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The Pixelated [[PS3]] is a horrific Frankenstein-esque abomination crafted from a slimline PS2 console that's encased in randomly colored [[Pixelblocks]] and Lego.  
The Pixelated [[PS3]] is a Frankenstein-like abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored Legos and [[Pixelblocks]]. It's probably safe to assume that Chris destroyed this PS2 soon afterward by trying to use it without first removing it from this heat-trapping tomb.


[[Chris]] created in a video in order to win a real PS3 in the Robot Chicken "What would you do for a PS3?" contest.
[[Chris]] created the Pixelated PS3 to make the following video, which he submitted to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest.
 
Suffice to say, As Chris is a [[autistic|fucking idiot]] who has no concept of  the importance of heat dissipation in electronic items, he would have destroyed his PS2 by entombing it in so much plastic shit.


==Watch==
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Revision as of 01:02, 19 June 2009

The Pixelated PS3 is a Frankenstein-like abomination that combines a slimline PS2 with a casing made of randomly-colored Legos and Pixelblocks. It's probably safe to assume that Chris destroyed this PS2 soon afterward by trying to use it without first removing it from this heat-trapping tomb.

Chris created the Pixelated PS3 to make the following video, which he submitted to Robot Chicken's "What would you do for a PS3?" contest.

Watch

Transcript

Hello. My name is Christian Weston Chandler, from Ruckersville Virginia.

The PPS3 in all it's non-glory.

[sings] “What would you do for a PS3?”

What I would do for a PS3? I tell ya what I'd do!

Well, if I had the money, I'd wait in line! Like all the other people did with their tents and all that good stuff.

I'd throw away the cure for autism… if I had it! 'Cause I wanna get rid of that dog-- doggone, long-- life-long curse that I've had.

And, uh… oh, yeah! I would trade in my… PS2 for another thing!

Or, uh, otherwise, um… I'd make one from wood if it was hard enough!

But you know what I did? I did it!

[reaches down and picks up fake PS3]

I made it-- made one from Legos and [voice cracks with excitement] Pixelblocks!

And - believe it or not… I actually play Guitar Hero on this thing!

[briefly pretends to play fake PS3 like a guitar]

[switches to a deep voice] Thunderhorse!


Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks