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<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:26 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by '''clydeC'''</font>
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<br>20:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> by the way, mumble.
 
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[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o Guest] by '''clydeC'''</font>
 
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'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.
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<br>20:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH WELCOME CHRIS
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Animal Crossing|children's games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.
<br>20:27 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> AND SO THAT'S HOW I TOOK IT OVER WITH THE POWER OF KABOOM.
 
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OH, HI CHRIS
==Chris's ModNation career==
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Clyde, you do not NEED to harass anyone.
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|"Original CWC Art"]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.
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<br>20:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> What, I NEED TO.
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
 
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> why are you doing this?
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> Because of Ryan Cash.
 
<br>20:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> Can't you read you simpleton?
Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little of a [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present).     
<br><font color="#BDBDBD">20:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [+h '''ChrisChanSonichu'''] by '''clydeC'''</font>
 
<br>20:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [-o <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>] by <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>
==Beta screen caps==
<br>20:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Look, Ryan is gone, and I can sympathize with your loss and pain.
 
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<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU CAN"T!
<gallery>
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU CAN'T
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TELL ME
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO HAVE YOU LOST
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]
<br>20:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> My dog, Patti.
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon
<br>20:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> In REAL LIFE
</gallery>
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<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN
 
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER
==Post-Beta creations==
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU ASSHOLE
 
<br>20:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I cried for weeks.
It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ''ModNation Racers'' is no exception.  The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in ''Hot Wheels'' toys. How very mature.
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO!?
 
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<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE FELT
|Chris's ModNation Creations
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<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OVER THESE PAST FEW WEEKS AS WELL
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOTHING BUT LOSS
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND ANGER
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]
<br>20:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Patti was very close to me, like a sibling.
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU MOTHER FUCKER
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A "Transformer"]]
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN, A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER. HOW DARE YOU SHRUG CLYDE'S LOSS OFF SO EASILY.
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]
<br>20:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I AM GOING TO DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU HAVE
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> UNTIL I HAVE SATISFIED
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LIKE A SIBLING?
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU COMPARE A DOG TO A HUMAN STILL
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU ARE SAYING RYAN WAS A DOG/1
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]
<br>20:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CHRIS
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]
<br>20:31 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> No. NOW LISTEN, CLYDE.  RYAN WOULD NOT WANT YOU TO GO AROUND TERRIFYING PEOPLE FOR THE HELL
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu
OF IT.  HE WOULD HAVE WANTED YOU TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE; CONTINUE LIVING AS YOU HAD; FIND YOURSELF A SWEETHEART TO
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!
MAKE YOU HAPPY.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]
<br>20:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES, I FOUND A SWEETHEART ALRIGHT
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels
<br>20:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BY THE NAME OF SARAH MCKENZIE
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels
<br>20:31 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> YOU SHOULD GO SEE A PASTORAL COUNSOLER AT YOUR LOCAL CHURCH TO TALK TO
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|Still more Hot Wheels
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SHE WAS GOOD FOR A DAY
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|You get the idea
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HACKS, A LOUD VOICE, AND AN AMAZING LINE OF PRODUCTS CAN DO TO SOMEBODY'S
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|[[Homo]]wagon?
SEXUAL AFFILIATION IN THE MINDS OF MANY
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THEN I LEFT AUSTRALIA
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|<s>A casket</s>]] Nintendo Wiimote
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> QUITE INTERESTING
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| Au "Naturel"
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LET ME TELL YOU
</gallery>}}
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'VE NEVER HAD AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN BEFORE
 
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT LET TELL ME YOU SOMETHING, SHE FUCKING LOVED IT
==See also==
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SHE'LL STAY QUIET FOR YOUR SAKE
 
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT DEEP INSIDE SHE WANTS ME AGAIN
*[[Fan:Sonichu Racers]]
<br>20:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TOO BAD I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN
 
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==External links==
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*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]
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[[Category:Video Games]]
<br>20:34 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Ryan, I understand the loss has been REALLY TOUGH on you emotionally and physically, and I
understand your reasons behind why you've been shooting off smoke like you are now.  But you should really speak to a
counsoler at a local church to help you put things back in perspective with your life.
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HAVE NO RELIGION
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO WHY SHOULD I GO TO CHURCH
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING CHRIS
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY WOULD YOU RELEASE COMICS SO SLOWLY
<br>20:34 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> You do not need religion to see a counsoler.
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TO MAKE MY BROTHER WAIT
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WAIT
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M CLYDE
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU FUCKING MORON
<br>20:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M NOT RYAN
<br>20:35 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I'm sorry; I meant Clyde.
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, YOU'RE NEVER SORRY
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU SURE SHARE HIS PAIN, THINKING HE'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE TALKING TO YOU AND ALL.
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU SAY THINGS THAT YOU NEVER MEAN
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU SAY YOU'LL RELEASE THAT COMIC IN NOVERMENT
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOVEMBER
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU TOOK YOUR SWEET TIME UNTIL JANUARY
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU EAT UP SO MUCH TIME
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU DON'T GO TO SCHOOL
<br>20:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU DO!? JACK OFF WITH YOUR DILDO?!
