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[[Image:ComicMyspace.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is his imaginary, fail OC [[Sonichu]].]] | [[Image:ComicMyspace.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is his imaginary, fail OC [[Sonichu]].]] | ||
[[Chris]] created '''MySpace''' pages to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s in his [[2003]]–[[2004]] battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> One of his accounts got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 13 [[September 2008]] (NEVAR FORGET) | [[Chris]] created '''MySpace''' pages to attract [[boyfriend-free girl]]s in his [[2003]]–[[2004]] battle against [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> One of his accounts got hacked by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] in the events of 13 [[September 2008]] (NEVAR FORGET). | ||
[[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||right|Chris's MySpace after the hacking.]] | [[Image:myspacehacked.jpg|thumb||right|Chris's MySpace after the hacking.]] | ||
Revision as of 00:14, 28 March 2010
File:ComicMyspace.jpg
Chris's accurate depiction of his MySpace - his only friend is his imaginary, fail OC Sonichu.
Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his 2003–2004 battle against Mary Lee Walsh.[1] One of his accounts got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of 13 September 2008 (NEVAR FORGET).
On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered three text files on Chris's site. One file is a list of Chris's MySpace friends, whom he classified as JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc. The other two files are correspondences with young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris in 2005. The list is presented verbatim with added links and minor adjustments for formatting.
Chandler's List
SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)")
| Name | Location | Age | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| asa | Arlington, Alabama | 25 | JERK |
| \/\/hitney | Quinque, Virginia | 18 | |
| Howard | Charlottesville, Virginia | 31 | JERK |
| TheBestKeptSecretYouHad | Louisa Co., Virginia | 19 | Taken |
| ~*Tracy*~ | Columbus, Ohio | 25 | |
| Kristen | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | |
| Mac | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | |
| Sarah | Richmond, Virginia | 20 | Taken |
| ...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | Taken |
| Kim | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | |
| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP | Chesapeake, Virginia | 21 | "More to Love" |
| _Da/\/ieL | Roswell, New Mexico | 17 | JERK |
| Samantha | Orange, Virginia | 19 | |
| UVA nurse (Hayley) | Raleigh, North Carolina | 22 | |
| Escaping Ellsworth | South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois | ?? | JERK Band |
| Shelly | McGaheysville, Virginia | 18 | |
| Heather | Burbank & New Orleans, California | 35 | Taken |
| *~KISS~* | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | |
| Jessie Jo | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | Smoker |
| I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy | Charlottesville, Virginia | 18 | |
| Nasty G | Richboro, Pennsylvania | ?? | JERK Band |
| Kristie | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | |
| (**LiNnEa** | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | Taken) |
| Ashley | Charlottesville, virginia | 19 | |
| Amanda | Orange, Virginia | 20 | |
| Erika | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | |
| (Lindsay | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20) | |
| sasa | Short Pump, Virginia | 21 | Smoker |
| (Jelena | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | No Interest) |
| Jade | Tampa, Florida | 17 | |
| Leah | Los Angeles, California | ?? | |
| Brooke | Crozet, Vriginia | 19 | Taken |
| Cate | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | Lesbian |
| (Ella | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | No Interest) |
| Randi | Charlottesville, Virginia | 17 | Mormon |
| Chad | Charlottesville, Virginia | 23 | JERK |
| Rachel | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | |
| JaMee | Floyds Knobs, Indiana | 18 | Taken |
| (Green Day=Orgy (Anna) | Salt Lake City, Utah | 20 | Mormon) |
| Beth | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | |
| (Timothy James | Salt Lake City, Utah | 17 | JERK) |
| *JUDY* aka the girlie | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | Taken |
| Courtney Jaye | Atlanta, Georgia | 2? | |
| Jessica | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | |
| Maureen | Radford, Virginia | 21 | |
| JesseBacKwards | Tri-Valley, California | ?? | JERK Band |
| lori | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | |
