I Got A Fish

“	.....this manchild.....	”
WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.

In this video, Chris dances/jogs in place, while a stupid song full of random access humor he made up plays in the background. Despite his claims, he does not actually have a fish. This video is relevant because the fucking media got in on it. Sure, it's just the radio, but it points out an interesting fact. Chris's fail cannot stay contained for much longer.

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[song is delivered as a voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place]

I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?

I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?

I got a fiiiiiiiiish! [spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto]
Would ya like to make a wish? [poses like a homo]