<br>20:36 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have been busy with between the trolls, stress and family life; it was hard to find
inspiration to draw comics.
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<br>20:36 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> *harder
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> INSPIRATION IS JUST A BULLSHIT WORD YOU USE
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TO SAY YOU'RE LAZY
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU ALREADY HAD THE PLOTS MADE
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HACKED YOUR SWEET SEX TALKS
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<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR STUPID PLOT FOR YOUR STUPID NEW COMIC
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FOR OVER 4 MONTHS
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOU SAY YOU NEED "INSPIRATION"
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU FUCKING LIAR
<br>20:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> STOP FUCKING LYING TO ME
<br>20:36 < canine> ok, back
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<br>20:39 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> What's your favorite Television show, Clyde?
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> STOP DODGING THE ACCUSATION
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU BITCH
<br>20:39 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I'm not doding anything; I'm only asking you a simple question.
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<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES YOU ARE
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I JUST SAID
<br>20:39 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> *dodging
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR
<br>20:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO LIES TO HIS "FANBASE"
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<br>20:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M ONLY REVEALING THE TRUTH
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOUR FANBASE IS WATCHING, SILENCED BY MY POWER
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THEY DEMAND ANSWER, CHRIS
<br>20:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE?
<br>20:40 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Do you like the TV show, Family Guy?
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ANSWER MY QUESTION
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THEN I'LL ANSWER YOUR STUPID ONE
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
<br>20:41 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I really like Megan; she is sweet, good, and I can only feel sorry for her getting the
bad end of the deal.  But she is still a sweet woman.
<br>20:41 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Who is a character you like from the show?
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HAH, I RAPED HER AND THAT"S ALL YOU CAN SAY
<br>20:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WOW, YOU'RE SPINELESS
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ANYWAY, BACK TO MY QUESTION
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU LIE TO YOUR FANBASE
<br>20:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU COME UP WITH EXCUSES
<br>20:43 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have not lied to anyone.  If I am delayed on a publication, or I've lost inspiration
to draw, I let someone within my circle know.
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I JUST SAID
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<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I JUST SAID YOU SPENT OVER 4 MONTHS A COMIC
<br>20:43 <+falsion> Chris, remember Chloe? You wanted me to lie to everyone about that. Remember?
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOU HAD ALL THE PLOT DETAILS
<br>20:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EVERYTHING FINISHED
<br>20:43 <+falsion> Nobody bought it, and eventually you had to give up the whole lie.
<br>20:43 <+falsion> Then there were the stolen medallions
<br>20:44 <+falsion> Which you denied, then the videos came out
<br>20:44 <+falsion> showing that they were indeed stolen
<br>20:44 <+falsion> you even told a certain Andrew Simmons that you lied about them
<br>20:44 <+falsion> he told me
<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THANK YOU, YOU STUPID PAWN, I LOVE HOW YOU'RE HELPING ME
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<br>20:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THESE ACCUSATIONS!?
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<br>20:45 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Why does one feel soo saddened to become unable to draw comics at will as easily and
swiftly as before?  Why can't one trust someone trust others as easily now right-off at the start?  Why does one
take emotinal bullets of lies, deciet, slanders, accusations and the like?
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT ISN'T ANSWERING MY GOD DAMN QUESTION
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING THEM
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> ANSWERING QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS IS A HORRIBLE PERSONALITY TRAIT.
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JUST ADMIT iT
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU ARE A LIAR
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'VE LET DOWN YOUR FANBASE
<br>20:46 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Stress.  Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet.
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOU'RE TRYING TO SAVE FACE
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT STRESS
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH!?
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAVE COMPLETE DAYS
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU SLEEP WHENEVER YOU WANT TO
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WHENEVER
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE JOBS
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OR SCHOOL
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OR DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH THEIR LIVES
<br>20:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU DO!?
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<br>20:48 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Stress from life's problems of bullies, janitorial duties, loss of lives and friendships
from others, a father who starts more arguements than there are flies at a garbage dump, and sooo many other
stressors only add up to an emotional breakdown, and then inability to feel well enough to complete a task as
swiftly as before the matter.
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<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE NOT A JANITOR
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OBJECTION
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> JANITORIAL?
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<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EXACTLY, SECOND IN COMMAND
<br>20:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, I CLEAN UP SHIT ALL THE TIME
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EVERYONE DOES
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I CALL IT CLEANING UP MY HOUSE, BUT THAT'S ME.
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT ARE YOU PULLING
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE ANYMORE CHRIS
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> RYAN WANTED ME TO DO THIS
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE LEFT IT IN HIS SUICIDE NOTE
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE WANTED ME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH BEHIND YOU
<br>20:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HORRIBLE LIAR
<br>20:52 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> HONEST FINGERS TYPE QUICKLY.
