F Abstinance
F Abstinance (officially "F Abstinance.MOV") is a video uploaded on to YouTube on 28 March 2010.
| “ | AND Practice Safe Sex with proper Condom or B.C. medication usage. Ask your parents or teachers for more info, or look it up on the internet or library.
Also, the Sonic and the Werehog Costumes in LittleBiGPlanet; the Headdress needs to be TWO PARTS; EARS for HEAD, and SPIKES for HAIR. And the Spines and Tail need to be TWO PARTS; TAIL for WAIST, and Spines for NECK. |
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Video
| F Abstinance.MOV | |
| Stardate | 22 March 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Sex
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| Performance Style |  Rage
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Transcription
Just a thought that I'd like to share with everybody:
Abstinence, if you're just learning about it, abstinence is nothing but crap. It is a whole fucking bunch of baloney. If eh- if I had the opportunity, I would- if I was in an assembly, I would stand right up in my chair and I would say "FUCK UP FUCK ABSTINENCE". Shout it right to the choir. I mean 'cause if you got abstinence, then what- then what do you get, you end up being an adult virgin, or even worse, a senior citizen virgin and that is like a hell to most anybody. And you can tell 'em that I, Christian Weston Chandler, promotes you to say "FUCK ABSTINENCE!".
Updates are to come on the CWCipedia soon and do not buy any of the quote unquote books anywhere on the internet because I have not approved of any such books and I'm not getting a dim- and I'm not seeing a penny out of that. So if there's anything that I'm not seeing a penny out of eh- books or DVDs, yeah do not buy. Otherwise would like, you know dolls, toys, backpacks wh- that sort of- that sort of small thing, yeah that's fine, that's okay. I'll approve of that.
Anyway, everybody else, have a good day.
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