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[[File:Mrsmithangryeyessonichu.jpg|left|thumb|The "Angry eyes" Sonichu in question.]] | |||
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'''To Mr. Smith''' is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[Chris]] on [[October 2014|26 October 2014]]. Chris apologizes to an [[eBay]] buyer, [[Medallions#The Mr. Smith Incident|Mr. Smith]], with whom he was having a dispute over the sale of a [[medallion]]. After Mr. Smith had filed an eBay claim against Chris, Chris had revealed Mr. Smith's personal information on [[Facebook]]. Chris apologized, but in a demonstration of his typical lack of [[Chris and remorse|remorse]], he sent Mr. Smith an "angry" Sonichu medallion instead of a regular one. After more vitriolic communication, Chris agreed to send a normal medallion as well as a [[commissions|commission]]. While the commission was intended by Mr. Smith to simply portray him with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris turned it into a mockery, with a bucket of ice about to fall on Mr. Smith's head. At that point, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make this video. | |||
This is the second video taken in the [[Rental House]] that Chris and [[Barb]] lived in after [[10 January 2014]]. Chris's eerie, puke-green [[Chris and cinematography|camerawork]] is still apparent, as in his [[I Love You, Catherine|previous video]] that month. Chris has again chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a [[I Love Lucy|1950s sitcom]]. It's possible that this strange choice of soundtrack was added in an attempt to indicate sincerity, since he is generally [[Autism|unable to show legitimate emotion]] in a convincing way. The sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video show that Chris has made this [[I'm Sorry, Dude|forced apology]] in the laziest possible manner. | |||
This | This video was taken down soon after upload, but [[troll|fan]] [[CWCville Library|archivists]] preserved it. The cinematography, combined with the old music and the somber tone, have drawn comparisons to the content of the album ''{{w|Everywhere at the End of Time}}'', which is about [[Barbara Chandler|dementia]]. | ||
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{{Infobox/video | {{Infobox/video | ||
| name = To Mr. Smith | | name = To Mr. Smith | ||
| | | ytid = AR9dxuFGzw8 | ||
| stardate = 26 [[October 2014]] | | stardate = 26 [[October 2014]] | ||
| subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}} | | subject = {{Website|[[eBay]]}}, {{Other|Mr. Smith}} | ||
| style = {{ | | style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}} | ||
| saga = {{ | | saga = {{Selling Out|text}}, {{Catherine|text}}, {{Sonic Boom|text}} | ||
| previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]] | | previous = [[I Love You, Catherine]] | ||
| next = [[Brushfire Video]] | |||
}} | }} | ||
{{quote|I'm hurting. It hurts. Errything hurts. A lot hurts.}} | |||
==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
['' | [''"A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square" plays in the background.''] | ||
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about... sending you the medallion with the... [''rubs his eye''] angry face. And.. I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]''] | To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about...sending you the medallion with the...[''rubs his eye''] angry face. And...I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [''[[sigh]]''] | ||
Well, you did get that, a | Well, you did get that, a, th-, the second one and I apologize for...drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket of ice on your head...because you...sent my [[Chris and money|finances]] down the drain there...like a [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|sinking ship]]. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [''sigh''] | ||
[[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again''] | [[Stress|I'm hurting]]. It hurts. [[Chris and health|Errything hurts]]. A lot hurts. [[Video games|Goddamn]] [[Monthly tugboat|stressful]] [[Toys|life]]! [''groans and sighs again''] | ||
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | [[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | ||
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]] | [[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2014]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:57, 29 August 2023
To Mr. Smith is a video uploaded to YouTube by Chris on 26 October 2014. Chris apologizes to an eBay buyer, Mr. Smith, with whom he was having a dispute over the sale of a medallion. After Mr. Smith had filed an eBay claim against Chris, Chris had revealed Mr. Smith's personal information on Facebook. Chris apologized, but in a demonstration of his typical lack of remorse, he sent Mr. Smith an "angry" Sonichu medallion instead of a regular one. After more vitriolic communication, Chris agreed to send a normal medallion as well as a commission. While the commission was intended by Mr. Smith to simply portray him with Sonichu, Chris turned it into a mockery, with a bucket of ice about to fall on Mr. Smith's head. At that point, Mr. Smith demanded that Chris make this video.
This is the second video taken in the Rental House that Chris and Barb lived in after 10 January 2014. Chris's eerie, puke-green camerawork is still apparent, as in his previous video that month. Chris has again chosen to play some godawful orchestrated music that sounds like it belongs in the sappy love scene of a 1950s sitcom. It's possible that this strange choice of soundtrack was added in an attempt to indicate sincerity, since he is generally unable to show legitimate emotion in a convincing way. The sloppy editing, disgusting appearance, lack of post-production, inconsistent message, and overall low quality of the video show that Chris has made this forced apology in the laziest possible manner.
This video was taken down soon after upload, but fan archivists preserved it. The cinematography, combined with the old music and the somber tone, have drawn comparisons to the content of the album Everywhere at the End of Time, which is about dementia.
Video
To Mr. Smith | |
Direct link | YouTube, archive |
Stardate | 26 October 2014 |
Subject Matter | eBay, Mr. Smith |
Performance Style | Tragedy, Reason |
Saga | Business, Catherine, Sonic Boom |
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
previous I Love You, Catherine |
next Brushfire Video |
“ | I'm hurting. It hurts. Errything hurts. A lot hurts. | ” |
Transcript
["A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square" plays in the background.]
To Mr. Smith, I'm very sorry about...sending you the medallion with the...[rubs his eye] angry face. And...I should just treat you like the other customers and give you the original face in the first place. [sigh]
Well, you did get that, a, th-, the second one and I apologize for...drawin' with the want of droppin' a bucket of ice on your head...because you...sent my finances down the drain there...like a sinking ship. Anyway, I'm very sorry. [sigh]
I'm hurting. It hurts. Errything hurts. A lot hurts. Goddamn stressful life! [groans and sighs again]
Me.
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