OfficialCWCmart

OfficialCWCmart is an Etsy storefront operated by Praetor, who are partnered with Chris to sell items.

Below are listings which have appeared on the shop.

Medallions (1st run)

On 11 December 2020, the initial run of Sonichu medallions was released on Praetor's shop.

For a limited time you can get these, the very first approved, certified, and personally blessed Sonichu medallions. If you have bought a medallion from any place other than Chris Chan, now you have the chance to actually buy the only official personally approved medallions. These are the first run of the mass-produced Christine Weston Chandler medallions. Limited quantity; order now! (Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)

The medallions are of a much worse quality than those produced only by Chris, and have received backlash from weens and concerned fans. Chris told them to count their blessings and assured them they will be of high quality, despite the page selling the medallions stating that "these are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality."

Golden Medallions

First listed on 23 February 2021.

Golden Church of Sonichu Medallion Handmade The Golden Medallion, featuring: - Limited Run Golden Sonichu Medallion - Autographed Certificate of Authentication, straight from the printer of Christine Chandler herself Own today the rarest run of Medallions to date, and get access to the Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu. Join our discord to aid in projects, hear Words of Wisdom from our Goddess, and gain membership into the Church itself. To join, simply purchase a medallion and send the four digit access code included on the certificate to llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com, or send us a message on Etsy. Join the only True and Honest group around. Join The Golden Church.

Rocks

On 15 April 2021, Praetor and Chris offered a package of meditation crystals and enchanted rocks from 14 Branchland Court's driveway for $45.

Meditation Stones Handmade Vintage from the 1900s Materials: Rocks, Burlap, Stones, Crystals These are Meditation Crystals accompanied by stones from the One and Only Temple, Goddess Christine Weston Chandler's home, All of which are imbued with Christine’s energy and Rainbow Aura. Also includes Certificates of Authenticity with Christine’s signature. Contains one meditation crystal and 4-6 stones from the temple.

On 29 May 2021, the price of the rocks and crystals were lowered to $20. The description of the listing was also updated to say that one buyer would supposedly get a free book about Chris and Andy Warhol.

For a limited time, one gem pack will also come with a copy of Don Lashomb's "Warhol/Chris Chan," a novel about the Goddess. Buy now for your chance to win!

Warhol/Chris Chan Handmade Book Jackets - Handmade by CWC

• Price: $15 (sold)

These are handcrafted book jackets by Christine Weston Chandler made exclusively to be put on Don Lashomb's "Warhol/Chris Chan." A description by Chris Chan has been included on the sidebar, as well as each being autographed by CWC. All were personally made and laminated. (NOTE: THIS IS JUST A JACKET, BOOK NOT INCLUDED)

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Neo Spiritual Mantra

• Price: $20.00+ (sold)

Neo Spiritual Mantra (LIMITED STOCK) This is authentic art by Christine Weston Chandler, done while being held in Orange County Jail. These are prayer mantras, meant to be put about one's house and celebrate Jesus Christine Chandler. Due to limited resources while incarcerated, Christine had drawn each on the back of a soda wrapper. In package: - 1 prayer wrapper, laminated or as is. Lamination will add an upcharge of $5.00 NOTE ON STOCK: As Christine is no longer incarcerated, the need to limit art to the things scrounged from prison trash is no longer required. This means more traditional art will soon be appearing on the store, but these wrapper pieces will soon be gone forever.

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Spiritual Talismans

• Price: $25 (sold)

Spiritual Talismans, LIMITED STOCK These pieces are framed talismans Christine creates and hangs around her cells and rooms. Christine states that they ward off "Bad spirits, negative vibrations, and hateful trolls." Due to her limited materials provided to her, talismans are created out of paper scrap and the cut out bottoms of foam cups. Ward off evil and invite Chandler energy into your life. Each additionally comes with a real signed authentication certificate, originally signed in preparation for a release of crystals blessed by Christine. As this did not come to pass due to the arrest, they are now repurposed here. NOTE ON STOCK: As Christine is no longer incarcerated, the need to limit art to the things scrounged from prison trash is no longer required. This means more traditional art will soon be appearing on the store, but these prison cup pieces will soon be gone forever.

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2021 Lost Commissions

This is a 8.5x11 colored piece done by Christine Weston Chandler. In a 2021 fundraiser held by KiwiFarms organizer Null, Chris Chan took custom requests for artworks to be drawn as a way to fund travel to a large convention. Unfortunately in the middle of drawing and prepping these, Chris was arrested. The nature of the charges brought Null to close the fundraiser and refund all buyers, and the completed pieces sat ever since at the Chandler Residence. Christine has now returned, and is authorizing the reposting of those completed works here. A short description of each has been dictated by Christine.

