I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy

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Ivy, I’m sorry I’ve made some mis- I’m sorry I’ve made the mistakes of showing your picture off to some-to a few, trusted individuals in real life, and and I’m sorry about'ta other mistakes I’ve made like, I've should have been drawing the comic, but I got caught up with other things from real life. Ivy, I promise you, I promise you my undying love and devotion, I promise you my heart, my soul, even my virginity and all my romantic ways and all my emotions, my undying emotions. They belong only to you.

I swear in the name of my lord and savior Jesus Christ (maybe?), I will never, ever, leave you. You have my undying devotion. I'm all yours, and I hope that you fee-mmh-I hope that you feel samely about me. So, let’s just try to keep it that way and ivy, I love you so much [Creepy french kissing with Kimmi].

Never leave me, Ivy. And I will never leave you. I love you too much.

Analysis

He's just fucking insane