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(Phrasing can still be more succinct, and Hirschberg is a woman.)
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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[February 2020]].</center>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[February 2020]].</center>


'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]] • [[Dungeons and Dragons]]
'''Ongoing''': [[Financhu Crisis]] • [[Dungeons and Dragons]]


*'''1 February''' - Chris ignores his [[debt]] problems and '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of Pokémon Shield for his birthday.
*'''1 February''' - Ignoring his mounting [[debt]]s, '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|Chris begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of [[Pokémon]] Shield for his birthday.
*'''30 January''' - Chris unveils his in-progress '''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''' character sheet.
*'''30 January''' - Chris unveils his in-progress '''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]''' character sheet.
*'''30 January''' - Two creditors sue Chris for '''[[debt]]''', bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases received past double digits, to eleven, also proving that [[Aly Hirschberg]], a generous donor for Chris, has been wasting his money, as Hirschberg intended his donations to help Chris with his bills - exchange rates be damned!
*'''30 January''' - Two creditors sue Chris for '''[[debt]]''', bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases into the double digits and confirming that [[Aly Hirschberg]], his most generous donor, has been wasting her [[monthly tugboat|money]] trying to stabilise their finances.
*'''29 January''' - '''[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|Ben Saint]]''' returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a [[conventions|convention]].  
*'''29 January''' - '''[[Ben Saint#Normalisation of relations|Ben Saint]]''' returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a [[conventions|convention]].  
*'''26 January''' - An ''anonymous'' envelope containing a drawing of a [[creepy stare]] arrives in '''[[The End Games]]''''s mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.
*'''26 January''' - An ''anonymous'' envelope containing a drawing of a [[creepy stare]] arrives in '''[[The End Games]]''''s mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.

Revision as of 14:51, 2 February 2020

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It is currently February 2020.

Ongoing: Financhu CrisisDungeons and Dragons

  • 1 February - Ignoring his mounting debts, Chris begs on Twitter for a Nintendo Switch copy of Pokémon Shield for his birthday.
  • 30 January - Chris unveils his in-progress Dungeons and Dragons character sheet.
  • 30 January - Two creditors sue Chris for debt, bringing the Chandlers' running count of debt cases into the double digits and confirming that Aly Hirschberg, his most generous donor, has been wasting her money trying to stabilise their finances.
  • 29 January - Ben Saint returns after months of quiet to Chris's attention on Twitter; he and Chris together solicited crowdfunding for a convention.
  • 26 January - An anonymous envelope containing a drawing of a creepy stare arrives in The End Games's mailbox. They upload it to Twitter.
  • 23 January - The End Games reaffirms that Chris is not welcome in their shop by blocking his Twitter account, to which Chris whines that they are not inclusive and that their reputation has been sullied by banning him.
  • 17 January - On Twitter, Chris insists he be unbanned from The End Games to learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons for him to complete the Dimensional Merge.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,830 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.