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<br>20:22 < '''whatsdaupdate'''> yes
 
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#B45F04">'''falsion'''</font>> oh shit
[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#B45F04">'''falsion'''</font>> that hostname
 
<br>20:22 < glitteringsyzygy> i'm boring and unoriginal, remember?
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#B45F04">'''falsion'''</font>> virginia?
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:22 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by '''canine'''</font>
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:22 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by '''canine'''</font>
 
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:22 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v Guest_] by '''clydeC'''</font>
==Chris's ModNation career==
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:22 -!- Guest_ is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:22 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by '''canine'''</font>
 
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> sup man
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
<br>20:22 <@'''canine'''> hey <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>
 
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm more calm
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#B45F04">'''falsion'''</font>> Welcome, bro.
 
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> smoked some weed
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
<br>20:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you should smoke some too
 
<br>20:23 <%Polly-tan> Hi. <3
==Beta screen caps==
<br>20:23 <@'''canine'''> ok, i'm neutering you falsion
 
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<br>20:23 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I never have smoked, and I never will.
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<br>20:23 <@'''canine'''> <font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
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Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
<br>20:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> why not?
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
<br>20:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you should try things in your life man
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
<br>20:23 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It causes CANCER; it is a slow-acting POISION.
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<br>20:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> weed doesn't cause cancer
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<br>20:23 <@'''canine'''> so is fast food
 
<br>20:24 <@'''canine'''> fast food causes heart attacks
==Post-Beta creations==
<br>20:24 <@'''canine'''> fast food is just as bad as marijuana
 
<br>20:24 <@'''canine'''> or tobacco
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
<br>20:24 -!- mode/#sonichu [-h BlueSpike] by <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>
 
<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> weed's safer than fast food
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<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> just gotta get a vaporizor
|Chris's ModNation Creations
<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> bam, no more smoke
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File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
<br>20:24 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Look, I'm here to defend my Gal-Pals. I want you to CEASE Picking on them, Clyde.
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you just get the nice high
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> never.
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
<br>20:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll never stop.
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
<br>20:25 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 41 nicks [3 ops, 2 halfops, 1 voices, 35 normal]
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
<br>20:25 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I understand you've been upset since Ryan's passing, but pestering and
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
tormenting others will NEVER bring him back.
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
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File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
<br>20:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> neither will doing anything else, bra
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
<br>20:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> so what can i do
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
<br>20:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> nothin' i gotta ride the wave
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
<br>20:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> if it's harassin' your "gal-pals" then shoot man, i'm gonna do it
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
<br>20:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm gonna ride that wave
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
<br>20:27 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> That's just the thing you should do; Nothing.  Just move on with your
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
life, and leave the other people in peace; help others in a Positive way; join a community church,
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
or a volunteer service.
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
<br>20:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm helpin your gal-pals in a totally positive way man
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
<br>20:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm freeing them from the shackles of your oppression
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
<br>20:27 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Find Peace in yourself by Helping others like you would your own brother.
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
<br>20:27 <@'''canine'''> chris, what if someone murdered your mother
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
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<br>20:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> my brother wanted revenge
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
<br>20:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> that was in his suicide note
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
<br>20:27 <@'''canine'''> wouldn't you want the murderer to go to jail?
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<br>20:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o '''canine'''] by '''canine'''
 
<br>20:29 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I would be furious at the murderer, yes, but I would not want to kill
==See also==
that person.  I'd let that person know how I felt from my heart, and I'd make sure I had his full
 
attention, and all I would require is an apology, an empathatic smile, and a handshake, then we
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
both could move on with our individual lives.
 
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> really chris? shaaaaaaaaaaaa
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<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but you wanted me to die?
 
