Jail Medallion Promotions

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Christ.JPG Delusion disclosure: This article or section takes place during Chris's phase of role-playing as Jesus Christ. He may refer to his Christine Chandler personality and physical body in the third person by using terms such as "soul partner".

Sometime prior to 4 May 2022, Chris made three recorded speeches from Central Virginia Regional Jail (presumably over the telephone) endorsing medallions sold by Praetor. The recordings were uploaded to Youtube on 4 May, the day after his return from Western State Hospital. The recordings were probably made on 3 May or 4 May, although it is possible that they were recorded before his transfer to the mental hospital in February and subsequently shelved.

Interestingly, Chris pronounces the "Jesus" in his name as "Jesús", like the Spanish name. He previously called himself "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu" in Jail Call - 13 January 2022, using the regular English pronunciation of the name.

Regular Medallion

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Hello. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and Lord Avatar and Goddess Blue Heart. I am here today to introduce and tell y’all about the regular Sonichu medallions that I have authorized the processing and making of. These are legit, authentic, and each one shall provide you with a great spiritual power linked to my own, so it’s a wise investment. Thank you, and you are helping me with each purchase.

Handcrafted Medallion

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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu and I present to you right here at this listing the medallions that I have PERSONALLY crafted and personally signed each and every one of, so you definitely feel more of my soul and energy resonate through these in addition to all the others. But still a wise investment, and with each purchase does go out to help me as well. So, thank you all.

Megastone Medallion

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Greetings, everyone. This is Jesús Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, and this offering I present to you medallions I have personally crafted and signed, but these are even more aware ‘cause these each have a megastone in them. Similar to a Sonichipe or a Rosechipe, but these are more like aurasphere quartzes, but I have personally blessed and programmed each and every one of them with my aura and everything, so these are the most powerful and most potent of the medallions. So, not only do you buy these t- to wear and enjoy, you’re gonna really feel the spiritual aura and charge and vibrations within yourself. And, of course, each purchase does continue to help me as well. So, thank you all so much and enjoy the vibrations that come from me directly as I bless each and every one of you.

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The Players

Organizations: Lunar Module
People: ChrisDavid HeilbergKenneth EngelhardtCaden PeckHelena FiorenzaEels and the EggmanSpamton G. SpamtonMichael AfghaniThe CrusaderJacob Sockness
Fictional Characters: Vladamir Putin

The Games
Places: Central Virginia Regional JailWestern State Hospital
After the Merge: Jail Communications: Outside Events: