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'''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate.[[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a strict and immutable ritual in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref> | '''Dating''' is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate.[[Chris]] treats this process of establishing a relationship as a [[Autism|strict and immutable ritual]] in which [[hanky panky]] invariably occurs on the [[third date]] at the latest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education]]</ref> | ||
==Online dating== | ==Online dating== | ||
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The First Day | The First Day | ||
* meet my mother and father, chat with them a while and get to know each other | * meet my [[Barbara|mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]], chat with them a while and get to know each other | ||
* video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]] | * video gameplay with [[Guitar Hero]] | ||
* For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that | * For dinner that evening, our First Date, I will take you out to [[McDonald's|McDonalds]], Arbys, Burger King, or a small restaurant like that | ||
* I'd let you go back to your hotel, or bring you back home. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it. | * I'd let you go back to your hotel, or [[Rape|bring you back home]]. NO SEX on the first night, but if you'd like to make out, I'd welcome it. | ||
The Second Day | The Second Day | ||
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* PS2 or 3 | * PS2 or 3 | ||
* For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]] | * For Lunch, I'd take you to this good all-you-can-eat Pizza/Salad/Soup/Desert [[Country Cookin|Buffet]] that I know of in [[Charlottesville]] | ||
* Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall | * Romantic Movie at the theater, or we can walk the Downtall Malll, and/or a [[Sonichu's Edge|walk in the park]] | ||
* If we take in the movie, you and I can sit in the back, darker area. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can make out in the theater. | * If we take in the movie, you and I can [[Rape|sit in the back, darker area]]. And if it doesn't bother you, I may "Yawn and stretch" my arm around you to your other shoulder. If you want to take it further, you may pull my hand on your shoulder a little closer to your breast (of course, this is optional), and I'd let you cop a reach into the popcorn bucket, or under that to cop a feel. [[Megan Schroeder|Stop me]] if I'm bothering you any. And you and I can [[Hanky panky|make out]] in the theater. | ||
* if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''OMITTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our Wedding Night. :) | * if you feel like it that night in the privacy of mine or your room, you can take my virginity, or we can wait till the [[third date|third night]], if there is one before you have to go back to [''OMITTED'']. Either way, I would wear a condom then, and in the future until our [[Giant Penis Comic|Wedding Night]]. :) | ||
Sunday Morning | Sunday Morning | ||
* would you be willing to come with me to my Methodist Church as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and showing you off as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do sing from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to. | * would you be willing to come with me to my Methodist Church as a Visitor? If you do, I would take pride in being with you there and [[Women's rights|showing you off]] as my Girlfriend. :D But seriously, I would honestly appreciate just having you with me there. We do [[Singstar Challenge|sing]] from a red or black book at points during each service, but you don't have to sing if you don't want to. | ||
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* my mommy and | *[[Fail| my mommy and I]]—my family and I—will meet you at the airport | ||
* I know a place that does some great smoothies, so yeah, a cafe | * I know a place that does some [[Recycling|great smoothies]], so yeah, a cafe | ||
* enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island. | * enjoy a movie in the theatre, at home or watch a television rerun. FAMILY GUY, heh, [[Family Guy]]. Or uh [[I love Lucy]] or I got the entire series of Gilligan's Island. | ||
* make some music together on Guitar Hero | * make some music together on Guitar Hero | ||
* I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our sex time together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm. | * I will look forward to the eventuality of you and I having our [[Hanky panky|sex time]] together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll do my best to pleasure you to keep you satisfied, satisfied, just for you. Just for you, hmmm. I know a number of good positions and massages, hmmm, hmmm. | ||
* I know a number of places we could walk around at and uh we could walk about the mall, we could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds, good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight. | * I know a number of places we could walk around at and uh we could walk about [[Fashion Square Mall|the mall]], we could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds, good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight. | ||
* We can walk the [[hermit crabs]] together, hmmm, walk about, you might like your, you might walk your hermit crabs. | * We can walk the [[hermit crabs]] together, hmmm, walk about, you might like your, you might walk your hermit crabs. | ||
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Revision as of 21:07, 7 April 2010
Dating is the social convention in which two people do activities together in order to establish potential capacity as a long term mate.Chris treats this process of establishing a relationship as a strict and immutable ritual in which hanky panky invariably occurs on the third date at the latest.[1]
Online dating
Chris has joined several online dating sites, including Match, OkCupid [2] Book of Matches [3], and The Hook Cafe. He is also seen trying to use Craiglist several times; however, it is assumed that it was a troll's work.
Chris's ideas about dating Blanca
Excerpts from an e-mail Chris wrote to Blanca in September 2008:
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The First Day
The Second Day
Sunday Morning
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Chris's ideas about dating Ivy
Excerpts from a video Chris recorded for Ivy in May 2009:
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Sauce
- ↑ User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education
- ↑ http://www.okcupid.com/profile/CWCSONICHU OkCupid dating profile for CWCSonichu
- ↑ Book of Matches - profile Sonichu