War Paint Video
The War Paint Video (Originally titled 10142009) is a video in which Chris delivers some sort of poem to the trolls while wearing "Indian" face paint. He then proclaims his proud Cherokee heritage while at the same time showing a complete lack of knowledge about anything to do with Native American culture.
Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's sports bra is visible through his shirt.
Video
Transcript
[Chants] Calling all trolls! Calling all trolls! You are at-We are at war! This is war! [Normally] I will not stand idly by while you take heed and mock and-curse my friends and my family. For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it! As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage. I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls! This is war!
AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!
[Produces the toy gun seen in CWC is Angry]
Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me. I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee! You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.
[Pause]
Howgh.