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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Start of #trolltrain4andhalf buffer: Thu Jul 23 19:35:32 2009</font>
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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Now talking in #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Topic is 'I'M BORED OF WAITING ON SAM STILL LIKE</font>
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">SERIOUSLY�'</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Set by '''vivitheg'''!~starroadg@adorable.bunny on Wed Jul 22</font>
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
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In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''Ganondorf'''</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ganondorf''' sets mode: +o '''vivitheg'''</font>
==Chris's ModNation career==
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When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Luna''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Luna''' is now known as '''Guest6138'''</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Guest6138''' is now known as '''Pudding'''</font>
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Pudding is now known as '''Lila'''</font>
 
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Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Lila''' is now known as '''Sabrina'''</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Sabrina''' is now known as '''Serena'''</font>
==Beta screen caps==
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> I WANT THE FUCKING TRIFORCE
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Serena''' is now known as '''Stella'''</font>
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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Stella''' is now known as '''Ruby'''</font>
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<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lets PARTY
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
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Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''champthom''' is now known as '''NumberTwo'''</font>
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Awesome_Sauce''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font>> BROTHERS!!!!!!
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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Awesome_Sauce''' is now known as '''NickDunbar'''</font>
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<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> fffffffffffffffffffff
==Post-Beta creations==
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'i'm sleepy�'</font>
 
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It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
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<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> Twenty, twenty five minutes to go, I wanna be sedated.
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<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> Nothing to do, no way to go home, I wanna be sedated.
|Chris's ModNation Creations
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' changes topic to 'DEATH TO AMERICA�'</font>
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<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> ALLAH ACKBAR!
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> ALLAH ACKBAR!
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> ALLAH ACKBAR!
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Sonichu''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Sonichu''' has left #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
<br><<font color="#585858">'''NumberTwo'''</font> GREETINGS, CHRISTIAN...
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> What was that?
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''SonichuClone''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
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File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Herro
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who are you?
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Hey, My name is Bill.
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill WHO
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Bill Riley
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill o reilly?
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> No, Bill Riley
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> Fair enough...
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> where r u from?
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Who invited you?
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> asl?
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I live in Maryland.
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> This is invitation only
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> INVITATION ONLY!
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> A/S/L?
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<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am a close buddy of Jack Thatius.
 
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Thadius
==See also==
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> shut up guys he might be hot
 
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, hot guys always welcome
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
 
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
==External links==
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You bet I am, ladies.  :)
 
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> You got a picture?
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Mmm how big?
 
