Difference between revisions of "List of Chris's lies"
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*Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube.{{cite}} Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]],{{cite}} Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard. | *Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube.{{cite}} Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]],{{cite}} Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard. | ||
*When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store. | *When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store. | ||
Revision as of 15:50, 2 July 2009
Chris, not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently lie to save face.
In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the trolls. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing so his lies have the opposite effect (ex. going to Redmond).
In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his actions (ex. drawing a rule 34 of Megan).
This list serves to document all of Chris's blatant falsehoods. While Chris is known to speak half truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.
Chris's Lies
- Chris claims to be related to Anne Boleyn, impossible since her ultimate descendant is the virgin Queen Elizabeth.
- In a Mumble chat, he lied and said that nude photos of him on Encyclopedia Dramatica were photoshopped, despite the fact he willingly consented to these photos [1]. Chris also lied to Miyamoto about the ED images being photoshopped.[2]
- For two days, Chris claimed to have a new sweetheart named Chloe after the Blanca breakup. The first mention was to his fans of all people.[3] Yet if he was already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at GameStop where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.[4] The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again.
- Chris lied about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."[5]
- Chris claimed that the DVD that trolls procured wasn't the "director's cut" [6] yet the DVD had all the features that had been described before trolls even came into contact with Chris .
- Chris claimed that Blanca received the medallion and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the Medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube.[citation needed] Furthermore, in a private chat with Robert Simmons V,[citation needed] Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
- When a nefarious IRL Jerkop confronted Chris on his Attraction Sign, Chris quickly hid the sign while he left to get the Manajerk. Then Chris proceed to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
- Chris claimed that he was banned from The Game Place forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by Mimms on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child.
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