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm some kinda rusy blade
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> rusty blade in your various body parts
 
<br>20:30 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> You have my attention, I apologized heartfully, I empathize with you, I
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extended my hand in a friendly handshake.  All there is left to do is to forgive and move on.
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but you wanted me to die
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you wished for god and jesus to kill me
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Christian
<br>20:32 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Yes, I did impulsively let that out in a short-lived furious rage, but I
set my aside to work on other things for the better; drawing a few comic pages, dividing up my
locks of hair for my Sonichu Girls, played some Animal Crossing City Folk.  The point is I have
realized that I was under a misconception and confusion from the suprised stress.  And now that I
feel better, I can better cope with my losses and move on for my bette
<br>20:32 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Hey, Panda; talk to me on Skype.
<br>20:33 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Skype is on my other computer, I'm at the other one at the moment
<br>20:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> so, you're lying again
<br>20:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you said you would give me a handshake
<br>20:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> instead you want me to die
<br>20:34 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> No, no, no; I did not say that.  In the longer-run, it is NOT the final
cause to physically harm any person, but to forgive and move on, as our Lord Jesus Christ has
taught us.
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>>  If y'all wish to continue to badger Jason, I will not stop you. I PRAY TO GOD AND
JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL, as he gets his cheap, hellish laughs in Clarksville, Tennessee.
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> that's not forgiveness man
<br>20:34 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I relinquished the murderous impulse, and I only wish for peace between
us as individual humans.
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> how do i know?
<br>20:35 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I uploaded a video onto YouTube Just for you, Clyde.  That's my extension
for a handshake for peace.
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> that's not peace
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i know you talk with your gal-pals about plotting my death
<br>20:36 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never plotted any living person's death.
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> man, you have some memory problems
<br>20:36 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Again, that was an IMPULSE that was short-lived.
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> stop lying
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> say you want my death
<br>20:37 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> it turns me on
<br>20:38 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> No, Clyde, I do not want you to die and lose your chances for a better
future; I want you to continue living your individual life; you still have a LOT to live for. 
College life, New Friends to make, a whole world to check out and many other enriching expeirences
I can't say off the top of my head at the moment.
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<br>20:39 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and think of continuing your family's bloodline in family; you are the
sole survivor.
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Christian
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I have something serious to talk to you
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I was raped
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> ;_;
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> oh yeah, i forgot, sorry bout that
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> don't you leave <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> fine, sarah.
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> you're lucky you're back in america
<br>20:40 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> No offense, "Panda", but how do I know that you are the TRUE Sarah C McK.
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I have something to tell you
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Because I can tell you the story about when Reginald peed on the ceiling
<br>20:40 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> ?
<br>20:40 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''canine'''] by ChanServ
<br>20:40 <@'''canine'''> <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>: i can confirm it's the real panda
<br>20:40 <@'''canine'''> <br>20:40 -!- <font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font> [~<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>@Rizon-BCB4811.ip.adam.com.au]
<br>20:40 <@'''canine'''> that's her ip
<br>20:40 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o '''canine'''] by '''canine'''
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> and that i sent you a postcard
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm gonna leave now, kay?
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> no
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> fiiiiineeeee
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I have something serious to tell you
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> You may be a rapist
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> but you'll be something much more soon
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what are you talkin' about
<br>20:41 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Listen to "<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>".
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> no chris
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> How dare you have sex with me without me saying that it was okay
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I should get to choose who to leave my virginity too
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I told you i didn't want it
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I asked to just talk to you instead
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> well
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> uh
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I was trying to help you get over Ryan's death when I met you in the city that time
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i had a vandetta
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> But then you got your cock all thick and hard and pinned me down, and pulled my panties down around my ankles
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> and then forced you thick penis instead my pussy, and it really hurt because it was my first time :(
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but i saw the look on your face
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll never forget it
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> It hurt feeling your thick big cock force it's way into my virgin pussy, break my hymen :(
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> come on, it wasn't that bad was it?
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> well
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> it felt really good after a while
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> but that's not the point
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> you shouldn't've done it without my permission
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> AND YOU SHOULDNT RAPE SOMEBODY WITHOUT A CONDOM
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Because I just got back from the doctors
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but it doesn't feel as good man
