Sonichu Entertainment of America
| “ | Let's make Sonichu and Rosechu great again! | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler for President | ||
Sonichu Entertainment of America (SEA) is Chris's small business company that started on April 16th, 2016. It is a pre-IPO, global entertainment and media company which will be hosted by Zazzle selling fun for the whole family. This is a step up for Chris taking advantage of his Internet fame and his original creation. Sonichu Entertainment of America is an Equal Opportunity employer. It is (by Chris's logic) an 8A woman-owned small business. Products would include the usual stuff he sells in Etsy as well as T-shirts, hats, mugs, and other products.
Reason for Creation
Most people start a small business to provide services and innovation. Although Chris wants to expand his clientele, the chief reason for the formation of the business is because producing the insipid crap to sell online is starting to feel a bit like work, and he wants some henchmen to do the actual work for him. Watching the "launch" video reveals in very short order that he wants any and all employees to be women so he can fuck them, although of course Chris claims his aim was to focus more on drawing the comics as well as focusing on his transition from being a Female Lesbian Soul to Full Woman Lesbian.
Help Wanted
Chris is in essence looking for artists who could reproduce his masterpieces and sell them, Chris naturally believing that a career artist would be required to reproduce his hideous childish art.
Positions and Job Descriptions
Artist
An "artist" would create the Amiibos and medallions. Basically an assembly worker making Sonichu crap.
Description
- "Learn" from Chris-chan about assembling Amiibos and medallions.
- Create potential prototypes
- Collaborate with Chris about new ideas
Qualifications
- Love and adore the adventures of Sonichu and Rosechu
- Be experienced with arts and crafts
- Eighth grade reading level
- Have similar traits to Chris-chan but not in totality
Animators/Video production assistants
This position would help with creating the animated or CGI Sonichu cartoon series and hopefully not end up like the blue-armed bandit.
Description
- Create a cartoon or CGI animated Sonichu cartoon with Chris having total creative control and voicing himself and Sonichu.
Qualifications
Romantic coordinator
A romantic coordinator is a professional matchmaker that Chris would actually pay for and trust. He claimed he was too busy to handle this himself. He mentioned that his "associate" wrote this section, in what is an obvious lie but a rare instance of Chris being seen to have shame.
Description
- Compete with the lesbian love market and find Chris a sweetheart
- Create a course in women's self-defense/martial arts, dating education, and lesbian sexual positions.
- Escort Chris in certain public events
- Fight against trolls
Qualifications
- Be fit and in shape
- Be a femme fatale
Salary and benefits
- 25% of the profits.
- Exclusive access to Christian Weston Chandler himself
- Talks of collaboration
- Access to private company promotions, conventions, and company slumber parties (tbd)
- Chance of romantic encounter with the boss
Anyone interested could send a Youtube video as a video resume or send a resume to his gmail account.
Chris would be paying these people 25% of all profit each, presumably meaning if he had any more than three employees he wouldn't be making any money himself (and what existing profit there is is less than a single person could live on, let alone several people). Although the "artist" and animator positions were advertised to people of either sex, Chris very obviously wants to work with women so he can seduce them.
There are more than a few problems with the creation and advertisement of these positions. It is highly unprofessional to allude to romantic advances as a suppose perk of the position. Not only would that creep out potential employees, it would also be considered sexual harassment especially with Chris's history with dating. What's surprising about all this is that Chris is opening most of the positions to men with only the romantic coordinator being a female-only position which again could bring up a sexual harassment case.
Future
There is no chance whatsoever of anybody applying for these positions as a serious job venture. There is, however, an extreme likelihood that trolls will use these job "opportunities" as chances to get close to Chris, which Chris hasn't realised, naturally. As an actual business, even with Chris as its only employee, it is doomed - aside from negligible profits, Chris is plagiarising literal hundreds of instances of intellectual property, and while he's being doing that for years, now he's actually trying to profit off of it.