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<br>20:52 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I stand here now, taking your blows like a brave leading warrior who has seen so much in
his lifetime to lead up to a final battle and win.  One shall stand, One shall fall, Both will emerge victorious
for a better, bright future for each of them after the blows have been dealt, and the scars have been issued.  The
final thing to do is simply to move on to other, more required objectives of life that have to be done.  The point
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOUR POINT?!
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> HOW DO BOTH EMERGE VICTORIOUS IF ONE FALLS
<br>20:53 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> The point is they BOTH move on with their lives.
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT WAS STUPID
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK
<br>20:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT'S JUST A STORY
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THIS IS REAL LIFE WE'RE DEALING WITH
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO WHAT DO YOU ANSWER CHRIS
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR FANBASE
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT YOU HAVE LIED TO
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IF YOU NEVER LIED
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> RYAN WOULD BE HERE
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE GONE TO SUCH EXTREMES
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT YOU"VE FORCED ME TO DO THIS
<br>20:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
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<br>21:00 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> ARE YOU WATCHING TV OR SOMETHING
<br>21:00 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
<br>21:01 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Yes, I could have prevented it, that is true.  But I was terribly angry myself at the
Slanders, Deceipt and Lies on the E.D. Page, that I WAS hindered from being able to draw and color as swiftly as
I used to.  I've used my energy to protest against them, yet I have failed and fallen from it.  But I restored
myself and I was able to continue.  But I veer off the question.  I made the idle threat of not continuing on
with the com
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BLAH BLAH BLAH STOP LYING
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KNOW YOU WERE JUST USING IT AS AN EXCUSE TO SLACK OFF
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I KNOW
<br>21:02 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> And I apologized for Ryan's death.
<br>21:02 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am apologizing to you, Clyde.
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT ISN"T ENOUGH CHRIS
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'VE DONE SO MUCH MORE
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAN JUST TO RYAN
<br>21:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR SO CALLED GAL-PALS
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> THAT TOOK LIKE TEN MINUTES
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'VE LIED TO YOUR FANBASE
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH EXCUSES AND NOT TAKING RESPONBILITY FOR ANYTHING YOU DO
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE STRAIGHT WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
<br>21:03 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am taking responsibility for my action by accepting your emotional outbursts.
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WELL THEN
<br>21:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND WE CAN MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POINT OF INTEREST
<br>21:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am straight.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU'RE NOT
<br>21:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It is you who are the homo.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY ELSE WOULD A STRAIGHT MAN HAVE A DILDO?
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OBJECTION
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU HAVE THE DILDO, GOOD SIR
<br>21:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> You have been using me as a disguise to let yourself out of the closet.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW ELSE COULD I RAPE PANDA IF I WERE GAY?
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, YOU HAVE THE DILDOS
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOT I
<br>21:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> IT CAME FREE WITH A FEMALE SEX DOLL I HAD PREVIOUSLY ORDERED; I DID NOT EXPECT IT.
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES YOU DID
<br>21:04 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> NOR DID YOU GET RID OF IT
<br>21:05 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I DID NOT.
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IT SAID CLEARLY ON THE ORDER
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KEPT IT FOR YEARS CHRIS
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT FOR YEARS
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<br>21:05 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have NEVER USED IT.
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO WHY DID YOU KEEP IT?
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> STOP LYING, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY USED IT
<br>21:05 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> To save it for my Female Sweetheart.
<br>21:05 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> for her use.
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT? THAT"S NOT A PROPER GIFT FOR A FEMALE
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SO SHE HAS SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO USE
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WAKKA WAKKA
<br>21:05 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU FUCKING PERVERT
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS SEX
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WITH MEN
<br>21:06 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Call me what you will, but that will never change the Truth that comes from my heart.
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYONE'S EMOTIONS
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANTED TO GET LAID
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED FROM JULIE, SARAH, CASSIE
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JUST TO SAY YOU"RE STRAIGHT
<br>21:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHEN YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT
<br>21:07 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and the Truth is that I am Straight, and yes I do constantly ponder over sexual
relations from Women, but I honestly wanted to build up trust with the woman who was to be my sweetheart beforehand.
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU DIDN'T
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HAVE HACKED INTO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER SAID
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I KNOW THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH JULIE ON THE SPOT
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHEN SHE MIGHT HAVE COME OVER
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT SARAH MCKENZIE
<br>21:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EXPLAIN THAT
<br>21:07 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I did.  If you were REALLY with Sarah in person, she would have told you herself about
me and waiting for her trust.
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT RAPE IS?
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ALTHOUGHT IT WASN'T RAPE AT THE END
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT"S FOR SURE
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT
<br>21:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT DON'T YOU FRET MY FRIEND, YOU CAN STILL MEET WITH HER
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<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT I DON"T KNOW HOW YOU'LL MANAGE TO GET IT UP CONSIDERING YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAVE MY LITTLE PONIES, DILDOS, PURSES
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO SAY
<br>21:09 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I understand what rape is, and I am against it fully, but I know for sure that you have
never done that to her; you are blowing off smoke from your frustrations to try to hinder me again.