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> because my period was supposed to start a few days ago
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> And he said my pregnancy test was positive ;_;
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> fuck stop lying
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> You raped me and filled my pussy up with your hot cum
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING LIAR
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> and it made me pregnant
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO!
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I HAVENT HAD SEX WITH ANYONE ELSE
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> GOD DAMN IT
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I can even take a photo of the pregnancy test and send it to you
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIST WHAT
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ..f...ffdsfdj
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> dsfDFSJ:SDFF:FDFSDFSDFS
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SARAH, YOU STOP LYING
<br>20:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I i...
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> god damn it
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> did you want me to take a photo of it now?
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i brought it home from the doctors
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> fine.
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you know my e-mail
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> let me see this
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> greggmays@gmail.com if you forgot
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> okay i'll send it now
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> there sent
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> go check your mail
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> god
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> this bette
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FUCK
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH GOD DAMN
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you know
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font> are you still here
<br>20:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> a long time ago, i met this fine young lady who told me to take responsibility for my actions
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> she killed herself three months later
<br>20:48 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Yes, Sarah, I am still here.
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> fine panda
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll support the child.
<br>20:48 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah?
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> you don't even seem to care Chris
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I gotta man up
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I just went through a horrible ordeal and you don't care
<br>20:48 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do care, Sarah-Heart.
<br>20:48 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and I'm sorry you had to go through that.
<br>20:49 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I want you to know that I still care for and love you, even if this happened.
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I lost my virginity and it wasnt even my choice :'(
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> really?
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> as my sweetheart?
<br>20:49 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you.  Yes, as your SweetBolt.  :)
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> shut up chris, you don't understand
<br>20:50 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do understand, Clyde.
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> prove it
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> You don't mind that I'm pregnant with <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>'s child?
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> look sarah, i don't mean to interfere with your "love" chris
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but damn, i'll move in with ya to help with the child
<br>20:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm willing to do that, because it's my fault
<br>20:51 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> you are truly sweet for a rapist
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<br>20:51 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I can not undo the rape from Clyde, but I still care for Sarah very much, and even if she is pregnant with another man's child, I will still care her and him/her as if he/she was my own.
<br>20:51 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> *care for her and
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<br>20:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but chris, where are you in this?
<br>20:52 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> My heart is true and set, and I have made my promises.
<br>20:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you've never been to australia
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what kinda promises you made?
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> how many have you fulfilled?
<br>20:53 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> no, but I am with Sarah in mind and soul; I have promised to be her True
Sweetheart, as well as my virginity to her, and I am not a man who goes back on his promises.
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> wow what a terrible promise
<br>20:53 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am where my heart is; in the right place.
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> your virginity? i thought you cared about women
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> what's going to happen to the baby
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll help you sarah
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> don't worry.
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I can't believe I have another life form growing inside me
<br>20:54 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah and I have grown in great knowledge of each other over the past 5 months; she and I are very close, like we knew each other for longer than that.
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you know nothing chris
<br>20:55 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It's okay, Sarah.  I will help you through that process.
<br>20:55 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris
<br>20:55 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what makes you think you can see a child through?
<br>20:55 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Just get here safely, Sarah-Heart.
<br>20:55 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i had to see ryan grow until his death
<br>20:55 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i'm confused now I have two people offering to look after my baby
<br>20:56 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> it's my child
<br>20:56 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris has no right in this matter
<br>20:56 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, if Clyde is willing to take the child for himself after he/she is born, then I'll let him
<br>20:56 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i hope you don't mind livin' with me
<br>20:56 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> What do you think of the name Crystal Weston Cash?
<br>20:56 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have no problem with it, as long as I have you for my Sweetheart, Sarah.
<br>20:57 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i prefer bonnie cash, forget the weston part
<br>20:57 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> it's Clyde's child; he may pick the name for the child.
<br>20:57 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I don't get any choice?
<br>20:57 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> course you do
<br>20:57 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> yes you do, Sarah.
