Difference between revisions of "(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise"
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[[Image: | [[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]] | ||
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[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]] is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's]] "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view. Clyde Cash has since resolved to become a [[Julie|13 year old]], downgrade his monitor so it has an LED, and become so crazy that his mother would start having concerns. | [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]] is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's]] "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view. Clyde Cash has since resolved to become a [[Julie|13 year old]], downgrade his monitor so it has an LED, and become so crazy that his mother would start having concerns. | ||
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I take a look at my life and realize there's not much here<br> | I take a look at my life and realize there's not much here<br> | ||
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br> | Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br> | ||
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone<br><br> | |||
But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it<br> | |||
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy<br> | Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy<br> | ||
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it<br> | I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it<br> | ||
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As he croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br> | As he croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br> | ||
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br> | I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br> | ||
On my knees in the night<br> | |||
Saying prayers in the LCD light<br><br> | Saying prayers in the LCD light<br><br> | ||
We've been spending most of our lives<br> | We've been spending most of our lives<br> | ||
Living in the Trollsta's paradise<br> | |||
(repeat x 4)<br><br> | (repeat x 4)<br><br> | ||
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Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard<br> | Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard<br> | ||
I'm a loc'd in trolls in set trippin' banger<br> | I'm a loc'd in trolls in set trippin' banger<br> | ||
And my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br> | |||
Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br> | Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br> | ||
I'm livin life do or die-a, what can I say<br> | I'm livin life do or die-a, what can I say<br> | ||
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see anymo'<br> | I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see anymo'<br> | ||
The way things are going I don't know<br><br> | |||
Tell me why are we, so blind to see<br> | Tell me why are we, so blind to see<br> | ||
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We've been spending most their lives<br> | We've been spending most their lives<br> | ||
Living in the Trollsta's paradise<br> | |||
(repeat x 4)<br><br> | (repeat x 4)<br><br> | ||
Power and no money, money and no power<br> | Power and no money, money and no power<br> | ||
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br> | |||
Everybody's tryping, but half of them ain't carin'<br> | |||
What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'<br><br> | |||
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me<br> | |||
If they can't undersstand it, how can they reach me<br> | |||
I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br> | I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br> | ||
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.<br><br> | I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.<br><br> | ||
We've been spending most their lives<br> | We've been spending most their lives<br> | ||
Living in the Trollsta's paradise<br> | |||
(repeat x 4)<br><br> | (repeat x 4)<br><br> | ||
Revision as of 08:20, 24 November 2009
(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise is Chris's version of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise", featured in his second album, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song deals with Chris's struggle against Clyde Cash from Clyde's point of view. Clyde Cash has since resolved to become a 13 year old, downgrade his monitor so it has an LED, and become so crazy that his mother would start having concerns.
The Song
Lyrics
[sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]
As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much here
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz
A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense
As he croak I see myself worse off than that fool
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the LCD light
We've been spending most of our lives
Living in the Trollsta's paradise
(repeat x 4)
Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strict
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash
Too much internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard
I'm a loc'd in trolls in set trippin' banger
And my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G
Death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm livin life do or die-a, what can I say
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see anymo'
The way things are going I don't know
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me
We've been spending most their lives
Living in the Trollsta's paradise
(repeat x 4)
Power and no money, money and no power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's tryping, but half of them ain't carin'
What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't undersstand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.
We've been spending most their lives
Living in the Trollsta's paradise
(repeat x 4)
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the one's we hurt, are you and me
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