<br>21:09 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
<br>21:10 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have collected My Little Ponies, because I had a Gal-Pal who introduced me to them,
and I became interested.
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IS THIS WHAT YOU WILL SAY TO PANDA WHEN SHE'S DESCRIBING HER WONDERFUL TIME WITH ME
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK CHRIS
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ONLY FAGGOTS LIKE YOU PLAY WITH PONIES
<br>21:10 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NAME ONE OTHER MAN WHO PLAYS WITH MY LITTLE PONIES
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<br>21:12 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do NOT know too many other MEN, as I have gone through my life with a MAJORITY OF
FEMALE FRIENDS, so I can not say; from real life or from television or movies.
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<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EXACTLY CHRIS
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOUR FRIENDS ARE FEMALE
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU"RE OBVIOUSLY AFRAID OF MALES BECAUSE YOU MIGHT HAVE POP A BONER WHILE YOU'RE NEXT TO THEM
<br>21:12 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> But I can safely say that a LOT OF MEN have a Good Number of Female Friends.
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YEAH, BUT THEY'RE BANGING THEM
<br>21:12 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ABOUT YOU
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR "FEELINGS" AND SHIT
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT, YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
<br>21:13 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> That, sir is INCORRECT.
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br>21:13 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> ZING
<br>21:14 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Clothing does not make a person.
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT IS SHOWING
<br>21:14 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
<br>21:14 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO EXPLAIN THAT
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHICH YOU ARE
<br>21:15 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
<br>21:15 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WAIT
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU.... YOU....
<br>21:15 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WHAT
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
<br>21:16 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS
<br>21:16 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> well, you have been sharing un-socialable information about yourself up to this point.
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WELL, YOU KEEP SHARING LIES
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LIKE "BEING STRAIGHT"
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<br>21:16 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> GOOD GOD CHRIS, AT LEAST MAKE HIM EARN IT
<br>21:16 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am Straight.
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DON'T JUST BE LIKE HI, I SHIT MYSELF
<br>21:16 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU ARE NOT
<br>21:16 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am Straight.
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU CAN SAY THAT OVER AND OVER
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE
<br>21:17 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I LOVE VAGINAS
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU LOVE DICKS
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU LOVE THEM
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANT TO EAT THEM
<br>21:17 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I LOATHE DICKS>
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WANT TO TAKE THEM UP YOUR DICKS
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KNOW LOATHE KINDA SOUNDS LIKE LOVE
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CONFESSION
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO CHRIS, JUST ADMIT IT
<br>21:17 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I HATE DICKS.
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<br>21:17 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EVEN YOUR OWN!?
<br>21:17 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> IS THAT WHY YOU BROKE YOUR-.... NEVERMIND. TOO EASY
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT CHRIS, YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JUST HAVE SEX WITH A GUY
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND FILM IT
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND THEN YOU CAN PROVE TO ME YOU'RE STRAIGHT
<br>21:18 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO
<br>21:18 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YEAH, SECOND GRADE RETORTS ARE FUN. I'D LIKE TO FOLLOW-UP ON SOMETHING.
<br>21:19 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CONTINUE, SECOND IN COMMAND
<br>21:19 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> "IT SLIPPED OUT WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE". YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SHIT MYSELF, BUT
<br>21:19 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I WOULD IMAGINE, IF I SHIT MY PANTS
<br>21:19 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I WOULD NOTICE SOMETHING UNUSUAL IS GOING ON
<br>21:19 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> If the shoe fits, you wear it; you want me to wear shoes of homos, yet they do NOT fit
me, but they fit you best.
<br>21:19 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DON"T UNDERSTAND YOUR LOGIC STILL
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAVEN'T OFFERED ANY PROOF AGAINST THIS:
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> PURSES, ONLY FRIENDS WITH GIRLS, DILDOS
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, IF I ORDERED SEX DVDS I WOULD GET FREE GIFTS THAT WERE FOR MEN
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOT FOR FREE GIFTS WHAT WERE FOR WOMEN
<br>21:20 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Why don't you admit to everyone that you are the one who is "Coming out of the Closet".
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> UH, BECAUSE I'M NOT IN THE CLOSET, YOU'RE THE ONE IN IT
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOUR STUPID MIND TO COMPREHEND THIS
<br>21:20 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Quit wearing my face as your mask.
<br>21:20 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE THE GAY ONE
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY WOULD I WANT TO WEAR YOUR FACE
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE DISGUSTINGLY UGLY
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> AND YOU POOP YOURSELF
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WHATS UP WITH THAT
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOUR FACE IS ONE A GAY MAN COULD LOVE
<br>21:21 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences.