<br>20:57 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris stop repeating me
<br>20:57 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you don't know how to be a gentleman
<br>20:57 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> You may choose a name for the child as well.
<br>20:58 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have been acting like a gentleman this whole time.
<br>20:58 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris, you've been acting like a child who's lost in the ball pit
<br>20:58 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> But why duspute over that.
<br>20:58 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you don't know understand these complex issues
<br>20:58 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> the important thing now is the baby.
<br>20:58 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and Sarah-Heart.
<br>20:59 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris, again, this ain't your child
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<br>20:59 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> which I am cool with that; you want him/her, you can have him/her.
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> alright chris, i hope you don't mind me movin' in with sarah
<br>21:00 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> As long as I still have Sarah to be my Sweetheart, I have no problems.
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> really?
<br>21:00 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Oh, NO; You can not move in with her.
<br>21:00 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> she and I had plans before you intruded.
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what? how else am i supposed to take care of the child?
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you never plans
<br>21:00 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> be a single father.
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> stop lying again
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> without a child?
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> that doesn't make sense you idiot
<br>21:00 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> you be the single father.
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> man chris, it's sarah's choice
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> whether i can move in or not
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> so sarah, will you let me?
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I don't know
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I want my baby to have a daddy
<br>21:01 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, it's okay.  I'll still care for you no matter your choice.
<br>21:01 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> so i guess you'll need to
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm competent in child raising
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i had to raise ryan up from a toddler
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> will you rape me again?
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> no, only consensual sex
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> :(
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> hey, you know you liked it
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i did like it it felt really nice but it doesnt mean i said i wanted to
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but man, you should ride the wave
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> go with the flow
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> if it feels good, do it.
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> now that i've had sex i just realised how nice it actually is
<br>21:03 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, if I may, you should Sweetheart the one who you actually feel
happier with.
<br>21:03 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> me or him
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> dont you like me anymore chris?
<br>21:03 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I still Love and Care for you, Sarah-Heart.
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> oh chris, you know
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> threesomes? you into that?
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> it'd be interesting.
<br>21:04 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> But I wouldn't want to stand in the way if you should decide to move in
with Clyde.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> you wouldnt be my sweet heart if i lived with clyde?
<br>21:04 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Threesome; ONLY with two women; Sarah and I agree with that.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i'd be okay with two men
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> see man, it's all good
<br>21:05 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I understand the final outcome of either decision, and I would not feel
comfortable living in that situation.
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<br>21:05 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> would you want to live with me and clyde and the baby?
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<br>21:06 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I wanted to live with you and OUR children, and I would feel out of place
if I lived with you three.
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<br>21:06 <%ArjenVanDierten> ty polly
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> so it's settled
<br>21:06 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It's okay, Sarah-Heart.
<br>21:06 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> We will always have our memories.
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> well, panda, you can move into my place in washington, pretty nice place
<br>21:07 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> :_(
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I can't believe you chris
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> YOU SAID YOU'D FUCKING SUPPORT AND LOVE ME NO MATTER WHAT
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> NOW YOU WANT TO LIVE ME FOR SOMETHING THAT'S YOUR FAULT
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> CLYDE RAPED ME BEACUSE OF YOU
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> BECAUSE YOU IGNORED RYANS REQUEST
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> AND NOW YOU'RE LEAVING ME
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU IMMA TARD RAGE
<br>21:08 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am not leaving you, Sarah.
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> it sounded like it :'(
<br>21:08 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I never meant that.
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i cant stop crying
<br>21:09 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I'm crying too.  I'm going through my own confusions as well.
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> look, you wanna move in with us?
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> no probs
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> just don't touch my weed.
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Christian what do you want to happen
<br>21:10 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, I want what would be best for you.
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i mean with me and the baby
<br>21:11 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> The child should be raised by both mother and father.
<br>21:11 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> what do you think of abortion
<br>21:12 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> the thought had crossed my mind, but since it is Clyde's child, he can make that decision to abort the child or take the child and you in.
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i don't believe in that abortion bullshit
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> life's precious
<br>21:12 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I want for you to be happy, Sarah.
