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It is currently October 2024.

Ongoing: Dimensional Merge, Watchmen

• 25 February - News about MLP G5 is released. Chris briefly continues his Sonichu role-play in response, opposing the news, then stops the role-play and resumes identifying as Chris again to warn that the Dimensional Merge is ongoing and doubles down on opposing the new MLP cartoon.
• 24 February - Chris's birthday - he turns 39 years old.
• 13 February - Thinking with Portals, a set of messages between the Watchmen, Chris, and Praetor, is released. In it, the parties argued over the taser situation, and Chris described more of his delusional daydreams on his magical "origin story" and Dimensional Merge lore.
• 8 February - The Taser Discussion audio file is leaked by a Watchman.
• 5 February - Chris plans to use a taser to stun his magic stones to attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.
• 4 February - The Vaughn Interlude, a set of messages between the Watchmen and Chris, is released, giving context to Miss L and Mr. Vaughn's manipulation of Chris.
• 4 February - At Null's request, Chris poses for a photo to be used in a silver coin design for the Kiwi Farms's merch run.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or visit Kiwi Farms. Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,492 days ago.

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