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> UH, HI
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU DO THAT
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> UH
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>>  A LOT
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU JUST SAID THAT
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TO ME
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THE FIRST THING YOU SAID
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WAS YOU'RE THE HOMO
<br>21:21 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO, I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU'RE GAY!
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<br>21:21 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have not.
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU FUCKING LIAR
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE LIAR AGAIN
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LYING AGAIN
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M SO ANGRY WITH YOU I CAN'T TYPE
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THE RAGE OF RYAN CASH FILLS MY BLOOD
<br>21:22 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
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<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES YOU HAVE
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YES YOU HAVE, BRB, GETTING IT
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> <<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am straight.
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> <<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU'RE NOT
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> <<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It is you who are the homo.
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THAT IS WHAT YOU JUST SAID
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<br>21:22 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> NEVERMIND, THERE IT IS
<br>21:22 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU FUCKING LIAR
<br>21:23 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I did type that, but ONLY after you called me such.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAD NOTHING TO SUBSTANTIATE THAT
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DO
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never used that word Against you, nor about me.
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAVE THE PONIES, THE DILDOS, THE CONTINUAL DENIALS
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY MUST A STRAIGHT MAN PROVE HE IS STRAIGHT
<br>21:23 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FOR 10 MINUTES
<br>21:23 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> BEFORE I have ever returned that word against you, when have I ever used that word
against you BEFORE you FIRST used it or the "G" word against me?
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOk, I DON'T UNDERSTAND RETARD LOGIC
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO LET ME JUST ASK YOU THIS
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU CONTINUALLY MUST SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE
<br>21:24 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOURSELF?
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> :D
<br>21:25 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am trying to convince the disloyal people who have diswrongfully used those words
against me.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> STOP MAKING UP WORDS
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DISWRONGFULLY IS NOT A WORD.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WAIT DISWRONGFULLY
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU MEAN TRUTHFULLY
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OH SHIT
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DOUBLE NEGATIVE SON
<br>21:25 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I mean UNWRONGFULLY.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> THAT'S NOT A WORD EITHER
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ...OH MY GOD WHAT
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M GOING TO FUCKING BLOW MY BRAINS OUT NOW
<br>21:25 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Wrongfully.
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DOUBLE NEGATIVE UP IN THIS HOE
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<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO WONDER YOU GOT AN F IN ENGLISH
<br>21:25 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT ANYWAY, BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND
<br>21:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MEXICO, STALKING MY NEXT PREY: CASSIE
<br>21:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YOU'RE OFF TO YOUR NEXT PREY: ROBERT SIMMONS
<br>21:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SERIOSULY, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD LOVE TO FEEL HIS DICK IN YOUR ASS
<br>21:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE COMEUPPANCE ALL OVER YOU
<br>21:26 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am trying to convince the disloyal the wrongful people who have wrongfully used
those words against me.
<br>21:26 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS ABOUT YOUR SONICHU
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT YOU HAVE TO SAY
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I"M STRAIGHT! INSTeAD
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT YOUR .NET
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> (nothin' but net)
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT YOU .INFO
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT YOUR E-mAIL
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT YOUR ADAMEVE
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT YOUR AMAZON
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I GOT EVERYTHING
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND THE THING YOU ARE WORRRIED ABOUT
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IS THAT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:27 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT, YOU ARE.
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<br>21:28 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> People who THINK such things may think them, but it is NOT the Truth; ONLY WRONGFUL THEORY.
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IF YOU WERE STRAIGHT, PEOPLE WOULDN'T QUESTION YOU
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK AT ALL THE COMMENTS ON YOUR IAMSTRAIGHT VIDEO
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CALLS YOU GAY
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT, YOU ARE
<br>21:28 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EVEN IF YOU SAY YOU ARE STRAIGHT, PEOPEL CAN SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUISE
<br>21:28 < canine> fffffffff
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<br>21:29 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, BUT I KNOW I'M STRAIGHT, IF SOMEBODY CALLS ME GAY, I DON'T
FEEL A NEED TO RANT ABOUT IT FOR TEN MINUTES.
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> JUST SAYIN'.
<br>21:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do not have to take this wrongful accusation.
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<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FINE CHRIS
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SINCE YOU WANT TO STAY IN THE CLOSET
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<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NEXT MATTER I HAVE
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SONICHU!
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE BELOVED CREATION
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<br>21:29 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I could be continuing on to draw my comics, as I was doing, but I came here at the
request of a gal-pal.
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EXPLAIN HOW IT IS LEGAL
<br>21:29 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IT ISN"T
<br>21:30 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> It is a PARODY, and Parodies are LEGAL.
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> NOPE.
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW IS IT A PARODY
<br>21:30 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Looks like Sonic; looks like Pikachu, but it is NOT.
<br>21:30 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> MY DICTIONARY ISN'T NEXT TO ME, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE NEXT TO PARODY IT DOESN'T SAY
"COMBINING TWO COPYRIGHTED THINGS"
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HAVE ONE
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HERE IS THE DEFINITION
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>>  a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SO ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF SONIC?
