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This '''Chandler Family Tree''' includes pets and people [[Chris]] imagines to be related to him.
 
      [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Ancient leader]]                [[Anne Boleyn]],
          [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|of the]]                  [[Anne Boleyn|Queen of England]]──────Mary Boleyn
        [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee Clan]]                      │
              │                          ???
              │                            │
              │                      Richard Weston,
              │                  1st Earl of Portland
            ???                          │
              │                          ???
              │                            │
              │                    [[Daniel Weston]]
              │                            │
            Robert              Jean      ???
          Franklin-----------Holloman    │
          Chandler Sr.  │    Chandler    ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐
                        │                │                                    │        │                    │
    Patricia          [[Bob Chandler|Robert]]          [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]]          Jack    Ran        [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]]    Harriett    Tom      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Raymond]]
    Chandler---------[[Bob Chandler|Franklin]]------------[[Barbara Chandler|Anne]]-----------Dale or Coleman    [[Aunt Corrina|Weston]]    Ashby-----Ashby      [[Minor_Family_Members#Uncle_Raymond|Weston]]
                │  [[Bob Chandler|Chandler Jr.]]  │    [[Barbara Chandler|Weston]]    │  Smithey    Yeatts                                        │
    ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                            │
    │          │            │          │        │                                                            │
  [[David Alan Chandler|David]]      [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol]]    [[Christopher's name change|Christopher]]    [[Chandler Cats|cats]]    [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]                                                        [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Jonathan]]
  [[David Alan Chandler|Alan]]      [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Suzanne]]      [[Christian Weston Chandler|Weston]]              [[Cole Smithey|Smithey]]                                                      [[Minor_Family_Members#Jonathan_Carey|Carey]]
[[David Alan Chandler|Chandler]]    [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Chandler]]    [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chandler]]
    │                        │
    │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐
    │                  │          │          │          │          │
[[Savannah]]            [[Patti Chandler|Patti]]      [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]    [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]-----[[Rosechu]]    [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]
[[Savannah|Chandler]]          [[Patti Chandler|Chandler]]    [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Weston]]              │              [[Reginald Chandler|Chandler]]
                                [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Chandler]]            │
                                              ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐
                                              │          │          │
                                            [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Cerah]]    [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Christine]]    [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robbie]]
 
==Poké Family Tree==
 
[[Image:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]
[[Image:456-FamilyTreeAndCar.JPG|thumb|Poké Family Tree]]
 
Chris drew his family tree in the form of [[Pokémon]]. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the [[Daniel Weston|superfluous]] [[Cherokian Clan|tales]] of Chris's heritage.
 
Below is a transcription with the format ''Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon''.
 
; Top row
 
* [[Cole Smithey]] / born 7.24.1969 / Likes to play drums. Movie reviewer for New York Newspaper / English Pilgrim Electabuzz
* [[Chris|Christian W. Chandler]] / born 2.24.82 / Likes [[Pokemon]], [[Sonic]], and [Mario?]. 12th Grade student at [[Manchester High]] / Pikachu with Both Pilgrim and [[Cherokian Clan|Native American]] garb.
* [[Carol Suzanne Chandler|Carol Chandler]] / born 7.7.64 / Math wiz at college. / Native American Wigglytuff
* [[David Alan Chandler|Allen Chandler]] [sic] / born 12.2?.62 / ophthalmologist / Native American Alakazam
 
; Row 2
 
* Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
* [[Barbara|Barbara W. Chandler]] / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim [[Pokémon#Snorlax|Nidoqueen]]
* [[Bob|Robert F. Chandler]] / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
 
; Row 3
 
* Carrie Edna Weston  / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
* Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
* Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
* Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
 
; Row 4
 
* Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
* Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
* ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
* Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
* J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
 
; Row 5
 
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
 
; Bottom row
 
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
* ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian
 
== Actual family tree ==
Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141</ref>
 
Imaginary people removed:
 
[[File:Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif]]
 
== See also ==
 
*[[Minor Family Members]]
 
==Sources==
<references />
 
[[Category:Family Members| ]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Revision as of 03:08, 17 February 2014

This Chandler Family Tree includes pets and people Chris imagines to be related to him. 

      Ancient leader                 Anne Boleyn,
          of the                   Queen of England──────Mary Boleyn
       Cherokee Clan                      │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                      Richard Weston,
             │                   1st Earl of Portland
            ???                           │
             │                           ???
             │                            │
             │                    Daniel Weston
             │                            │
           Robert              Jean      ???
          Franklin-----------Holloman     │
         Chandler Sr.   │    Chandler     ├────────────────────────────────────┬─────────┬─────────────────────┐
                        │                 │                                    │         │                     │
    Patricia          Robert           Barbara          Jack    Ran        Corrina    Harriett     Tom      Raymond
    Chandler---------Franklin------------Anne-----------Dale or Coleman     Weston     Ashby-----Ashby      Weston
               │   Chandler Jr.   │    Weston    │   Smithey    Yeatts                                         │
   ┌───────────┤            ┌─────┴─────┐        │                                                             │
   │           │            │           │        │                                                             │
 David       Carol     Christopher     cats     Cole                                                        Jonathan
 Alan       Suzanne       Weston               Smithey                                                       Carey
Chandler    Chandler     Chandler
   │                        │
   │                  ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┬───────────┬───────────┐
   │                  │           │           │           │           │
Savannah            Patti      Crystal     Sonichu-----Rosechu     Reginald
Chandler           Chandler     Weston              │              Chandler
                               Chandler             │
                                              ┌─────┴─────┬───────────┐
                                              │           │           │
                                            Cerah     Christine     Robbie

Poké Family Tree

Poké Family Tree
Poké Family Tree

Chris drew his family tree in the form of Pokémon. He gives pilgrim hats to those on the Weston side and feathered headdresses to those on the Chandler side, both in reference to the superfluous tales of Chris's heritage.

Below is a transcription with the format Name / Date of Birth / Description / Culture and Pokemon.

Top row
Row 2
  • Harriett Ashby / born ?.?.? / Administrative Assistant. Married to Tom Ashby / English Pilgrim Clefable
  • Barbara W. Chandler / born ?.?.? / ??? / English Pilgrim Nidoqueen
  • Robert F. Chandler / born 2.9.1928 / Retired Engineer. Likes old music. / Native American Nidoking
Row 3
  • Carrie Edna Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Clefairy
  • Joseph Otto Weston / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Haunter
  • Jean Holloman Chandler / ? / ? / Native American Vulpix
  • Robert F. Chandler Sr. / ? / ? / Native American Farfetch’d
Row 4
  • Victoria Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Victreebell
  • Robert Wynn / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Fearow
  • ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Missingno
  • ? / ? / ? / English Pilgrim Dugtrio
  • Frances Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Jynx
  • J Holloman / ? / ? / Native American Porygon
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Jigglypuff
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Sandslash
Row 5
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Exeggutor
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Kadabra
Bottom row
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Missingno
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Hitmonlee
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Nidorina
  • ? / ? / ? / Native American Persian

Actual family tree

Also note that Chris's great grandfather, Robert P. Wynn, was allegedly a two-timing drunk who "failed to provide even the most basic support for his wife and children".[1]

Imaginary people removed:

Harvey Powers updated family tree.gif

See also

Sources

  1. ↑ http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d118.html#P141
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