Future message from Crystal W Chandler
On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.
Video
| Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 3 April 2019 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy  Reason  Comedy
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| Saga |  Merge
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Transcript
Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.
Chris: Just keep reading.
[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]
Masked Man: I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
[Camera backs away.]
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]
And I am her brother.
[Camera backs away]
There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden good old Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...
[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly Sharpies.
Theories on the man's identity
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Much like the Magical Man, theories persist on who the masked man is.
Copitz
Not long after the video was made, a user asked if Copitz was the mystery man. Copitz initially confirmed it, but quickly denied it. He claimed that he thought he was asked about his appearance in his ghost hunting video. Additionally, the hair is too dark and he is too short to be the mystery man.
Sarah and Steve
Wannabe trolls who tried to manipulate Chris by gifting him a Nintendo Switch and including a letter suggesting not to trust others, and that they would be moving to town. However, various claims imply they haven't done so yet, and are reconsidering.
See Also
| ⇐ Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes | Chris's videos | Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video ⇒ |