Chris's birthday
Chris's birthday, the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizzare inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new vidya, to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.
Notable birthdays
18th
While most people would've celebrated by partying hard, doing something special, or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some platonic gal-pals. No alcohol, no tobacky, just Kenan & Kel and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his "My big 18th party" story.
21st
Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new video games, and no sweetheart. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his English class at the PVCC by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand autism, while he later confided in Sarah that he was dismissed for hating on da homos. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the Love Quest, Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.
27th
Not much is known other than Chris's Aunt Corina was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities. In true Chris fashion, he bitched and complained about not being able to stuff his greedy gullet full of pancakes instead of mourning the loss of his aunt. He would later go in to complain in a mumble chat about Aunt Corina ruining his birthday by selfishly dying.
28th
| “ | Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!" | ” |
| Chris, on being nearly 30 | ||
Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his obsessive desire to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a mysterious substance and was visited by another male guest. Alec Benson Leary also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.
- Sonichu canon: Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in Sonichu 10 is distributed into the global water supply on this day.
"Christian Love Day"
Now, most see their birthday as a day of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be focused on him too. First seen in the CWC Blog, "Christian Love Day" is apparently a second Valentines Day, only for STRAIGHT folk. In the Mailbag, he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because Chris wills it and it's also Mexican flag day. Chris then provided no details on how to celebrate and didn't put any effort into garnering publicity, except for one lone video.
Now, in Sonichu, the holiday gains slightly more credence, if some disturbing moral stipulations. The homo vaccine "cures" the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, that and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of it's denounment is nationally recognized, or he has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality.
February 24th is also...
- Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.
- The day the Nazi Party was founded.
- The day Leroy Jenkins died.
- The day the Dominican Republic broke out in civil war in 1965.
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