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> PICTURE!
[[Category:Video Games]]
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> pics or gtfo
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Whats ur cock size, Partner?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Okay, hang on.  I gotta look it up on this computer.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> about 5 Inches, give or take.
<br><'''Ganondorf'''> WHERE IS THE TRIFORCE OF COURAGE
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Eh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up ganon
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> WE WANT INFORMATION
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Ball size?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I don't play that game.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> How big is the sack?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I JUST WANT A PICTURE OF NEW GUY
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> 2 inches in diamater.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> hot
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> let me find my pic.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> thats a small sack, bucko
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so small is good
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well imo
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> small sack, LOTS OF CUM
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hmmm
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, we're going to be holding a meeting in 15 minutes
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> know how to use it?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yeah, I am here for that.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well just stick around
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> BUT FIRST I WANT A PICTURE!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm down with it; I've been hating that Chris Chan for MONTHS.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ME TOO
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> eh
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm here cos Chris Chan's cock is too small
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I h8t small cocks
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So, I troll him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course you do sweetie
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, PICTURE WOO
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ;)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we can share this new cowboy vivi
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course '''Ruby'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Double dip, twist!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I found my pic, but I forgot how I share it; do I upload it on the IRC, or do I share a link?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> tinypic.com
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> upload it to like imageshack
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> upload there
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or tinypic wherever
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> cool.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SQUEE
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> I CAN'T WAIT
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''GeckoMantis''' is now known as '''TheRealCapnCrunch'''</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''JackThadeus''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHAT UP JACK
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> welcome gentle trolls
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Cowboy, can you double dip me and Viv?
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> WELCOME, BROTHER JACK.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm so wet right now
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: +o '''JackThadeus'''</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm masterbating with my playstation controller
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> http://tinypic.com/r/2nvup01/3
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> i have it set on vibrate..........
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> LOL!  :)
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> snap! you're a bit old
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but I BET YOU GOT EXPERIENCE
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> DONTCHA!?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I only LOOK Old; I'm actually 30
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmm
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit, you should do something about that
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I get that a lot.  ;)
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> looks like a soap opera star
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I can dig it
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You guys seen Boku No Pico?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh jack you
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> awesome boy porn
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> mmmmm shota
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> fap fap
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> want me to link pics guys?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> delicious
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> plz
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> meh mayber later after we get bizness done
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, where's your stupid ass daughter jack
<br><'''TheRealCapnCrunch'''> hey guys hows it going i just got back the meeting start yet
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP CAPNCRUNCH YOU FUCKING MORON I HATE YOU
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> ...Goddamnit Capn
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Wheres cowboy?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Bill, hello
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Ok people
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHERE'S YOUR STUPID DAUGHTER OR IS SHE OUT OF THIS JACK
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> damn Jack is it buisness time already? I was about to get fucked by Bill.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Do you know the real reason for chris to follow the demands?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> duhhhhhhhh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft, shit.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> She was suppose to be here
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i left her an email and everything.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ikr where the fuck is she
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WHATEVER, PROBABLY TOO BUSY DOING COCAINE lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lolol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> probably out with Maurice
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & Jamal
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and cocaine
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and the rest of the jackson five
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> slut
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ANYWAY, cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know what's going down?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :D
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We want to piss off the Xbox 360 tards
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Took you long enough
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> fuck microsoft fanboys seriously
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and ruin their sells
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we need to end the console wars
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SONY WILL WIN WOO
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Hot huh, Bill?
<TheRealCapnCrunch> nah the xbox is the shit
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> okay i'm banning you
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: +b *!*@gecko.mantis</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Timer 1 activated</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> HAHAHAH
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">Timer 1 halted</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''TheRealCapnCrunch''' was kicked by '''vivitheg''' (fuck you�)</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what a small cock
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> So clueless
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' sets mode: -b *!*@gecko.mantis</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh so stupid
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> A true fan of Sony would Hump/thrust the shit out of the ps3 console.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> so naive
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a guy with a big cock would do it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> and women would suck that shit
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> they'd eat all dat cum
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and none of us have big dicks HUH JACK EHHHHHHHHHHH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> HEH
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''FireBurnt''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Plus anything would be better than seeing that crappy white console being humped
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shit son.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Xbox360 don't know hwo to make good GAMES
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> but he's expressed resistance to the idea
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Y'know why they call it the 360 right?
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> I do not know, why?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah why
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> look, jack you gonna get him banned from psn permanently right if he doesn't agree?
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> LOLOLOLOLOL
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you turn 360 degrees and moon walk away
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> SHUT UP YOU JOKERS
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> 360 should be named 180, as in you see the console and wanna turn to go away
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> amirite?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> ugh jack listen to me
