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'''Holiday Greetings''' (officially '''12052009 - Holiday Greetings.MOV''') is a video uploaded on [[December | {{Quote|There will be signs from the Sun, [[the moon]], and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. People will faint from [[stress|fear and foreboding]].|Luke describes the coming of Sonichu.}} | ||
'''Holiday Greetings''' (officially '''12052009 - Holiday Greetings.MOV''') is a video uploaded on 5 [[December 2009]] and (for all practical purposes) the Chris-chan Christmas Special. His [[Chris and fashion|brightly-colored and undersized]] Goodwill jacket appears in this video and is distracting throughout. | |||
In the video [[Chris]], presiding over a snow drawing of [[Sonichu]], which has a ''totally unnecessary'' [[ | In the video, [[Chris]], presiding over a snow drawing of [[Sonichu]], which has a ''totally unnecessary'' [[Chris and copyright|copyright symbol]] over it, delivers a short Christmas message about how he lit a candle in church and his hopes of a bright future for his Electric Hedgehog [[Pokémon]]. His religious fervor seems far less sincere than (and is quickly overshadowed by) his fixation with Sonichu. [[Chris and his Ego|Note]] that he subtly connects verses prophesying the coming of ''Jesus'' with the hope of turning ''Sonichu'' into a successful franchise. | ||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
{{Infobox/video | |||
| name = 12052009 - Holiday Greetings | |||
| ytid = fSMwJKbQ-Mc | |||
| stardate = 5 [[December 2009]] | |||
| subject = {{Comics|text}} | |||
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}} | |||
| shirt = {{SafetyParka|text}} | |||
| previous = [[Sonichu's Edge]] | |||
| next = [[9 December 2009]] | |||
}} | |||
===Transcript=== | {{quote|Our world is full of [[Trolls|fear and distress]].}} | ||
=== Transcript === | |||
Hmmm.... | Hmmm.... | ||
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Holiday greetings to all... in my [[Trolls|fanbase]], and whate—and all that. | Holiday greetings to all... in my [[Trolls|fanbase]], and whate—and all that. | ||
Happy holidays and... merry Christmas, happy | Happy holidays and... merry [[Christmas]], happy [[Hanukkah]]—Konica... all those fun holidays. Anyway, I'm here—anyway, I come to you this day to wish you the holiday greetings, but also read to you what I have read the past Sunday before this Su— this coming Sunday, when I lit the first Advent candle. | ||
The Gospel, according to Luke: | The Gospel, according to Luke: | ||
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[''begins to read ''Luke 21:25-36] | [''begins to read ''Luke 21:25-36] | ||
"There will be signs from the Sun, [[The Moon|the moon]], and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. | "There will be signs from the Sun, [[The Moon|the moon]], and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. People will faint from fear and foreboding." | ||
Because our world is full of [[Homos|fear]] and [[Virgin with rage|distress]]. | Because our world is full of [[Homos|fear]] and [[Virgin with rage|distress]]. We light our first candle, trusting that Christ is alive on earth and that [[Chris and religion|the Spirit of Christ lives among us]]. | ||
We trust you, we love you, we praise you. | We trust you, we love you, we praise you. Amen. | ||
And so I lit the first Advent candle at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|my church]] last Sunday. | And so I lit the first Advent candle at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|my church]] last Sunday. | ||
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[''gasps''] | [''gasps''] | ||
Thank you all for your continued support, and we will make the... [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|franchise victorious!]] [''holds up an arm, as though he is Adolf saluting a | Thank you all for your continued support, and we will make the... [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|franchise victorious!]] [''holds up an arm, as though he is Adolf saluting a swastika''] Yeah! | ||
[''Chris walks to the camera and pans it down to a picture of Sonichu's head in the snow, with a copyright symbol next to it''] | [''Chris walks to the camera and pans it down to a picture of Sonichu's head in the snow, with a copyright symbol next to it''] | ||
[''Loudly and distorted (from being too damn close to the camera)''] Happy holidays to all. | [''Loudly and distorted (from being too damn close to the camera)''] Happy holidays to all. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
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{{Videos}} | {{Videos}} | ||
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 19:24, 13 September 2021
| “ | There will be signs from the Sun, the moon, and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. People will faint from fear and foreboding. | ” |
| Luke describes the coming of Sonichu. | ||
Holiday Greetings (officially 12052009 - Holiday Greetings.MOV) is a video uploaded on 5 December 2009 and (for all practical purposes) the Chris-chan Christmas Special. His brightly-colored and undersized Goodwill jacket appears in this video and is distracting throughout.
In the video, Chris, presiding over a snow drawing of Sonichu, which has a totally unnecessary copyright symbol over it, delivers a short Christmas message about how he lit a candle in church and his hopes of a bright future for his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. His religious fervor seems far less sincere than (and is quickly overshadowed by) his fixation with Sonichu. Note that he subtly connects verses prophesying the coming of Jesus with the hope of turning Sonichu into a successful franchise.
Video
| 12052009 - Holiday Greetings | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2009 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Smug
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| Shirt |  Safety Parka
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sonichu's Edge |
next 9 December 2009 |
| “ | Our world is full of fear and distress. | ” |
Transcript
Hmmm....
Holiday greetings to all... in my fanbase, and whate—and all that.
Happy holidays and... merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah—Konica... all those fun holidays. Anyway, I'm here—anyway, I come to you this day to wish you the holiday greetings, but also read to you what I have read the past Sunday before this Su— this coming Sunday, when I lit the first Advent candle.
The Gospel, according to Luke:
The gospel of Luke speaks about the future:
[begins to read Luke 21:25-36]
"There will be signs from the Sun, the moon, and the stars... and on the earth, distress among nations. People will faint from fear and foreboding."
Because our world is full of fear and distress. We light our first candle, trusting that Christ is alive on earth and that the Spirit of Christ lives among us.
We trust you, we love you, we praise you. Amen.
And so I lit the first Advent candle at my church last Sunday.
[gasps]
Thank you all for your continued support, and we will make the... franchise victorious! [holds up an arm, as though he is Adolf saluting a swastika] Yeah!
[Chris walks to the camera and pans it down to a picture of Sonichu's head in the snow, with a copyright symbol next to it]
[Loudly and distorted (from being too damn close to the camera)] Happy holidays to all.
See also
External links
| ⇐ Sonichu's Edge | Chris's videos | 9 December 2009 ⇒ |