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The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops who tried to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing. | The last straw came in the form of [[Joshua Martinez]], aka [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a [[PSP]]. After that, Shoemaker made [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Barb]] contact the cops who tried to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing. | ||
In a recent [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]] Chris, under the belief the the trolls did not know who he was, suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. That's right. Despite the fact that she just might be the only person left with any hope for Chris, he still has fantasies about raping her and then blaming the trolls for making him do it. | In a recent [[IRC (23 July 2009)|IRC Chat]] Chris, under the belief the the trolls did not know who he was, suggested that the trolls force him to [[Chris and sex|rape]] Rocky. That's right. Despite the fact that she just might be the only person left with any hope for Chris, he still has fantasies about raping her and then blaming the trolls for making him do it. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. That she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity. | ||
==The ultimate white knight?== | ==The ultimate white knight?== | ||
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Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Homos|bigotry]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfishness]], [[Chris and death|total disregard for others]], [[Chris and health|gluttony]], and [[Chris and anger|rage]]. | Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and [[Clyde Cash]], it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his [[Homos|bigotry]], [[Chris and his Ego|selfishness]], [[Chris and death|total disregard for others]], [[Chris and health|gluttony]], and [[Chris and anger|rage]]. | ||
One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally belived that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on March 21st, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed pattern | One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally belived that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on March 21st, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on the 29th of April and smoke out [[Sydney Contacts|another]] on the first of May(though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with [[Jackie]]). | ||
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says, even though her only qualifications are "big fan of [[GodJesus|Jesus]]." | Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says, even though her only qualifications are "big fan of [[GodJesus|Jesus]]." | ||
Revision as of 23:06, 31 May 2010
Rochelle "Rocky" Shoemaker is a pastoral counselor (actual title - "Assistant Pastor for Care Ministries") at the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church, who advised Chris on several matters, going as far back as the Miyamoto Saga.
Biography
Rocky used to work in the Community of Faith United Methodist Church, where she garnered high praise and comparisons with Rocky Balboa. In the year of Our Lord 2009, brought about the end of the Ivy Era, by pushing Chris to go to the police about Ivy.
This wasn't the first time she wanted to call the cops, either - Julie and PandaHalo have both incurred her wrath in the past.
The last straw came in the form of Joshua Martinez, aka Vanessa Hudgens, who tried to swindle some money out of Chris by trading him a PSP. After that, Shoemaker made Bob Chandler and Barb contact the cops who tried to find Ivy and even managed to get a background check on her and came up with nothing.
In a recent IRC Chat Chris, under the belief the the trolls did not know who he was, suggested that the trolls force him to rape Rocky. That's right. Despite the fact that she just might be the only person left with any hope for Chris, he still has fantasies about raping her and then blaming the trolls for making him do it. Rocky herself is aware that Chris said this. That she did not kick him out of the church on the spot speaks volumes about her sanity.
The ultimate white knight?
Rocky Shoemaker might be the only person in the world who is genuinely concerned about Christian's well-being. Judging by her approval of the Love Quest, it can be inferred that she supports Christian's desire for china.
Despite saving him from the wiles of Joshua Martinez and Clyde Cash, it seems as though Rocky is ineffective at making an impact in Christian's life where it really matters - namely his bigotry, selfishness, total disregard for others, gluttony, and rage.
One can usually spot her hand in affairs if Chris begins to display common sense. It is generally belived that she was behind Chris's attempt to quit the internet forever on March 21st, as the video was made on a Sunday. Chris likely meets with her on Thursdays and Sundays, as he suddenly developed basic pattern recognition skills long enough to catch one troll on the 29th of April and smoke out another on the first of May(though he may have simply gotten both mixed up with Jackie).
Chris insists that Rocky is a better counselor than a professional psychologist, and seems to accept uncritically whatever she says, even though her only qualifications are "big fan of Jesus."
Contact info
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PROTIP:
If you try to contact Rocky, she probably won't listen to you as she gets all sorts of shit from trolls.
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Rochelle Shoemaker
315 Ivy Vista Dr.
Charlottesville, VA 22903
(434) 244-2898
(703) 517-2446
Emails: revrocky48@gmail.com
revrocky@yahoo.com