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Yes My 2nd
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh okay good
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You fucking shriner, FireBurnt
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i want to ban him though, it'll be awesome
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> can i do it?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you burn ur brain AND dick off in that fire of '06
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> only if we DONT have the sony humping video
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> that is when i'll consider it
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> right.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & I am not afraid of myself getting banned at the process
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> god then i hope he doesn't do it then
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> If he doesn't do that video, he's a fucking no dick pussy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway cowboy, what do you think of this whole thing?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have an extra console in my person for the situation to happen.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> kewl
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''vivitheg''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' with a HUGE-ASS TROUT.</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone'''
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yo cowboy
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> pay attention bro
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> you there?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Yo, I'm just waitin' for the BIG Plan; what's next for the r-tard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> ?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> lol
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Mysterious_Stranger''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> whadya mean, newbie?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why you gotta censore?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Mysterious_Stranger''' is now known as '''The_C_Man'''</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I ain't censorin'
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> well, what do you think about the ps3 thing
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> better not be
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> r-tard*
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> he's a motherfuckin retard
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that's what we wanted to know
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Sounds pretty solid
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok then
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the big plan
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I LOATHE the 360.  Damn Red Ring
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> this is a chat you know we chat here not wait
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he is, and he's goanna be a no dick retard if he doesnt do this
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yeah, fuck the 360
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i'm ambivelent on the wii though
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what do you think about the wii?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> agreed, I like Animal Crossing
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> It's cute.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> You ever played any 360 games?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> it's alright; I've only checked it in a store demo.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', aren't they terrible?
<br><'''FireBurnt'''> i say we plan a away to destroy all 360s but they're doing that by themselves
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> do ho ho ho ho
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Ooooh, that shit's gonna be TIGHT yo
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> you so black C WOMAN
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hated the 360 fuck-ups.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> Bill Gates...more like...Bill Gaytes
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> heh amirite?
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> lol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Gears of War...shit...more like TEARS OF WAR
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> VERY
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ZING
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Yeah dawg, dat shit'z gay
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Star Wars: The Force unleashed? more like Star Whores: GAYS IN A LEASH
<br><<font color="#585858">''''''NumberTwo</font> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, let's introduce cowboy here to the gang
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you know jack obviously
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> leader of us all
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> And I'm Vivian Gee
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Man, dat sum homo shit
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> nice to meet ya
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> D'oh ho ho
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> greetings
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> HAIL Jack!  :)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> :D
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> FireBurnt is some crazy pyromaniac
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I'm '''Ruby''' Serenity Minge
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> and the other people are a bunch of faggots
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Now '''SonichuClone'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he burnt his dick off
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I'm a bit clueless on one detail, HOW is it you can get the retard banned from his fuckin' PSN?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> everyone here has at least 3 reasons of hating/trolling Chrischan, The MAn Child.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What are your 3 reasons, my friend.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ?*
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Killed Clyde; Called me a homo after I trolled him, I think he even sent me a virus to take down my computer; I just fuckin' hate the batard.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *bastard
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> ok
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> On psn
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> you have 3 strikes then your out deal on the psn
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Minovsky''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has been banned 2 times now
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> You know what we should do, we should make him force himself on his counslor; forgot her name, and film it.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> *have him film it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Which Counselor?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol why?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Explain.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> the counsoler he sees weekly
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> Whoa, dat shit's nuts
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't know
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> uhhhh is her name julia?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> don't care
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> EXPLAIN
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> listen
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, I think it started with an "R" if I recall.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 2 strikes on the banning
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> OH YEAH Rocky
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> the 3rd will console bann him for good
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> That's it.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> yes
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If he wants to complain
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> then he will have to hang himself in the process
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> hells yeah!
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol like he told sam right?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So if he wants to shoot himself in the head he has no choice but to comply
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Where IS Sam
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> probably cocaine...ing.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> but I do intend on following my end of the bargain
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She needs to be off the case if shes doing this shit...
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> That much I promised him.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, then we see a happy sony fan and PISSED OFF 360 FANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> WOO.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> YES!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> You're so awesome Jack, you have the biggest cock
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> (when he doesn't)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I know...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> So honest...
<br><'''The_C_Man'''> SHit yeah, nigga got a WANG BANG
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> And humble...
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Did you guys know Chris fucking shits himself 2
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> he's such a retard
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DUDE!
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol ik
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> '''SonichuClone''', you ready to be face sat?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Chris has 12 hours to comply before I call psn and report the both of us.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> shut up '''Ruby'''
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> you always gotta ask that
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> The video much be within 8 minutes of him begging me for his psn and humping/thrusting himself upon his console.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> of course, showing how loyal he is to sony
