Difference between revisions of "A Girl Who Brought Down the World"
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*Christopher Winifield Vega - an allegory to [[CWC]] that somehow | *Christopher Winifield Vega - an allegory to [[CWC]] that somehow becomes president and ruins the planet | ||
*Vivian - awesome big sister to the hero of the story who is almost raped | *Vivian - awesome big sister to the hero of the story who is almost raped | ||
*Kid - Vivian's little sister | *Kid - Vivian's little sister | ||
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*Melonie - a parallel to [[Megan]] who Chris is obsessed with | *Melonie - a parallel to [[Megan]] who Chris is obsessed with | ||
*The Janitor - Close friend of President Vega | *The Janitor - Close friend of President Vega | ||
*Jones Brimley - successful half-brother of Vega. possible reference to CWC siblings that aren't losers like Chris IRL. | *Jones Brimley - [[Cole Smithy|successful half-brother]] of Vega. possible reference to CWC siblings that aren't losers like Chris IRL. | ||
*Matt Brimley - the son of Jones and Melonie | *Matt Brimley - the son of Jones and Melonie | ||
*Clyde - Gang leader | *[[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] - Gang leader | ||
*Sally - A girl Vega wanted to make into a [[Sweetheart]] in the past but fell for a magician instead | *Sally - A girl Vega wanted to make into a [[Sweetheart]] in the past but fell for a magician instead | ||
*The Magician - [[Wes Iseli]] reference | *The Magician - [[Wes Iseli]] reference | ||
Revision as of 06:09, 30 May 2009
A novelette written by vivitheg which imagines a scenario that trolls have imagined for some time - what if Chris ruled the world?
A copy was sent to Chris. His response was "I like the cover" and expressed concerns that he was being charged for it.
Plot Summary
Chapter 1: Neighbors
A young girl named Kid has just moved to a new city with her parents, Miles and Mimi, and her older sister, Vivian. Vivian quickly gets bored and brings Kid with her to meet their new next-door neighbor, a boy named “Christopher Winnfield Vega”.
Christopher, who goes by “Chris”, goes into great detail explaining to Vivian and Kid how he once lost his gal-pal, Melanie. Getting creeped out, Vivian tells Kid that Chris is “Santa Claus’s evil brother”, and the two of them flee the house.
After hearing about how rudely Vivian treated Chris, Mimi invites Chris over for dinner as a way of patching things up. Chris shudders to learn that Mimi’s racial identity is part-African, but he nevertheless graciously accepts the invitation.
Chapter 2: Memories
Vivian is desperate to learn more about Chris, so she brings Kid with her to Waynesworth Enterprises to find and question Melanie, who works there. Soon after arriving at Waynesworth, Vivian admits to Kid that Chris isn’t really “evil Santa”… just a terrible person.
Once Vivian and Kid locate Melanie, who goes by “Mel”, they’re told all about how she has a restraining order against Chris because of his constant sexual harassment in the past. Mel insists on telling the girls’ parents about Chris, and she heads home with the two of them.
As the girls return, Chris notices from his bedroom window that Mel is with them, and he assumes that Vivian and Kid are trying to help him reunite with her. He labors to make himself look presentable and shows up next door only to be told by Mimi that dinner is off.
Chapter 3: Cops
Kid emerges from her room to find the house in ruins. Turning on the news, she learns that her family, Mel, Chris, and the police are all involved in one big high-speed chase. Chris can't be stopped because a new law states that harming him in any way may result in life imprisonment.
As the family’s car runs out of gas, Miles is forced to pull over into a gas station. Chris pulls over in turn and heads after Mel on foot. Soon, Chris has lowered his pants around his ankles only to trip over them, and the police have rescued Mel and Kid's family for the time being.
While everyone is waiting around at the police station, Chris’s half-brother, Jones Brimley, shows up and offers to let them all stay at his place, where they should be safe from Chris. Meanwhile, back at the gas station, Chris finally picks himself up and resumes his hunt for Mel.
Chapter 4: Asylum
At his mansion, Jones explains to Mel and Kid’s family that living with his failure of a half-brother had inspired him to move out in search of success. That night, Chris scales the mansion's electric fence and is stopped only by the sight of Jones’s female bodyguard stripping naked.
Soon afterward, the Republican Party announces that Chris will be their next presidential candidate. One year later, Chris is elected President in a landslide victory. He immediately announces that he will put an end to terrorism, the Democratic Party, and rights for gays.
Chris adds that Rabbichoso, a fictional character arguably of his creation, will be serving as his VP. His first official act as President is to offer cash rewards for Mel’s capture and the murder of Kid’s family. Vivian declares that her family must kill Chris before he can kill them.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Character list
- Christopher Winifield Vega - an allegory to CWC that somehow becomes president and ruins the planet
- Vivian - awesome big sister to the hero of the story who is almost raped
- Kid - Vivian's little sister
- Mimi - Vivi & Kid's mother
- Miles - Vivi & Kid's father
- Melonie - a parallel to Megan who Chris is obsessed with
- The Janitor - Close friend of President Vega
- Jones Brimley - successful half-brother of Vega. possible reference to CWC siblings that aren't losers like Chris IRL.
- Matt Brimley - the son of Jones and Melonie
- Clyde - Gang leader
- Sally - A girl Vega wanted to make into a Sweetheart in the past but fell for a magician instead
- The Magician - Wes Iseli reference
- Eva G. Warren - a witch who resembles Mary Lee Walsh
- Jim - Jerkop who saves children from Chris's abusive policies
- Mr. Mays - teacher who uncovers the evil's of Dating Education
- Shana
- Rabbichoso - Vice President & Sonichu-parody
- Bunnichoso - Vice President's wife & Rosechu-parody
- Cabinet Combo - President Vega's Staff
- Fighting Rabbichoso - Punchy reference & Secretary of State
- Grass Rabbichoso - Wild reference & Secretary of Agriculture
- Holy Bunnichoso - Angelica reference & Secretary of the Interior
- Water Bunnichoso - Bubbles reference & Secretary of Health
- Psychic Rabbichoso - Magi-Chan parody & Secretary of Dating. Totally not gay.
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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