Art	Title	Description	List date	Price	Sold?
	Arame's Ocs	"A pair of unique OCs commissioned by Arame."	15 October 2023	$200
	Blue Eyed Man	"The name of this individual escapes me in the present moment, but upon thorough examination and meditation, I sense this gentleman had quite the emotional background and life. With a possibility of at least a couple relationships that were either successful or flawed."	15 October 2023	$200
	Blue Tiger	"Notice the Blue Tiger in the wilds as it nestles on the boulder. The Tiger quite prideful in it's own way is contemplating and pondering "Is one of these my next meal? Am I to survive well in this forest? How is my pack doing without me?"	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
File:Brown Octopus.jpg	Brown Octopus	"Commissioner wanted some sort of octopus, but I can't recall what from."	15 October 2023	$150
	Chris Chan and Tyler	"Myself in my Alicorn form meets the commissioner Tyler, here as his Equestria counterpart."	15 October 2023	$200
	Classic Chris Rainbow Aura	"I am here and now in the past, jumping up with my powerful rainbow Aura before my goddess realizations manifested."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Cute Dog	"I can't remember who had me draw this, but it seems that a commissioner wanted me to draw their dog or a dog."	15 October 2023	$150	Sold
	Destiny Titan	"A fan commissioned me to draw their Titan character from Destiny."	15 October 2023	$200
	Elodia's D&D OC	"I drew a catgirl from D&D commissioned by Elodia. The metal thing in her hand is a weapon for battle."	15 October 2023	$200
	Fat Man and his Son	"The commissioner said that he wanted me to draw a fat father and his fat son."	15 October 2023	$200
	Freddy Freaker	"Commissioner requested I draw Freddy Freaker, with photo reference."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
File:Freebird!.jpg	Freebird!	"The commissioner wanted me to freestyle something so I was inspired to draw something representing freedom and LGBTQIA+."	15 October 2023	$200
	Green Mentos Cat	"This cat is green and eating mentos, but I have no other details than that."	15 October 2023	$200
	Homer Simpson	"This is my interpretation of Homer Simpson, which was commissioned by the same individual who wanted Freddy Freaker."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
File:Jasmen's Jazzercise Pony.jpg	Jasmen's Jazzercise Pony	"Commissioner Jasmen wanted her pony Neon Jazzercise drawn."	15 October 2023	$200
	Jazzy's Fursona	"Fursona drawn for Jazzy off of picture reference."	15 October 2023	$200
	Jess's Birthday Surprise	"Commissioned by Jess for her birthday. Happy belated Birthday!"	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Jordin's Cool Frog	"Jordin the commissioner wanted a cool frog wearing Ray Bans and Yeezy's."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Joseph Sonichu and Friend	"A commission drawn of Joseph Sonichu and his friend."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Justin's Minotaur	"Justin's OC, a barbarian minotaur with a cool surfer personality."	15 October 2023	$200
File:Keys to the Castle.jpg	Keys to the Castle	"A medieval king on the front of a comic book called "Keys to the Castle."	15 October 2023	$200
	Kiwi Christine	"Commission where fans wanted me with the Kiwi Farms Logo, so I wear it on my shirt!"	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Measels-Chan	"Sent in by a fan but not an OC, this is Measels Chan. She's an anime girl for the measels virus I drew from a messaged photo reference."	15 October 2023	$200
	Moonlight Knight Woman	"I cannot recall details as of present, but I believe this to be someone's D&D character."	15 October 2023	$200
	Mossy Sailor	"Mossy Sailor Worked on the docks so hard she got covered in Moss and she was of delight and joy on shore leave while she was in New York."	15 October 2023	$200
	Neon Genesis	"The commissioner wanted me to draw a scene from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Paul's Minotaur	"Another barbarian minotaur just like James's Minotaur, with cool surfer dude personality."	15 October 2023	$200
	Possum	"They wanted me to just draw a white fur long nosed opossum but gave no other details."	15 October 2023	$200
	Purple Bulldog	"Purple Bulldog drawn on a bed of daisies for the commission."	15 October 2023	$150
	Purple Hat Man	"Another OC a commissioner had me draw, but I do not have the information or background on this one."	15 October 2023	$150	Sold
	Red Eyed Man	"A man in red eyes with a white shirt, must have been someone's OC or perhaps a picture."	15 October 2023	$150
	Rust Dude	"Commissioner Maxwell wanted a dude from the video game Rust. This guy reminds me of Moltar."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Sailor Moon	"This commission just wanted a simple scene from Sailor Moon."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold
	Vibing With a Tall Biker Dude	"Commissioned by Jawack to draw me with my arm a man with long brown hair and a moustache."	15 October 2023	$200
File:Zapina Rosechu Shines the Night.jpg	Zapina Rosechu Shines the Night	"Commissioner wanted me to draw Zapina Rosechu, so I felt the inspirations and light to draw her flying with a massive light burst."	15 October 2023	$200	Sold

Jail Saga

While in jail awaiting trial for incest, Chris was able to get in contact with Praetor, allowing them to sell art and artifacts that he left for them as well as original drawings which he sent them.

