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Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,906 days ago.
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'''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | '''Ongoing''': [[Jacob Sockness]] • [[September 2019]] ([[September 2019 social media posts|social media]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]] | ||
*'''25 September''' - Sockness '''[https://archive.fo/vS8ac proclaims on Reddit]''' that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person. | |||
*'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].''' | *'''23 September''' - A full decade passes since '''[[Kacey Call 21|the last time Chris applied for a job]].''' | ||
*'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]]. | *'''14 September''' - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris '''[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris|returns to his normal Twitter account]]'''. He describes his [[Chris and reality|fabulous]] [[homos|adventures]] with [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit [[Virginia]]. | ||
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*'''7 September''' - [[Jacob Sockness]] '''[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app forges]''' a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]] on [[Reddit]], asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and [[homos|marry]] for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/ affirms]''' through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic. | *'''7 September''' - [[Jacob Sockness]] '''[https://old.reddit.com/r/TheChurchofCWC/comments/bl78bl/magichan_2_need_to_talk_now/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app forges]''' a conversation between himself and [[Magi-chan]] on [[Reddit]], asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and [[homos|marry]] for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris '''[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sockness-manipulated-chris-with-threat-to-stop-the-merge-rping-as-magi-chan.60642/ affirms]''' through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic. | ||
*'''6 September''' - [[Barb]] takes the '''[[Dodge Caravan]]''' for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris [[beg]]s for the money, asking [[fans]] to give the money through business associate [[Jacob Sockness]]. | *'''6 September''' - [[Barb]] takes the '''[[Dodge Caravan]]''' for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris [[beg]]s for the money, asking [[fans]] to give the money through business associate [[Jacob Sockness]]. | ||
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | <center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center> | ||
Revision as of 10:06, 25 September 2019
Ongoing: Jacob Sockness • September 2019 (social media) • Dimensional Merge • Financhu Crisis
- 25 September - Sockness proclaims on Reddit that he has secured transport to visit Chris in person.
- 23 September - A full decade passes since the last time Chris applied for a job.
- 14 September - After a month spent pretending to have swapped bodies with a fictional character, Chris returns to his normal Twitter account. He describes his fabulous adventures with Sockness in California, noting that he expects him soon to visit Virginia.
- 13 September - While telling a brony on Twitter to believe his own fursona is a real, independent being, Magi-chan describes Borb as being his waifu, with Chris's mother in particular being his 'Guilty Pleasure'.
- 10 September - On Twitter, Chris (via Magi-chan) laments the loss of his friends in the Teen Troon Squad and expresses his wish to meet them again in person, casually providing two more of their names in the process. He also alleges that Magi-chan's body (piloted by Chris's soul) has arrived in California, yet Chris's own body remains safely in Ruckersville.
- 7 September - Jacob Sockness forges a conversation between himself and Magi-chan on Reddit, asserting that he and Chris must meet in person and marry for the Dimensional Merge to take place. Chris affirms through his Magi-chan sockpuppet that the dialogue is authentic.
- 6 September - Barb takes the Dodge Caravan for repairs and is told the brake and exhaust systems need to be replaced for $1,000. Chris begs for the money, asking fans to give the money through business associate Jacob Sockness.
Usage
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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.