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> DOES IT PARODY THE SONIC CYCLE?
<br>21:31 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> YES, I am imitating that which has fascinated me for the long time.
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO IT DOESN'T
<br>21:31 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and Imiation is a form of flattery.
<br>21:31 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> IMITATION DOES NOT = PARODY
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<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SONICHU DOES NOT MOCK SONIC
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IN ANY WAY
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO THEREFORE IT IS NOT A PARODY
<br>21:32 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Sonichu has SPEED.
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ...THAT'S NOT MOCKING
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SO FUCKING WHAT
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> DO I HAVE TO LOOK THAT UP IN A DICTIONARY AS WELL?
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> to attack or treat with ridicule, contempt, or derision.
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> PARODY = SOMETHING THAT HAS SPEED?
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WHAAAA
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BILLY MAYS, DON'T TRY TO COMPREHEND HIS RETARD SPEAK
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
<br>21:32 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I'M TRYING TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
<br>21:33 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> BUT I'M ABOUT TO POUND THE ORANGE GLO
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ARE YOU TRYING TO JUSTIFY SONICHU? YOU CAN'T, SO STOP WASTING YOUR EFFORT
<br>21:34 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I don't have to Justify Sonichu and Rosechu; they can take of that themselves.
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT, SONICHU WILL NEVER MAKE IT ANYWHERE, YOU CAN GO TO NINTENDO BUT THEY'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT THEY AREN'T REAL
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ARE YOU DELUSIONAL
<br>21:34 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES YOU DO HAVE TO JUSTIFY IT
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OTHERWISE HOW IS MIYAMOTO GOING TO CONTINUE YOUR PROJECT
<br>21:35 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> So what, I don't care.  I can take an emotional letdown.
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHICH BY THE WAY< I TOLD HIM OF YES BEING GAY IS TRUE
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND YES, YOU WILL SHOW UP
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IN WHICH I WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND CREATE MY OWN GAME
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> A CHALLENGER APPEARS
<br>21:35 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Go ahead.
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ME AND BILLY MAYS WILL PRESENT OUR OWN PLAN FOR MY CREATION: VIVIAN AND KID'S AWESOME ADVENTURE
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND FACE IT
<br>21:35 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I snail-mailed him a photocopy of my driver's license.
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WILL BE LEFT ALL ALONE
<br>21:35 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND HOW HAS THAT WORKED OUT FOR YOU
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<br>21:36 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> ..... WHAT
<br>21:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE STILL BELIEVES HE IS TALKING TO ME
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<br>21:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AFTER ALL I AM "CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
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<br>21:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE STILL THINKS THAT I'M CHRISTIAN EVEN AFTER THAT VIDEO
<br>21:36 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> one look at your face, and your hand signature, he will KNOW you are a fraud.
<br>21:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND THEN HE'LL KNOW THAT EVERYTHING ABOUT SONICHU WAS A FRAUD
<br>21:36 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> he may think it, but he DOES NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN.
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<br>21:36 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LEAVING YOUR SONICHU AND ROSECHU WITH NOTHING
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN
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<br>21:37 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> BUT THEY CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YEAH DON'T WORRY
<br>21:37 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SONICHU AND ROSECHU CAN HANDLE THEMSELVES
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<br>21:37 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT I'VE DONE WITH SONICHU.NET AND SONICHU.INFO
<br>21:38 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do not like it, but I OWE YOU NO REACTION.
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SWEET
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT FOR IT BACK
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<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT SONICHU WILL BE SAD
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IF YOU DON"T GET IT BACK
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<br>21:38 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I do plan to fight back.
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO YOU DON'T
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I HACKED IT
<br>21:38 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M RIGHT HERE
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FIGHT ME
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FIGHT ME I DARE YOU
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<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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<br>21:39 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> you are THERE, NOT HERE at my house, so you come to me, then I will fight you.
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU SHOULD COME TO ME
<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY SHOULD I COME TO YOU
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<br>21:39 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> what are you, sheep?
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<br>21:39 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO, I SPENT ALL MY FUNDS GOING TO AUSTRALIA THEN MEXICO
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<br>21:40 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> or chicken, but wait, chickens go at random, like planes without a destination;
sheep follow in groups.
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DON"T UNDERSTAND
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK YOU'RE THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO WIN
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO YOU MUST COME TO ME
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ELSE DO I WANT FROM YOU
<br>21:40 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOTHING
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO YOU HAVE TO COME TO ME
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<br>21:41 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I DO NOT GET THE FARM ANIMAL REFERENCES
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH SHE MUST BE EMBARASSED
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HEH.
<br>21:41 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SHEEP BEAT YOU UP, BUT CHICKENS DON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO DISTRACTED
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<br>21:41 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> OR... WHAT?
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<br>21:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, PROBABLY DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THAT EVIL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL
<br>21:42 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Something to win, yet, but something to EARN, NO.  I do not have to prove myself
to you; you are nothing but a bully witch is flawed with NO TRUE DESTINATION, so they pick on those who
SEEM to be unable to defend themselves.  But I am defending myself to you.  If the shoe was on the other
foot, would you be able to defend yourself?
