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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
* 14 October: Chris uploads another [[War Paint Video|video]] where he acts like a racist caricature of a Native American.
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* 14 October: A [[Sports Bra Shoot|series of pictures]] emerges that show Chris wearing a sports bra.
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* 14 October: Chris uploads a [[10142009|Video]] where he claims he has the FBI working for him.
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* 12 October: Chris uploads a [[Chris Loses It|bizarre video]] where he goes batshit insane.  
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* 11 October: Chris uploads [[10112009|a new video]] in which he challenges [[Gregg Mays]] to a showdown.
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* 10 October: Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|a Captain's Log entry]] showing the "CWCrockin4way" image as evidence against the accusations that he is a [[Homo]].
* 9 October: Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2009|new video]], stating that his [[Barbara|mother]] doesn't have AIDS, and that he is [[straight]].
* 29 September: Chris uploads a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|video]] claiming [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Gregg Mays]] are the same person, and that nobody has his "Director's Cut" of his [[DVD]].
* 26 September: A [[:Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|new drawing]] of [[Chris]] having sex with three women (including a [[niggo]]) is leaked.
* 25 September: Chris releases a [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 25th, 2009|new video]] addressing fake websites.


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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''30 May''' - '''[[May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera|Chris threatens legal action]]''' against the person behind the [[Sightings_(2024)#Big_Island_House|previous day sighting]].
*'''29 May''' - Chris is spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Big_Island_House_+_H&H_Mart|the Big Island house]]'''.
*'''28 May''' - [[OfficialCWCmart commissions|Third round of Praetor commissions]] goes on sale on [[OfficialCWCMart]].
*'''26 May''' - Chris receives '''[[:File:Chris 2 votes 2024 LNC.jpg|two official write-in votes]]''' for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party.
*'''24 May''' - Chris is spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Dallas_Airport|an airport in Dallas, Texas]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''22 June''' - [[Misc texts#Remove G5 demand|Remove G5 demand]] from [[March 2024]]
*'''14 June''' - [[Jail Saga#Pleadings/Orders Detail|Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information]] from [[April 2024]]
*'''11 June''' - [[Naught DMs#Movie Night picks|Movie Night picks]] from [[September 2020]]
*'''30 May''' - [[The Place chats (October 2020)#Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia|Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia]] from [[October 2020]]
*'''20 May''' - [[The Place chats (December 2019)#Priorities|Priorities]] from [[December 2019]]
*'''19 May''' - [[The Place chats (January 2021)#Conjuring Movies|Conjuring Movies]] from [[January 2021]]
 
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Revision as of 01:55, 24 June 2024

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It is currently September 2024. It has been...
122
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

These usage notes will not be included in articles bearing this template.

This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.