Medallions

See also: Jail Medallion Promotions

In early May 2022, three different versions of Sonichu medallions were listed for sale on Praetor's Etsy shop. The medallions were apparently made prior to Chris's arrest and had been stored in an unknown rented location and at the Chandler residence until their listings.

Regular Medallion

The Etsy medallion in question

Seemingly identical to the medallions sold during the first run of sales, these were not crafted by Chris. The price reflects this, as these were the cheapest of the group of medallions. Nevertheless, in an undated audio recording released alongside them, Chris referred to these medallions as legit and authentic.

Handcrafted Medallion

In contrast to the regular medallions, these medallions were apparently made by Chris. The medallions are of a noticeably different style compared to their cheaper counterparts and are adorned with Chris's signature on the back, so their description may very well be truthful.

A handcrafted medallion was included with each purchase of "Golden Church of Sonichu Cult Robes." The robes came in two sizes. Red robes were large, while blue robes were extra large. No smaller sizes were offered, as "Golden Church members were assumed to be naturally, uh, large people." A yellow mask with red Sonichu-style cheeks was also bundled with each robe.

Megastone Medallion

The most expensive of the medallions, the megastone medallions were a variant of the handcrafted medallions. In addition to being signed by Chris, the back of the medallions contained a "megastone" which Chris verbally claimed to "have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of." As such, wearers could "really […] feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within."

Golden Medallion (2nd Run)

After Chris was arrested, the Golden Church of Sonichu Discord server became inactive. A second wave of Golden Sonichu Medallions, this time unsigned and not created by Chris, were listed in 2022. These golden medallions did not come with a code to join the discord, but still came with a printed Certificate of Authentication.

This is a new run of Golden Church of Sonichu Medallions, mass produced under Christine's direction for the Etsy store. Fans may remember that before the Jail Saga Chris sold these medallions as a means to enter his private discord, the Golden Church of Sonichu. As his views on his universe grew more theocratic he began to push to have his followers take a more reverent tone with him, hence the religious name. To raise funds for important spiritual icons like Discord Nitro, Golden Medallions were sold with numbers and autographs on them. Buyers could send the numbered code into our email to get a link to Christine's discord church. After the arrest the Discord was abandoned, and obviously no longer included Christine. As such no medallions sold will gain access to the discord. However, each still comes with a signed authentication certificate from Christine. These were printed and signed by her in bulk, as they are meant to supplement multiple kinds of merchandise. [PACKAGE INCLUDES] -One unsigned Golden Medallion -One autographed authentication certificate

Original jail art

Main article: Praetor Jail Art

Chris has created original drawings during his stay in jail and given them to Praetor to sell, beginning in early 2022. Chris continued to send art to Praetor even after his case was sealed in August 2022, making them the only outside individuals with whom he has had confirmed contact since then. However, Chris has not sent out any new drawings since 26 November 2022.

Post Jail Medallions

In October 2023 Praetor began selling a new version of the handmade medallion, now autographed by "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime", as well as a third run of the regular medallions.

Handmade Medallions

Sonichu Medallion, Handmade by CWC A handmade and autographed medallion by Christine Chandler herself. The provided description comes from Chris directly: "None more authentic, none more True and Honest. Produced by I, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime, who have personally molded, painted and signed these select Sonichu Medallions even more personally blessed with Light Power, Righteousness and energies from the Core and Matrix of everything that exists in this Timeline and all of the other Timelines inspired and manifested from it. Feel the Divine and all powers with the share of energies I physically put into these. Also, to mention, all of the other Medallions that have been made and sold on this store have been personally blessed and authorized by I as well. You just get more than a bit more with these particular ones."

Regular Medallions

Official Chris Chan Sonichu Medallion Christine's return to the world heralds a new age, and these True and Authentic medallions will see you through such trying times. Christine has stated a mission of spreading herself to as many people as possible, with these mass produced medallions being a method of delivery. Handcrafted to her specifications and with her blessing, these are made in Virginia on an assembly line hired and run by her and her alone.