<br>21:42 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO BY THE WAY, IS A FAGGOT
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<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OKAY CHRIS
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'LL GIVE YOU AN ALLY
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<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SARAH MAY, FIGHT ME
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> DEFEND CHRIS
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> IF YOU CAN
<br>21:43 <%Sarah_May> I think you're all such bullies
<br>21:43 <%Sarah_May> You're taking this way too far
<br>21:43 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SARAH, WHAT DO YOU GET FROM DEFENDING THIS FOOL?
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TELL ME, WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS
<br>21:44 <%Sarah_May> I LOVE Chris
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THERE ARE MUCH BETTER MEN OUT THERE< LIKE ME
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SARAH
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> MAY I ASK WHY
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<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> REALLY? YOU LOVE A PERSON WHO IS JOBLESS, SHITS HIMSELF AND DEMANDS TO BE A "HOUSE HUSBAND"
<br>21:44 <%Sarah_May> No, I love Chris because he is an amazing person with a beautiful soul
<br>21:44 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> :)
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU KNOW YOU'RE LYING TO YOURSELF
<br>21:44 <%Sarah_May> Listen to me
<br>21:44 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW IS HIS SOUL BEAUTIFUL
<br>21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS me
<br>21:44 <%Sarah_May> He UNDERSTANDS all women
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE DRAWS A CHILDREN'S COMIC THAT FEATURES SEX
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<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH REALLY?
<br>21:45 <%Sarah_May> YOU DON'T understand ANYONE!
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE UNDERSTANDS ALL WOMEN?
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LESBIANS HE HAS OFFENDED
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THEY ARE WOMEN TOO
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<br>21:45 <%Sarah_May> He has not offended ANYONE. They are ALL TROLLS!
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ARE YOU SAYING ALL LESBIANS ARE TROLLS?
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH WOW, YOU'RE JUST ABOUT AS STUPID AS CHRIS!
<br>21:45 <@cogsdev> wait, I'm a troll now?
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> oh cogs, dear sweet cogs.
<br>21:45 <%Sarah_May> Not at all, Clyde
<br>21:45 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> Join me.
<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JOIN ME!
<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> You don't need to be with this fool who hates your kind.
<br>21:46 <@cogsdev> i'm going to stay neutral in this one, clyde. i'm just here to keep this channel under control.
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<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> Oh cogs, one day, you'll join me.
<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> You'll realize Chris doesn't care for anyone, but himself.
<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> A selfish pig.
<br>21:46 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ISN"T THAT RIGHT?
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<br>21:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NAME ONE SELFLESS THING YOU'VE DONE CHRIS
<br>21:47 <%Sarah_May> Clyde, you KNOW that all these 'offended gays' are TROLLS, so please admit it.
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> PROVE IT SARAH
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> PROVE THEY ARE TROLLS
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> SO IF I GO CALL A GAY GUY A HOMO AND HE GETS OFFENDED, HE'S A TROLL
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> DO I GOT THAT RIGHT
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU"RE GOING TO CALL INNOCENT HUMANS TROLLS
<br>21:47 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> FACE IT, THERE IS BOUND TO BE A FEW GAY SONICHU FANS
<br>21:47 <%Sarah_May> BECAUSE NO REAL PERSON WOULD BE OFFENDED BY HIM!
<br>21:47 <%Sarah_May> Open your eyes, you TROLLS!
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<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPEN MY DEAR, AND YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO REALIZE THAT CHRIS IS A HORRIBLE PERSON
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<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ALL HE DID WAS HARASS MEGAN
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> UNTIL SHE WAS COMPELTELY DISGUSTED WITH HIM
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OVER YEARS OF ABUSE FROM HIM
<br>21:48 <%Sarah_May> He did not HARASS Megan!
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YES
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I CAN QUOTE HER WORDS
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> "STOP TOUCHING ME!"
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> EVEN WITH THE CAPITALS
<br>21:48 <%Sarah_May> What you NEED to understand is that he is a frustrated, autistic virgin
<br>21:48 <%Sarah_May> He can't help himself
<br>21:48 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE ISN'T AUTISTIC
<br>21:48 <%Sarah_May> YOU would do the same thing!!
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE'S JUST A NORMAL PERSON WHO CAN'T TAKE RESPONSBILITY FOR HIS ACTIONS
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ONCE HIS PARENTS DIE
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE HAS NOTHING
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW TO PAY BILLS
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<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HOW TO DO ANYTHING
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BESIDES JACK OFF
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES
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<br>21:49 <%Sarah_May> Yes, and all YOU know how to do is be a MEANIE!!
<br>21:49 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WAIT
<br>21:50 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> You go, girl!  :)
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU ADMIT TO LOVING A GUY WHO CAN'T COOK
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO CAN'T PAY BILLS
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BESIDES JACK OFF
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<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES?
