Tour of Chris's House
In these two videos, uploaded on 27 March 2009, Chris provides a tour of his house and his father's garden. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so full of shit that Chris literally cannot enter them.
Inside
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Transcript
[drops camera, which lands pointing at an empty wall]
Ow.
[grunts and strains with effort to move things around off-screen]
[Natalie Ibruglia’s "Torn" plays in the background for a while]
[finally picks camera up]
Still recording?!
[starts tour]
I’d say-- well, that was the, uh… path room. [?] I have to fix the door.
Um… here’s a bathroom. I take my shower in here often. Uh… use some… Axe and… Head & Shoulders.
Bathroom sink… and a commode.
Got a card t-table there… that I, uh, would sometimes set up when I wanna… play cards in my room or something… or when I wanna do some work.
This is the kitchen. Well, uh, just decided to leave the tree up, w-without the, uh, star on top. Yeah, it-- it’s a bit of a mess. But… at least we’ve got enough room to warm up a pizza or wash dishes. All that good stuff. The bare essentials.
And… this was… the living room. Again: before we… cluttered it up with so much… mess.
And… go downstairs. Here’s the front door.
Goin’ outside. See some of it.
Here’s Kitty. [uses a baby-talk voice] Hello, Kittyyy! What ya lookin’ at? Kitty, Kitty! Hello, Kitty, Kitty! Pretty!
Mmm… go downstairs further.
This would be the music room. Again: before it got cluttered. But now, my mom sleeps in here often.
Yep.
[sighs loudly in a tone of despair] My family is a bunch of pack rats!
Mmm…
Downstairs bathroom. Not much goin’ on in here.
And then, another hallway.
The… utility room. There’s a… washer and dryer… and a hallway right outside… the door.
[speaks in whispers] This was the family room. It got cluttered and stuff.
Hi, Bob!
Bob: Oh! Hi, son!
What’cha up to?
Bob: Goin’ to sleep. [?]
Okay. Goin’ outta here!
[Bob presumably says something that’s not audible]
Okay!
And… nowadays, the family room’s just basically used for… my dad [unintelligible] the television… uh, a little bit of comfort. And… there’s some [unintelligible] on that bed over there.
[abruptly stops recording]
Outside
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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