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According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his [[CWC|deadshit son]] is unknown. | According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris' father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his [[CWC|deadshit son]] is unknown. | ||
One of Chris's homemade Pokemon cards featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City_of_Cwicville_Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] used the spelling "Cwicville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. | One of Chris's homemade Pokemon cards featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City_of_Cwicville_Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spelling "Cwicville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. | ||
On 03 March [[2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail. | On 03 March [[2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail. | ||
Revision as of 12:06, 5 July 2009
| “ | BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYOR OF CWCVILLE! | ” |
| Chris, 03 March 2009, chat with Max | ||
CWCville (Pronounced: Quick-ville, IPA: [kwɪk vɪɫ]) is Chris-chan's imaginary world. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be True and Honest Lovers' City of Cwcville, in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris' bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and fuck for his amusement. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly; nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house.
This place also serves as a geographical location in the Sonichu comic book world. In this city Chris Chan is mayor, where he controls everything at his own will, granting him the basis of his megalomaniac tendencies. The town is allegedly located in the state of Virginia, but being a figment of Chris Chan's imagination, it will never be found on a map. Inside the comic, CWCville is at a fierce rivalry with neighboring city PVCC. It is under constant attack from the evil forces of Dean Mary Lee Walsh and her army of Jerkops.
CWCville history
According to Sonichu 8, CWCville was founded in 1982 by Chris' father, Bob Chandler. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown.
One of Chris's homemade Pokemon cards featured a "Cwick City Gym," while an unfinished Game Boy Camera project dating from 2001 used the spelling "Cwicville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling.
On 03 March 2009, Chris announced that BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail.
On 04 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made BILLY the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the Medallion of Fail, which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY is still the mayor of CWCville.
On 28 July 2009, the mayor of CWCville, Billy Mays, passed away in his mansion after several assassination attempts. No news yet on who will replace him (You can bet on it will probably be Chris). Memorial services for him have not been planned yet.
CWCville IRL
The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that is has existed since Chris' high school year, before Sonichu was originally thought of in March of 2000. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris' mind to reality with Lego blocks have proven that CWCville is in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of Bionic the Hedgehog, Christian's first Sonic recolor.
It has been argued that Chris' retard power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, which he holds an IRL grudge with, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, Patti Chandler, back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts, as defeating a whole army of huge nigras, and resurrecting his dead dog, is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.
Fascist laws
| “ | There are no elections. | ” |
| Chris, Chris chan Discusses | ||
Soliciting sex is presumably legal in CWCville, whereas drugs and smoking are illegal. This makes it an unpopular holiday destination for teenagers. However, the ban on alcohol is largely unenforced, and as of June 2009 the ex-mayor of CWCville has been reportedly frequenting bars and indulging in alcoholic drinks.
See also
Links
- CWCVille Chronicles, dark fanfic