| Aimee | Ruckersville, Virginia | 25 | Smoking Parent |
| (~*FreeStyle*~ | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | JERK) |
| Jessika | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | No Intrest |
| Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) | Fort Wayne, Indiana | 21 | Taken |
| Mary | Barboursville, Alabama | 16 | |
| sandy | Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania | 24 | |
| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) | Crozet, Virginia | 18 | |
| Liz | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | |
| Wild | Spokane, Alabama | 24 | |
| (Britney Spears | Beverly Hills, California | 23 | Taken) |
| organized C h A o S | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | |
| Sara | Oshkosh, Wisconsin | 19 | |
| love...lost...heart (Melanie) | Ruckersville, Virginia | 19 | |
| zack | Warren, Michigan | 16 | JERK |
| Pimpasaurus Sex | Yavin IV, Alabama | 22 | JERK |
| JustJen | Palm Springs, California | 23 | Taken |
| veronica | Baltimore, Maryland | 19 | Smoker |
| Ashley of Course | Charlottesville, Virginia | 18 | |
| Jeremy | Waynerboro, Virginia | 26 | JERK |
| (Chris | Ruckersville, Virginia | 23 | Self) |
| adam | Albany, New York | 18 | JERK |
| Crystal | ???, Nevada | 18 | |
| Karen | New York, New York | 24 |
Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
**cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends [Note: the reason Chris adds "8" to some listings is unknown]
| Name | Location | Age | Note | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Julia | San Diego, California | 26 | Taken | |
| asa | Arlington, Alabama | 25 | JERK | 8 |
| Emma Rocks! | Charlottesville, Virginia | 23 | Smoker | |
| Howard | Charlottesville, Virginia | 31 | JERK | |
| Meredith | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | Smoker | |
| *New Addiction* | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | ||
| Simpleng Tao (Howie) | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | "More to Love" | |
| ~*Tracy*~ | Columbus, Ohio | 25 | 8 | |
| Kristen | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | 8 | |
| *Molly | Charlottesville, Virginia | 16 | 8 | |
| katie | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | ||
| Kim | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | 8 | |
| Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP | Chesapeake, Virginia | 21 | "More to Love" | 8 |
| _Da/\/ieL | Roswell, New Mexico | 17 | JERK | 8 |
| Escaping Ellsworth | South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois | ?? | JERK Band | 8 |
| Heather | Burbank & New Orleans, California | 35 | Taken | 8 |
| *~KISS~* | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | 8 | |
| Jessie Jo | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | Smoker | 8 |
| Nasty G | Richboro, Pennsylvania | ?? | JERK Band | 8 |
| **LiNnEa** | Charlottesville, Virginia | 19 | Taken | |
| Ashleigh | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | ||
| Amanda | Orange, Virginia | 20 | 8 | |
| Erika | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | 8 | |
| Lindsay | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | 8 | |
| Jennifer | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | ||
| sasa | Short Pump, Virginia | 21 | Smoker | 8 |
| Jade | Tampa, Florida | 17 | 8 | |
| Leah | Los Angeles, California | ?? | 8 | |
| Cate | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | Lesbian | 8 |
| Laura | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | ||
| sarah p. | Charlottesville, Virginia | 22 | ||
| Randi | Charlottesville, Virginia | 17 | Mormon | 8 |
| Chad | Charlottesville, Virginia | 23 | JERK | 8 |
| Green Day=Orgy (Anna) | Salt Lake City, Utah | 20 | ||
| Maureen | Radford, Virginia | 21 | 8 | |
| JesseBacKwards | Tri-Valley, California | ?? | JERK Band | 8 |
| lori | Charlottesville, Virginia | 21 | 8 | |
| Aimee | Ruckersville, Virginia | 25 | Smoking Parent | 8 |
| Mary | Barboursville, Alabama | 16 | 8 | |
| I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) | Crozet, Virginia | 18 | ||
| Liz | Charlottesville, Virginia | 24 | 8 | |
| SonichuCWC | Ruckersville, Virginia | 23 | Self | |
| organized C h A o S | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | ||
| Sara | Oshkosh, Wisconsin | 19 | 8 | |
| zack | Warren, Michigan | 16 | JERK | 8 |
| anglhallz (Holly) | Charlottesville, Virginia | 20 | ||
| Pimpasaurus Sex | Yavin IV, Alabama | 22 | JERK | 8 |
| JustJen | Palm Springs, California | 23 | Taken | 8 |
| AMY | Houston, Texas | ?? | Taken | |
| Ashley of Course | Charlottesville, Virginia | 18 | 8 | |
| Jeremy | Waynerboro, Virginia | 26 | JERK | |
| adam | Albany, New York | 18 | JERK | 8 |
| Crystal | ???, Nevada | 18 | 8 | |
| Karen | New York, New York | 24 | 8 |
