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[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009 | |||
Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler. | |||
Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo. | |||
Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here. | |||
[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics''] | |||
And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label''] | |||
The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference. | |||
Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds! | |||
Peace. | |||
[''black screen for a few seconds''] | |||
And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow. | |||
Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10. | |||
Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds''] | |||
Peace. | |||
===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.=== | ===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.=== | ||
Revision as of 21:07, 21 October 2021
The following videos were uploaded by Liquid Chris from August through November 2009.
This time period encompasses the Kacey Saga, and ends with Sonichu Special 4: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.
Pre-Kacey Saga
Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN. | |
| Stardate | August 10, 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Ian Brandon Anderson
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| Performance Style |  Angry
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| Shirt |  Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes |
next New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.
CWC |
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Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)
| I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest | |
| Stardate | 11 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN. |
next I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/
CWC |
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Captain's Log: Stardate August 11, 2009
Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the SingStar Challenge Contest between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.
Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by Dark Horse Comics. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.
Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds]. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything Sonichu, Rosechu, or CWCville-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.
[Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics]
And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh LEGO sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label]
The, uhh, Sonichu Crystal Chronicles game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [sigh of disappointment, but acting strong] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.
Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [melodramatically] Who knows what the future holds!
Peace.
[black screen for a few seconds]
And to my darling sweetheart Kacey, eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.
Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.
Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds]
Peace.
I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up. | |
| Stardate | 14 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Music  Kacey
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :) |
next GONE |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.
CWC |
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GONE
| GONE | |
| Stardate | 15 August 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Death threats
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up. |
next 10152009 |
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10152009
| 10152009 | |
| Stardate | 15 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Rumours  Homos
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| Shirt | Brown
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| previous GONE |
next THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher. |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!
CWC |
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[The camera zooms in on Liquid Chris, who is tied up] Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
- [Liquid Chris] Christian Weston Chandler.
[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]
- [Chris]Are you the real Christian?
- [Liquid Chris] Yes.
[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]
- [Chris] And why do you dress up like him?
[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.] [THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]
= Kacey Saga
THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher. | |
| Stardate | 21 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Kacey
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| Performance Style | Angry
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| Shirt | Brown
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| previous 10152009 |
next BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-( |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.
CWC (Christopher by Birth) |
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BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-( | |
| Stardate | 28 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Kacey
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| Performance Style | Angry
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher. |
next M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)
CWC |
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M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back | |
| Stardate | 29 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Kacey Music
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-( |
next My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.
Peace, CWC |
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My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey | |
| Stardate | 30 October 2009 |
| Subject Matter | Kacey Music
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back |
next Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.
CWC |
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Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father | |
| Stardate | 06 November 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics
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| Shirt | Brown
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| Liquid Chris' videos | |
| previous My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey |
next Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages) |
VIDEO DESCRIPTION:
| Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.
Signed, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C) |
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