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> well chris again you can move in with me
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> just get a job
<br>21:13 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I agree with Clyde on the issue, but that is your call to make, Sarah.
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font> would you mind if me and you and the baby lived together?
<br>21:15 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> even if it was not my own child, I would still be happy to be with you, but I would feel uncomforable if the true father lived with us.  Again, I'd just be in the way if you should move in with Clyde instead of me.
<br>21:15 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Either way, I will never judge you for your own decision.
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> why would you feel uncomfertable?
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> would you want to put your name on the baby's birth certificate and be the dad?
<br>21:16 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> no.
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> good because i wouldnt let you
<br>21:17 <%ArjenVanDierten> hehe
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> get out of here, i don't need you!
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<br>21:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> so you wouldnt care for my baby?
<br>21:17 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> it would be like a king and queen and a chambermaid; the chambermaid had
the king's child; the queen can feel jealous, and the end results are likely not so good.
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> the baby would feel so neglected and rejected
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> don't worry, i got the baby taken care of.
<br>21:18 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> The baby would have his/her True father, Clyde.
<br>21:18 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> the baby will be fine.
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> yeah, you be the queen man. feel jealous.
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> chris what you prefer.. us living together with clydes baby, us just giving clyde the entire baby, or an abortion
<br>21:19 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> my choice among those options; give him the baby and you live with me. 
But it's still your choice to make.
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<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ah sarah, you know you love me. you wouldn't abandon your child would you?
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> so i can just give clyde the baby and pretend i never had it and then we just
continue our life?
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<br>21:21 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> if that is what you wish and feel will make you happy, then yes.  But I
would want you to leave something of yourself to the child to remember you by.
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> why do you want a MAN to raise my child when you say men are so evil and mean?
<br>21:22 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I never said that all men were evil; only a bunch out of the whole. 
Clyde has just proven himself to be a good man, because he is willing to take his child in.
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> You think he's a good man after he RAPED ME? AGAINST MY WILL?!?!?
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> and I mean, he DID destroy all your websites
<br>21:23 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> He realized his misdeed, and he accepting the child is his way for making
amends for that.
<br>21:23 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have the files on my PC, and I do plan on rebuilding soon.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> yeah, and your site was pretty terrible, doin' the world a favor by gettin' rid of
it
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<br>21:23 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> That is your opinion, Clyde, and you are welcome to it.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> chris will you pay for my abortion
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> it isn't opinion, it's fact.
<br>21:24 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> if you wish, I can save up for an abortion.
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> oh wait you're saving up to go to washington aren't you?
<br>21:25 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I'll likely miss that meeting anyway; I'm not getting much support on the
trip, even from my congregation and my family; even though I have proof from @noa.nintendo.com,
they all are still very doubtful.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> what are your parents saying?
<br>21:26 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> "one minute you say he's real, then you say he's fake, then you later
realize he WAS real; uh-uh, I am NOT buying this anymore; it is just too stressful on me."
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> looks like its your fault man, you gotta live with that
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> besides, abortion ain't christian, what is wrong with you?
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> is your mother being mean to you?
<br>21:28 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> no; she's just old and stressed out; she'll recover.
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> this might be your only chance to get sonichu to be offical
<br>21:28 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> she still cares for me very much.
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> psh sarah, sonichu is a piece of shit
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'm still plannin' to sabotage your stupid meeting with miyamoto
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>: if me and Chris have children, will you love them?
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> make sure you never make get that shitty creation into any game
<br>21:29 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I'd like to go to Redmond soon, but I'm willing to sacrifice that for
your abortion, if that is what you wish.
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> again chris
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> abortion ain't christian!
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> no that's okay you go to redmond
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what is wrong with you?
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> once sonichu is a big thing you'll have lots of money to support me and the baby
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> it'll never be a big thing sarah! you need a real job
<br>21:30 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Besides which, Sarah, I wanted you to go with me after you got here to
accompany me.
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> oh
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but sarah, i thought you were gonna move in with me
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i live in washington you know
<br>21:31 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Mr. Miyamoto was most agreeable with delaying the meeting for like a
month or two later or so, depending on when he can be in Redmond.
<br>21:31 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I wanted you to come with me, because I trusted you very much to be my
partner on the Sonichu Site and all that, and that I Love You very much as my Sweetheart.
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> since I'm a partner in sonichu, do i have half the rights to it?
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<br>21:32 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I never said that, but after we got together in person and all that, I would gladly offer you half, yes.
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> man sarah you really want to live with this fool
