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So ages ago some guy called Sygerrik wrote this on his user page.
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==Chris and Repetition==
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
Chris is extremely fond of repeating himself.  A number of his favorite phrases and concepts are reiterated over and over again nearly verbatim.  Examples include "a Boyfriend-Free Girl to make into a Sweetheart From the Ground-up," and his assertion that the idea of "Date Ed" sounds "dated" and that "sex ed is fine for after the third date."  There are a number of possible explanations for this.


-Chris has trouble forming ideas into sentences, and when he finds one that he thinks works well, he simply reuses it over and over
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.


-Chris thinks that some of his CWC-isms are funny jokes and bear repetition
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.


-Chris is so lazy he literally copy-pastes blocks of texts from earlier screeds and manifestos into later ones
==Chris's ModNation career==
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.


-Chris is simply terminally unimaginative and cannot think of more than one way to express an idea.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.


Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possible. A large number of the phrases collectively known as CWC-isms are repeated like the above.
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.


I'm gonna try and expand on it.
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
 
==Beta screen caps==
 
<center>
<gallery>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
</gallery>
</center>
 
==Post-Beta creations==
 
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
 
{{collapsible
|Chris's ModNation Creations
|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
</gallery>}}
 
==See also==
 
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
 
==External links==
 
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
 
[[Category:Video Games]]

Latest revision as of 23:06, 3 August 2010

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MR American box art

ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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