Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!

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A long-awaited comeback album! Yay! …wait a minute, this is only the second album?

Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK! is the second album by Christian & the Hedgehog Boys, Christian's nonexistent fan band, because talking over music, changing existing lyrics so they're all about you, and playing Guitar Hero is EXACTLY like being in a real band.

Background

After a four-year hiatus and bouyed by his new "relationship" with "Ivy", Christian & the Hedgehog Boys reunited to produce another album, and subject the world to yet more of Chris mumbling over a selection of the greatest hits of the '80s, '90s and today.

Notable is the replacement of Wild Sonichu for Sonic and Punchy Sonichu for Shadow. While a newfag would believe Chris forgot that they were in the band, a true C&HB fan will know that Sonic left the band due to artistic differences, and is now pursuing a solo country music career, while Shadow died of a cocaine overdose.

This is notable as Wild's first musical appearance where he departs from his Sit 'n Spin background.

Tracks

  1. "(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" (to the tune of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise")
  2. "CWC Like a Virgin" (to the tune of Madonna's "Like a Virgin")
  3. "Feel Our Love At Play" (to the tune of Berlin's "Take My Breath Away")
  4. "I Gotta Make My Move" (to the tune of Rod Stewart's "If You Want My Body")
  5. "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy" (to the tune of Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights")
  6. "Lovin' You" (to the tune of Minnie Riperton's "Lovin' You"... sort of.)
  7. "Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)" (to the tune of Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light")
  8. "Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" (to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark")
  9. "I'm Sexy For My Ivy" (to the tune of Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack")

Reception

While critics applauded Christian for upgrading the quality of the music he shouts over from shithouse to slightly less shithouse, the album was an absolute bust, even in Molvanîa where Chris is lauded as a national pop icon. Rolling Stone refused to review the album.

Fans of Wild Sonichu's mastery of the Sit 'n Spin were disappointed to hear Wild being forced to play the inferior guitar, which may have affected the quality of his musical contributions. Fans also claimed that Punchy could not live up to the legacy of Shadow.

ORIGINAL LYRICS

DO NOT STEAL

Fan videos

Pretty Homo (For A Retard)
Stardate 31 July 2009
Made By CWCLovesPickles
Video Type Remix
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

External links