November 2017 Patreon posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

See also: November 2017 Facebook posts and November 2017 tweets

This page is a partial archive of Chris's major Patreon posts from November 2017.

Still delayed on new pages

4 November

Minor Update Everyone. Again, I do apologize for not being able to get this set of pages up sooner. Between priorities and grocery shopping, among which. I have two pages left to colour; I intend to finish them both today and get the six pages uploaded soon after. The next set of pages will be delayed a bit, as I have been commissioned for a Great Masterpiece of my drawing skills. I have been paid, and I will resume work on 12-9 right after completion. This masterpiece is not part of the Sonichu literature, and I will personally be delivering it to her soon after completion. After that, I will personally share this piece with y’all as well. The books for this month will be ordered shortly, and shipped from me to y’all later this month. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Chris writes about dicks, thinks it's his signature

Note: Chris uploaded two pictures of a drawing depicting Chris/Chris-Chan Sonichu, Ami/Sailor Mercury and Luna from Sailor Moon to Patreon (the first picture being a closeup of the drawing's signature line). Chris believed that the signature was his name in Japanese, but it actually translates as "I have a penis."

The text in the speech bubbles is, from left to right, top to bottom:

Translated text	What Chris thought it said	Who said it
I am gay.	I concur. John Elder had quite the autistic share and flair.	Chris
I'm hungry.	Quirky, but intellectual	Luna
You are already dead.	What a fascinating read.	Ami

The text on the bottom is possibly: "You look like the kind of person who fucks a guy in the ass and doesn't have the courtesy to ejaculate inside him," which Chris thought was "Smart hearts; smart minds; well-educated support."

About an hour later, he deleted both posts from Patreon, as well as the associated Twitter link.

Check it out! I wrote my name in Japanese. Also, this fresh inspired piece of three well-educated minds working together

A few hours later, Chris reuploaded the full drawing, in higher quality.

Great Minds sharing smarts and power

Night Star's age

Chris attempts to calculate Night Star's age and fails.

28 November

Who’s Ready to have their Minds Blown Today? I am back to better work on Night Star’s Book; I have been engaged with Cwcville Official affairs lately, so I sincerely apologize in the delay of new pages lately. Regardless, I come back with learned new Fun Facts, imported from Equestria as well! Equestrians Age every 30 Years, for our Human Age every One Year. Night Star is physically 19 years old, human; 570 in Equestrian, but she was born in Equestria’s Year of 967, versus my own Here Year of 1982. She time-hopped forward by mistake, but she counts each Day that passes for her in a journal. She is literally, like I would be there, 1,050 Years Old in Equestria.

He added:

Night Star was born in Equestria on February 24, 939 (Nine-Hundred Thirty-Nine), versus our Human-Earth Birthdate of February 24, 1982 (Nineteen Eighty-Two). I just did some math. 30 out of 365 is 11.16, so Equestrians have a birthday every 11.16 Days here. I just figured out all of Night Star’s, and mine, Equestrian Birthdays, As listed above. So, I had a recalculation of her birth year.

A few hours later, he deleted the above posts and issued a correction.

My Big Mistake, Everyone. I had misunderstood the time difference between here and Equestria. I am personally further learning it all from Night Star and her friends. Believe me, though, Equestrians Still do age slower than we in our reality here and in the Cwcville Dimension. I will edit that page with the updated information, and correct the details appropriately. I sincerely apologize for this error. Thank you for understanding.

Much like Twilight's arc in the show, making Night Star a powerful unicorn from a young age with mysterious powers, its possible he may rip off use the ages based on the MLP fanfiction "My Little Dashie"- in which its revealed by Twilight that Rainbow Dash had been missing for 14 days- 2 weeks in Ponyville, when the human reveals Dash had been with him for 14 human years.

Also note how Chris says his mary-sue was born in 967, then says 939 (also being born in February 24...coincidence?.