Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)
Chris's version of Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light", dedicated to Ivy's pet hermit crabs, Crass and Champthom. Unlike his previous work, where he wrote new lyrics, Chris just sings the original song word-for-word, adding the names of the crabs intermittently to identify them as the male and female characters in the song's story, in addition to a few minor references to the sea.
Notable variations from the Meat Loaf version are that Chris omits the entire Phil Rizzuto baseball section of the song, is incapable of singing the faster parts and frequently cannot distinguish between the male and female voices (sound familar?).
The Song
Lyrics
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