6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos
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This page lists Cameo videos that Chris was paid to do, released 6 to the 10 April 2026.
Chris Has A Mental Breakdown
Tagged as "Other for Josh Smith"[1]
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Chris Has A Mental Breakdown | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter |  Marketing,  Sex,  Trolls,  Reality,  Rumors
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Tragedy,  Crazy,  Reason
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| Saga |  Business,  Incest
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Transcript
Recording 1
(Transscriber's Note: Chris's speech impediments really come out in full force here. She needs to fucking learn how to enunicate.)
Oh hey Josh, just um, thank you for your kindness and support here, y'know, just everything...
Hmmm... [struggles to read what's on the request] ok-ey, well just reading whatchu, uh, wrote here. Um, oof- hm...
Well, present moment, I am watching a bunch of, uh, [YouTuber's name I probably don't recognize. Sounded like LightningBus]' 's story-time videos where she speaks through and tell her stories, just- [switches to ear-piercingly high voice] Well, I need to get this off my chest, but well- she has had better social-socializing success and, like, y'know congratulations to her and everything, and I can now feel free to tell her dis and all, but... [Kicks voice up another semitone] I'm jealous!
[Gives a tard stare for a few seconds. Really looks into your soul.]
[Begins pounding desk] About of all the damn F-CKING TROLLS BEHIND ME, and everything! About like, how they can claim- and everything- and how they can claim that they can scare me into like, LYING TO THE WORLD, essentially, back in 2021, lyin' to EVERYBODY! [Arm flopps onto body.]
Anyways, just... Congratulations to her. [Stutters for a moment] Zxhe has had better success for her online socializing than I ever had.
[Breathes in, then switches back to ear-piercingly high voice ]
I mean, I'm just scared of socializing! I mean, I'm just scared! I'm scared straight, it's impersoner, (unintelligible)?[2]
So... if you wanna spread this around , just go ahead. I don't care. It's my emotional vent. Whatever! [Puts fingers together, closes eyes, then starts mumbling] I call my meditation "Focus Mind".
[Breathes in and out for about 15 seconds]
Alright well, just, calm mind and clear sense and focusing some light power towards you.
Josh, follow that is light-powered and good. Be safe and well, and take care. Thank you for your kindness and support. [Puts palm to camera and makes a weird, angelic sound.]
Ave's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Ave"[3]
| Ave's Birthday | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Television,  Autism
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| previous Chris Has A Mental Breakdown |
next Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real |
Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real
Tagged as "Pep Talk for Daniel"[4]
| Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 7 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing,  Video Games
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| Performance Style | Reason, Crazy
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| Saga | Business
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| previous Ave's Birthday |
next Ali's Birthday |
Ali's Birthday
Tagged as "Birthday for Ali"[5]
| Ali's Birthday | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing, Video Games
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| previous Ignore Short Feisty Cigar Man and FNaF is Real |
next Jerry's Third Roast |
Jerry's Third Roast
Tagged as "Roast for Jerry"[6]
| Jerry's Third Roast | |
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| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 10 April 2026 |
| Subject Matter | Marketing
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| Performance Style | Rage, Reason
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| Saga | Business
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| previous Ali's Birthday |
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Response
The commissioner left a review:
| I am not married to Jerry. His wife does not like my marriage advice. |
References
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69d33a30ea0eec5845c79159
- ↑ Chris is so fucking hard to understand here, I have no idea if what I'm typing is actually correct. I am not fluent with the language of slow-in-the-mind, it seems.
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69d405ad6eb69279d2edd2a4
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69d5966ba58e48cfea28a896
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69d6991e370b6ced29afcc6c
- ↑ https://www.cameo.com/jchristchansp/feed/69d9afb421f1c63bdee66e9c
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