ThePCAssassins

ThePCassassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. As of March 2025, the channel has been inactive for many years, and most of the videos are privated, with only three remaining.

Screencap of the YouTube channel as of 2025.

During its peak

During the Classic Era, the channel hosted dozens of videos, some of which were up to an hour in length. The majority of these videos were recordings made by people calling Chris's house and speaking with Robert Chandler, Chris's father. Evidence of these videos can be found by using the WayBack Machine and from information gleamed from comments left on the videos.

Comment by ThePCAssassin's referencing a now-lost video once uploaded (Dear god please someone find this video).

The videos covered a wide range of topics, usually being long and rambling recordings of Bob reveling in the opportunity to talk to someone interested in his life. One individual associated with PCAssassins (Craig) states he was an engineering student, and reportedly had phone calls up to 2 hours long with Bob discussing univeristy, engineering and general topics. The account also hosted several prank calls, notably one where Rufus calls Bob imitating a Ruckersville Police Officer and telling Bob that Chris was soliciting sex outside the game and hobby place.

As of 2025, only two videos remain uploaded on the channel, one of which has an erroneous upload date. A third video can be seen using the WayBack Machine.

Bob's got Cancer

Bob's got Cancer is a 2-minute video of two trolls named Craig and Anthony calling Bob. The video was recorded and originally uploaded around the 24th of March 2011. It's unclear why the video shows an upload date of 2013, it may have been privated or otherwise edited in some way to alter the original upload date. Comment's on the video appear to indicate that when it was originally posted, the information that Bob had cancer was not yet known. It is also worth pointing out that the comments indicate Bob was still alive when they were posted, including multiple comments between ThePCAssassin's and Thorgnzorg which is unusual as the upload date listed (2013) is 2 years after bob had died.

In the video the two trolls contact Bob and strike up conversation with him, one of them has called before and remarks that he is an engineering student, much like Bob was, this is the same person as in Bob Call 6 and Bob Call 4. Bob's revelation that he has cancer is not significantly acknowledged, and Bob complains that trolls or jerkops have shipped him "400 pounds worth of magazines." Bob quickly ends the call, as he understandably can't be bothered humoring two trolls after receiving a cancer diagnosis.

Bob Call 6

Bob Call 6 (technically "ThePCassassins - Bob Call 6 - What'll happen to Chris???????") is a 20-minute video of a conversation between Craig and Bob. In it, Bob discusses a lot of topics, notably claiming that Chris learned to read and write through reading the closed captioning on his television set. He also claims that Chris is being discriminated against by employers for being autistic, and calls Megan Schroeder a "little low life in the gutter bitch."

Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins / Bob Call 4

This is one of the videos deleted from the actual PCAssassins YouTube account, and exists now only as an archive on the YouTube account of "Albert Clukley". Originally posted in May 2011 under the title "Bob Call 4" it now exists as an archive with an incorrectly spelled title. (Amusingly, capsaicin is the scientific term for the extract used in pepper spray. ) It's a 15-minute recording of another conversation between Craig and Bob Chandler.

Chat with Bobby Part 4

This chat occurred on 30 April 2011, and while it has been privated, it is still accessible on the Wayback Machine. Bob amicably chats about his past jobs, and certain aspects about Chris and how he grew up, like how Chris taught himself how to read by watching television with closed-captioning turned on, and his skills in video games. One notable part about this call is that Bob claims Chris never made it on the honor roll.

This video is the official ThePCAssassins upload of "Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins" which still exists on the YouTube channel of Albert Clukely. A Transcript and description is available at Bob Chandler's call with The P Capsaicins.

Individuals associated

There are 3 individuals directly associated with ThePCAssassins.

Craig

Craig is the most notable member of ThePCAssassins, he leads the conversation in Bob's got Cancer and is the one who called Bob in Bob Call 6 as well as Bob Call 4. He is enthusiastic when speaking to Bob and is apparently an engineering student, in Bob Call 6 he states he was "following in Bob's footsteps" (with regards to his engineering degree).

Craig is most likely the person who is managing ThePCAssassins YouTube account, as a majority of the comments are written in a first-person perspective from Craig's point of view.

Craig called bob on at least 3 other confirmed occasions, at one point he reports having a "2 hour" conversation with Bob about engineering studies. This video is currently lost. Portions of Bob Call 6 may be part of this extended call, as Rufus mentions in the introduction that the recording was much longer than the final cut.

Anthony (Amfermy?)

Anthony is the second caller in Bob's got Cancer, and is not present in Bob Call 6 or any further calls. Craig introduces him as "Amfermy" which may either be a strange name or simply a mispronunciation. Until proven otherwise his name will be listed as Anthony, as frankly Amfermy is retarded and makes no sense.

Rufus

Rufus is a narrator who dubbed the intro to Bob Call 6. Interestingly, Rufus is not present during the actual phone call between Bob and Craig. Rufus is also not present during the recording of Bob's got Cancer. His only role in the series (until more videos are unearthed) is to introduce Bob Call 6, and explain the contents of the video, as well as some of the content that they had to cut out.

Rufus actually called Bob himself on at least one occasion where he posed as a police officer and claimed that Chris was soliciting sex outside the Game and Hobby Place. However this video has been lost.