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> who doesn't have a job
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> who can't take care of himself
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> who shits himself on occasion
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I have decided what I'm going to do
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> my god, sarah, you should move in with me
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> If Christian meets up with Miyamoto, I'm going to give you the baby and then just live my life with Christian and have lots of sex with him
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> but if he doesnt, then I will live with you <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> well then, since i care much about having a mother figure in my future child's life
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll make sure you never see miyamoto
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I hope Christian goes to Redmond because then I can be his sweetheart and look after him and make him lots of delicious pie and sex now that I'm addicted to sex
<br>21:35 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah.  You'd stay with me on a condition of me meeting up with Miyamoto?  That sounds a bit loveless.
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> chris, you gotta learn something in life
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you need to learn how to take care of yourself
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you don't got no job
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> no money
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> what are you gonna do?
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<br>21:35 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> No I do love you but I want the best for my family and baby
<br>21:35 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, can you still make it in early February?
<br>21:36 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I will save up for the trip and take you with me.
<br>21:36 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i have an ultrasound appointment made for February 26th
<br>21:36 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> but after then i can get them to refer me to an American doctor
<br>21:36 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I see; not before?
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Are you okay with abortion?
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> because, i can just push the baby out now and feed it to a dingo
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> but i still want somebody that can support me for any future babies i have
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i want 17 babies
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Crystal, Reginald, and I havent decided on the rest
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> haha, of course you do you silly little girl
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> maybe Crystal, Reginald, Krystal, Rosechu, Sonichu, Christian, Christopher, Rick, and im not sure
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but seriously, you think this fool chris can pay the bills?
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> do you think he has the skills to pay the bills?
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i don't think so
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> if sonichu becomes offical
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> he will be able to
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> which won't happen
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> i'll make sure it never happens.
<br>21:39 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah-Heart, For you, I will make sure I get to Redmond.
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Thank you <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I am really looking forward to have a great wonderful family with you
<br>21:39 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Abortion or not; that's up to you.
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Sorry <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>.. I might just abort your baby
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> sarah, god's telling me that i must make sure this never comes to pass
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> if you live with chris
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you'll make the worst mistake of your life
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> don't feel bad <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>.. for the sex we had it was really enjoyable even though it was rape
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> yeah, those were good times
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> but still, i can help you life a fulfilling life for the rest of your days?
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you think this pants-shitting, penniless fool can?
<br>21:40 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have plans to make and things to do, I will talk to you later, Sarah-Heart.
<br>21:40 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> :-*
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> no
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> dont leave me please
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i am scared to be alone
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> you got me, sarah
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font> might rape me over the internet
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> that ain't possible.
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<br>21:41 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> Hey chris. Does your mother like me?
<br>21:42 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sarah, you can simply log out of the IRC, and you are NEVER alone, as long as you have me in your heart, like you did for the past 5 months.  She and my father are Looking Forward Delightfully to your arrival.  :)
<br>21:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> please dont tell them about what happened to me
<br>21:42 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I Promise.
<br>21:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> thank you christopher
<br>21:42 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> i mean christian
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> sorry
<br>21:43 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Its okay.  :)
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS!!! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER MAKE SONICHU A REALITY!!!
<br>21:43 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I liked being Christopher sometimes.
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SARAH MAY HAVE THROWN ME OFF FOR NOW
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I WILL REALIZE RYAN'S WISH
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SONICHU MUST DIE.
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ROSECHU MUST BE PICKLED.
<br>21:43 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I Love You, Sarah.
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS, YOU KNOW MY THREATS AREN'T IDLE
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'VE DONE IT ONCE
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I CAN DO IT AGAIN!!
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#0174DF">'''PandaHalo'''</font>> I love you christian B)<O<
<br>21:44 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> :)
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS, STOP IGNORING ME!
<br>21:44 <+<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Clyde, Hasta La Vista.
<br>21:44 -!- <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font> [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit:
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<br>21:44 <%<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CWCVILLE
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOL

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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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