User:Pepper-0
Hello! I am Pepper-0 and stumbled upon this rabbit hole last year (2015.) I find it very interesting and am finally beginning to edit things. I commonly get rid of insults to Chris, speculation and typos (with the exception of the exceptional), etcetera.
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
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Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. |
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
| “ | Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. | ” |
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This Moranus
Today in Christory;
In 2004, Chris pens the epic, genre-defining romance poem that is "Hard Love Quest". It includes the famous line: "Why do all the girls have to be already taken... A real shame / boyfriends of all girls who are possible matches for me are really LAME", and uses such literary techniques as rhyming and closed couplets, and a really shit lexicon.
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In 2009, Chris uploads the infamous video to YouTube of him stamping on his vibrator in an effort to show the trolls that he isn't gay. Sonichu.net is also hacked by Clyde Cash.
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In 2011, Chris spent $80 on LittleBigPlanet 2, which he proceeds to play for the following months.
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