I Got A Fish

In this video, Chris jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of random access humor that he made up plays in the background. Despite his claims, he does not actually have a fish.

The video is so bizarre and stupid that the fucking media got in on it. It's just the radio, but Chris's fail cannot stay contained for much longer.

“	…this man-child…	”
WBCN, hitting the nail on the head.

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[song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place]

I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?

I got a fish!
Would ya like to make a wish?

I got a fiiiiiiiiish! [spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto]
Would ya like to make a wish? [poses like a homo]