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The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|man-children]] from getting [[love quest|laid]]. While online wars have been waged, recently [[Pickles | Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [http://www.youtube.com/browse?ytsession=FoxhZ0-gdeHgJ3NP65CufsV38mv8mKjw7rmFNE_q6OZSyB6HwLy_bzERPsi6drsOoOdMf8tZbwXsRn3a5fhSO8uLqq-QPzxMwEmi1QhjO_JLkGoXfH8tujwxKOJ_YDNBpf7Ls03eL8SPGUHerPvbAV-Og5JqN1dbeeQIFDCl3ylsIj1Yy3T1TKzOHKO4EpfywKtqf3n4KjdrNJM-PJ42yYQgz0x9Kv9NRsz0BQOeyjlbs-N97IAEBeBS2DoVA2oWzN52FlCqlBUrPR0RIf0wpQ], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a poll on their website. | The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "[[The Miscreants]]") is a secret society dedicated to keeping [[autistic]] [[Christian Weston Chandler|man-children]] from getting [[love quest|laid]]. While online wars have been waged, recently [[Pickles | Men in Pickle Suits]] have been deployed to ruin [[Chris]] in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [http://www.youtube.com/browse?ytsession=FoxhZ0-gdeHgJ3NP65CufsV38mv8mKjw7rmFNE_q6OZSyB6HwLy_bzERPsi6drsOoOdMf8tZbwXsRn3a5fhSO8uLqq-QPzxMwEmi1QhjO_JLkGoXfH8tujwxKOJ_YDNBpf7Ls03eL8SPGUHerPvbAV-Og5JqN1dbeeQIFDCl3ylsIj1Yy3T1TKzOHKO4EpfywKtqf3n4KjdrNJM-PJ42yYQgz0x9Kv9NRsz0BQOeyjlbs-N97IAEBeBS2DoVA2oWzN52FlCqlBUrPR0RIf0wpQ], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, [[Vivian Gee]] became his successor via a poll on their website. | ||
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. [[Chris]] understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon | "HA-HA, I got you!" ]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, [[Chris]] has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 | babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls | internet bullies]]. | On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. [[Chris]] understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several [[Secret Weapon | "HA-HA, I got you!" ]] videos were made, all with false information. Lately, [[Chris]] has resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 | babbling incoherently]] to deal with these [[Trolls | internet bullies]]. |
Revision as of 14:36, 23 June 2009
“ | Ya'll making me nervous right now! | ” |
Chris on The Miscreants |
The Ancient and Secret Order of the Miscreants (aka "The Miscreants") is a secret society dedicated to keeping autistic man-children from getting laid. While online wars have been waged, recently Men in Pickle Suits have been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his date [1], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. Clyde Cash was the original leader of The Miscreants, but after his untimely death, Vivian Gee became his successor via a poll on their website.
On 23 February 2009, The Miscreants approached Chris in Mumble and informed him of their plan. Chris understandably panicked and shat many brix. Several "HA-HA, I got you!" videos were made, all with false information. Lately, Chris has resorted to babbling incoherently to deal with these internet bullies.
Because of a lucrative promotional deal with Nintendo, the Miscreants were briefly known as the Mewscreants in April 2009.
After the death of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description reads "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all."
Known Agents of The Miscreants
- Clyde Cash (RIP)
- Vivian Gee
- Blanca
- PandaHalo (RIP)
- Sarah May
- Lordsillynipples
- Arjen Van Dierten
- Man in the Pickle Suit
- Emily
- Bob Chandler
- Scampers Chandler
- Yawning Squirtle