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Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him. | Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and [[Restaurants|fast food places]] eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him. | ||
Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who "retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6> This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got a movie star handling his paperwork. | Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who ''"retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."<ref name=sonichu6></ref>'' This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of [[Women's Rights|all women being submissive to him]]. Not only does he have [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|super powers]] and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got a movie star handling his paperwork. | ||
Allison is 26 years old, [[Chris and race|white]] and blonde. One would wonder why he doesn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERK|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6> Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather|scuttled]]. | Allison is 26 years old, [[Chris and race|white]] and blonde. One would wonder why he doesn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... [[JERK|boyfriend]]."<ref name=sonichu6> Observers at first assumed that Chris still had too much pride to create a fictitious sexual partner for himself, but such optimism has since been [[Lovely Weather|scuttled]]. | ||
Revision as of 02:03, 31 January 2011
Allison Amber (born 1979/80 is Chris's secretary in Sonichu. She was introduced in Sonichu #6 to explain how Chris can be Mayor of CWCville without actually doing any real work.
Biography
In Episode 12.5, Chris introduced his dog Patti (1988–2006) to the storyline by having her magically transformed into the talking, bipedal Patti-Chan. Chris took her to the CWCville Mayoral Office, where she could run free among the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon without grossing anyone out.
| “ | Not only is it a home-away-from-home, but every city document, every public decision, every single fun event that goes on in this community are all planned and stored here in these four walls. | ” |
| Chris, describing his Stasi hallucinations to his dead dog[1] | ||
Writing this part of the story must have forced Chris to give serious thought to his fictional duties as Mayor, in light of the events of Sonichu #4, where he was shown mostly sitting around in various shops and fast food places eating junk food and hoping that women would notice him. Typical of Chris's thought process, he quickly realized the solution to this plot hole: he has his secretary do everything for him.
Enter Allison Amber, a former movie star who "retired early to pursue her dream of being the aide of a big cheese like [Chris]."[1] This would be an interesting premise, except Chris has no interest in exploring the irony of a successful movie star aspiring to be a humble Mayor's aide. Instead, this seems to just be more window dressing for Chris's fantasy life of having the ultimate goal of all women being submissive to him. Not only does he have super powers and rule a whole city like a king, but he's also got a movie star handling his paperwork.
Allison is 26 years old, white and blonde. One would wonder why he doesn't just go out with her instead of getting arrested for loitering at Target, so Chris established that Allison is currently "in a relationship with her... ugh... boyfriend."Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag
For no clear reason, Allison has a picture of Batman hanging on the wall behind her desk. This may be a reference to:
- Family Guy, which features Batman star Adam West as the fictional Mayor of the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island
- Lucius Fox, an assistant that does all his superior's work while he is out fighting crime; in Sonichu, Allison does all of Chris's work while he stalks girls.
Trivia
- Allison Amber appears on Chris's "One Girl Coupon", a sort of sex coupon that entitles the bearer to one girlfriend, and the recipients must "do anything necessary." Golden showers, Cleveland steamers, and going Greek may still be extra though. This ticket is absolute proof that Chris is not a sexist. Also note that it says "of any desired age."
WARNING: Presenting this coupon to 99.99999% of boyfriend-free girls will result in rejection, and may lead to the sex offenders' register.
