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'''"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"''' is Chris's tribute for [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]], to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen's |Bruce Springsteen's]] "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]." Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like either S&M, [[wikipedia:Donkey punch|sex involving Punchy punching Layla]], or fisting. It's hard to tell, really.
'''"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"''' is the penultimate song on ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''. It is [[Chris]]'s tribute for [[Punchy Sonichu]] and [[Layla Flaaffy]], to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen|Bruce Springsteen]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]". Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like either S&M, the [[wikipedia:donkey punch|donkey punch]], or fisting. It's hard to tell, really.


==Song==
==Song==
 
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| saga          =
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| previous      = [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]
| next          = [[I'm Sexy For My Ivy]]
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===Lyrics===
===Lyrics===


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Punchy gets up in the evening  
Punchy gets up in the evening  
And Punchy does not got nothing to say (?)
And Punchy ain't got no-nothing to say
He comes home in the morning
He comes home in the morning
He goes to bed in the same way
He goes to bed in the same way
He ain't nothing but tired
He ain't nothing but tired
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself
{Yawning on this line} It's a bad day off (?)
[''yawning on this line''] It's a bad day off
He could use just a little help
He could use just a little help


Can't start a fire
Can't start a [[2014 house fire|fire]]
Can't start a fire without a spark
Can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
This [[Megatron pistol|gun]]'s for hire
Punchy's dancing in the dark
Punchy's dancing in the dark


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[[Chris_and_health#Exercise|They sit around getting older]]
[[Chris_and_health#Exercise|They sit around getting older]]
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
[''unintelligible'']


Staying on the streets of CWCVille
Staying on the streets of CWCVille
And they'll be carving them up all night (!?)
And they'll be carving them up all night
Then they got hungry
Then they got hungry
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
[[Virgin with rage|I'm dying for some action]]
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write
I need a love reaction
I need a love reaction
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Even if we're just dancing in the dark
Even if we're just dancing in the dark
(Repeat X 2)
(Repeat x2)


Hey, baby!
Hey, baby!
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Hwah! Hwah!
Hwah! Hwah!
</poem>
</poem>
==External links==
*[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3he0dy Dailymotion archive of the song].


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Latest revision as of 17:55, 3 March 2024

"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" is the penultimate song on Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!. It is Chris's tribute for Punchy Sonichu and Layla Flaaffy, to the tune of Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark". Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like either S&M, the donkey punch, or fisting. It's hard to tell, really.

Song

"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"
Direct link YouTube, archive
Stardate April 2009
Subject Matter MusicMusic Music, GalpalsGalpals Love, ComicsComics Punchy & Layla, SexSex Hitting the Bed
Other AudioAudio Audio
OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos
previous
Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)
next
I'm Sexy For My Ivy

Lyrics

[sung over Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark"]

Punchy gets up in the evening
And Punchy ain't got no-nothing to say
He comes home in the morning
He goes to bed in the same way
He ain't nothing but tired
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself
[yawning on this line] It's a bad day off
He could use just a little help

Can't start a fire
Can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Punchy's dancing in the dark

Messages to leave her
Radio's on and Punchy's moving around the place
He checks his look in the mirror
He wants to change his clothes and hair and face
And he ain't getting nowhere
He's just living a dull life like this
But something happened from somewhere
Layla I just know we're there

Can't start a fire
Can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

They sit around getting older
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me
[unintelligible]

Staying on the streets of CWCVille
And they'll be carving them up all night
Then they got hungry
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write
I need a love reaction
Come on Layla give me just one look

Can't start a fire
Sitting around crying of a broken heart
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Can't start a fire
Worrying about your new world falling apart
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Even if we're just dancing in the dark
(Repeat x2)

Hey, baby!

Uuueeerrra, Layla!
Yo Layla, Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl!
Come on let's go hit the bed. (!?)
I'll throw my best punches!
Hwah! Hwah!

External links