Difference between revisions of "User:4rft5"

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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

Liquid Chris
This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.

Warrior
This user is Normal. He/She has contributed to trolling Chris in some way, shape, or form.

Kiwi Farmer: This user is a Kiwi Farms regular who likes observing lolcows.

What I do here: When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.
If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.

My Favorite Chris Moments

And now, everyone's favorite superhero Peptoman! (Pairs well with "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.")

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-<!--Note: I have borrowed some of the code from pages on the CWCki and also from other user pages.-->
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-{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}
+{{Americunt}} {{White}} {{Wii}} {{LiquidChris}} {{GrammarNazi}} {{ClassicChris}} {{JERK}} {{Straight}} {{ClydeCash}} {{Warrior}} {{Kiwi Farmer}}
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-====[[Template:Protip|Protip]]====
-{{protip|Memes are good for a daily dose of sanity. It has been proven by our god BILLY MAYS himself.|}}
-Hello. Welcome to my page.
-Chris has lost all sanity, and that's why I've been following him since 2013. It's truly mesmerizing to see a 37 year old man slowly break down after years of basically no change. He thinks he's always right. I don't do much here on this website and really am here just to spectate what our specimen does in the future, which is turning out to be very entertaining for all of us. So much has been done in the last 6 years that it's kinda odd to just see all the things he's done.
+What I do here:
+When I'm actually online and feel like doing so, I tend to fix grammatical errors and help improve this site for other people so they can learn the "magic" that is Chris-Chan.<br>
+If you're here because of one of my changes and have a problem with it, please message me.
-Here, have a badly photoshopped picture of my personal superhero; PeptoMan.
-[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]
-{{Infobox/Fanvideo
+<center>
-| name           = Bitch Lasagna
+<b>My Favorite Chris Moments</b>
-| video          = {{#ev:youtube|6Dh-RL__uN4}}
+</center>
-| Stardate       = 5 October 2018
-| Maker          = [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw Our Lord Pewdiepie]
-| Subject        = Bitch Lasagna''
+<center>
-| Video Type     = Music
+<gallery>
-}}
+File:4channer_steals_plate.png
+File:Honest-and-true.jpg
+File:Cameragroup004.jpg
+File:HNI_0022.JPG
+File:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg
+File:2019Feb_rage.png
+File:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG
+File:Vandalism_2.jpg
+File:Yllwshrt.jpg
+File:Yawning_Squirtle.jpg
+File:Clown_Doll.jpg
+File:Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg
+File:BILLYMAYSPEAKS.jpg
+File:14_Branchland_Court_on_Fire_-_Copy.jpg
+File:0721-Kitty.JPG
+File:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg
+File:143-MaryLeeWalsh.jpg
+File:Classic_post-fire_1.jpeg
+File:485-CWCsF.JPG
+File:Sonicfail.jpg
+</gallery>
+</center>
+And now, everyone's favorite superhero
+Peptoman! (Pairs well with "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].")
-If you're here because you're trying to stalk me from PGMC, screw off.
+[[File:9294826a18b3513af095e5729fa60e2a-super-why.png]]

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