I am a massive faggot.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
|Encyclopedia Dramatica User|
This user forges lulz and spreads drama throughout his/her homeland.
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.
This user is in possession of a life upgrade, and treats it with the respect it deserves - unlike Chris.
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.
|Misses Old Chris|
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this depressing.
|HELL AND BACK|
This user has survived a visit to Ruckersville.
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3
|Man in the Pickle Suit|
This user commends the Man in the Pickle Suit for tricking Chris yet again.
This user hates userboxes.