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Jack, you are like an electrode
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that way we have something to hang over the head of 360 fans
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> they have nothing
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have chris
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> yawn, i'm sleepy
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So what did you think of clyde, my former lover, sonichu clone? mind if I call you SC for short?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> we need some pep
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i liked cowboy better
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> w/e proceed please.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Ruby''' slaps '''SonichuClone''' around a bit with a large trout</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''The_C_Man''' is now known as '''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''</font>
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''The_Mistress''' has joined #trolltrain4andhalf</font>
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> He was a cool man; I enjoyed our conversations.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> and smokin weed too.  :)
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Hello everyone.
<br><'''Nigafingaonnatrigga'''> Sounds like a tight nigga. Whatchoo talk about
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> SC is cool; sounds like Soul Calibur.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> sup mistress, we got a newcomer here
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway jack continue
<br><'''The_Mistress'''> Oh really?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> What have you conversed with clyde about awhile back?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''Nigafingaonnatrigga''' is now known as '''NigaTriggaFinga'''</font>
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> i'm blurry on the details
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> never told me while we were in bed/smoking weed.
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Weed iz da BOMB
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I love Soul Calibur
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> I am Talim
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Shit about Chris, and whatnot.  Yeah, this was about a year ago, the last time I talked to him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I like the picture he shared on the net to deceive the retard.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> If u could do 1 thing to chris, SC, what would you do?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> really off-the charts.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Force him to dis himself by forcing himself upon one of his surperiors.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> why do you want him to go see a supperior?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> IDK, so he can compare himself and see how REALLY SMALL he is.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> :)
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Did you hear? Ivy committed suicide over her Dad not letting her move to Virginia to be with Chris.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> DAMN!
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> how much did that bitch have?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> she tried to call chris once more it was funny
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> Yeah she was so desperate
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Her dad found out about she called him
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> are you talking about money?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> she had no money'.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> She hung herself because her dad forbid her to see him. Lol she died in vain over a small cock.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> *crooked cock
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> hahaha
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> ik I can't believe Chris thought she was a troll! The one girl who actually loved him. Pathetic. And now she's dead cos of  would be next for you on him?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Then I will spend the remaining money on his psn accounts.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> How much does he have?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> and then call the psn
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> since i know a friend in the office that can ban him.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Vivi created a virus to go to his psn.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> after the ban commences
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> THEN HE'LL HAVE A FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLAR BRICK
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> No more PSN, no more Console! He's goanna loose everything.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I was talking about, though, AFTER you ban him forever and like weeks later, then what?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Well I do have some aces up my sleeve for THAT moment.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Do tell.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have a brother
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> who works at that NBC station in Charlotsville
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> go on.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> or are you just going to expose him for the bad shit on the internet?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I have saved facts tha ED has. A hungry news reporter is BEGGING to report on chris
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> on how much of a internet slob he is.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> We will give him NEGATIVE media attention
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> (like he had any "POSITIVE" attention from the start >>)
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> I hear that.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> just like what I did with the radio stations
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> radio?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> what happened?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> Hold on a sec I got the radio links
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> there were like 6 or 7 of them
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyCRuXjSKs8 this for starters
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Awesome!  :D
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And here is the thing IF chris were to follow our demands.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> did you do any of these others on this list here?
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> oh?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> we have a new plan.
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> IF chris is to follow our demands, I will follow my end of the deal.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> We did all.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> it's a glorious plan
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> And then we will troll that Joshua Martinez guy that knows Chris.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> that guy's a faggot
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> yeah he's a mexican
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> sorry
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> *mexiCANT
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> & then Chris Crocker after him.
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> who?
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> a faggoo
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> never heard of Crocker
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I felt bad chris when Josh tried to steal the psp from Chris.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol how can you not know who Crocker is, SonichClone?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> jesus lay off the alcohol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, I may have heard of him while I was 6 feet under.  :D
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> what?
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> heh
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> 6 feet under?
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> what
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Jack gets me.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> Drunk, Vivi
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> sorry too much to drink.
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> What the fuck u talking about
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> oh, i bet it's an injoke
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> or something
<br><<font color="#0033FF">'''SonichuClone'''</font>> yeah, an inside drunk joke.  :D
<br><'''NigaTriggaFinga'''> Shit man, dat's crazy.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> anyway, it's a big shift for us to move targets
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I found Chris' ex-BF, Max Molvania...aka Julie.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where the fuck has he been
<br><<font color="#B40404">'''Ruby'''</font>> lol yeah chris sux his cock
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> he was a traitor & actually Fell for chris.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> really? fuckin christ
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> I had to finish him off.
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> gasp
<br><<font color="#FE2E2E">'''JackThadeus'''</font>> So does anyone know how far chris will finish his music video?
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">'''SonichuClone''' has quit IRC</font>
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> where's your damn friend jack
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> why did he leave
<br><<font color="#0B3B0B">'''vivitheg'''</font>> i wanted a pic of his dick
<br><'''NickDunbar'''> Hm
<br><'''Minovsky'''> chris wants to do rocky
<br><'''Minovsky'''> he wants to do her hard
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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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