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH MY GOD, NO WONDER YOU ARE SO DESPERATE
<br>21:50 <@cogsdev> Chris, please, talk for yourself
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU MUST BE SO PATHETICALLY UGLY
<br>21:50 <%Sarah_May> All of you are such pessimists! Look at the GOOD side
<br>21:50 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I CAN COOK, and I can pay the bills, and I can handle life's responsibilities.
<br>21:50 <@cogsdev> you're just hiding behind Sarah
<br>21:50 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I BET YOU HAVE A DICK
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<br>21:50 <%Sarah_May> I don't have a dick, I can prove it
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<br>21:51 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> What you're saying, Clyde, is just the thing I WAS PROTESTING in the 17th Episode.
<br>21:51 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU WEREN"T PROTESTING SHIT
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<br>21:51 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Your False accusations against innocent women.
<br>21:51 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT WERE YOU PROTESTING
<br>21:51 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Ahem, may I say something?
<br>21:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
<br>21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM IGNATIUS J. REILLY, PHD.
<br>21:52 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Your false accusations of True women being portrayed or theorized with dicks,
when they are TRUE WOMEN WITH VAGINAS, Breasts and NOTHING ELSE.
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<br>21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I am a Gay and Lesbian Studies student at the University of New Orleans.
<br>21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I am a PROUD gay fan of Sonichu.
<br>21:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHATEVER
<br>21:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE NOT FAN OF SONICHU
<br>21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you have given me and so many homosexuals the courage to come out of the closet.
<br>21:52 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I AM A TRUE FAN OF SONICHU!
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<br>21:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> LOL
<br>21:52 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I LAUGH AT YOU
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<br>21:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> CHRIS HATES YOUR KIND
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<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In fact, my paper "Heterosexual Homoeroticism in Internet Subcultures: A Case
Study" based on Sonichu comics will be in the fall issue of "Journal of Gay and Lesbian Subculture Studies"
<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's what I'm wondering.
<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us Chris?
<br>21:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YEAH, WHY CHRIS
<br>21:53 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I'M INTRIGUED MYSELF
<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We're loyal Sonichu fans too :(.
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<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've read all your comics.
<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We've spammed Jimmy Hill with hate mail.
<br>21:53 -!- mode/#sonichu [+v falsion] by <font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>
<br>21:53 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, he does not HATE you
<br>21:53 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We eve made a float for Sonichu at the Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco.
<br>21:53 <+falsion> Finally, I get to talk. Chris, do you remember me?
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> FURTHERMORE, REMEMBER THIS?
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.
<br>21:54 <+falsion> WAIT
<br>21:54 <+falsion> Let me talk
<br>21:54 <+falsion> CHRIS!
<br>21:54 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> yes, I remember you.
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NO
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WAIT
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I WANT TO HEAR THIS GUY OUT
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR GAY SONICHU FANS
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> YOU JUST IGNORED THE GAY FAN
<br>21:54 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> :(
<br>21:54 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> LIKE COMPLETELY IGNORED HIM
<br>21:54 <+falsion> Yes, answer them first.
<br>21:54 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I am not ignoring anyone.
<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You didn't answer my question, Chris :(.
<br>21:55 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER HIS QUESTION
<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Why do you hate us gay Sonichu fans?
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<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have been a hope and inspiration for us all.
<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> To come out of the closet as homos.
<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And made us proud to be gay.
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<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That's why I started Gay 4 Sonichu.
<br>21:55 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> As a tribute to you.
<br>21:55 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I appreciate the Homo fans, but nothing further than as good acquaintances.
Let me ask you, what of my comic did you perceive as such?
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<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well, you have BEAUTIFUL rainbows in many of your comics.
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Most of your women are drawn like men.
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You sure do talk a lot about BALLS for a straight man, lol.
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You have FABULOUS sense of clothing that would put any straight man to shame.
<br>21:56 <@cogsdev> i thought megtune was a great symbol for the lesbian community
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh!
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Let's not forget Megagi.
<br>21:56 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Megagi and Bionic's relationship is a true inspiration to the gay community.
<br>21:57 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> A loving queer relationship, how fantastic!
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<br>21:57 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> The Rainbow represents the Rainbow of Chaos Emerald Energy, emmited from the
accident; I draw what I can draw, and I MEANT ALL FEMALE CHARACTERS AS TRUE WOMEN; And I HAVE NO MEANING
FROM USING THE WORD "balls" other than spherical objects that are NOTHING AFFILIATED with male parts.
<br>21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But rainbows are also the universal symbol for GAY PRIDE!
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<br>21:58 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Megagi is a WOMAN
<br>21:58 <%Sarah_May> You're all so immature!
<br>21:58 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well she looks like a man to everyone else, honey.
<br>21:58 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT SHE DOESN"T HAVE BREASTS OR GOD GIVEN OVARIES
<br>21:58 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> YES, Sarah, THEY ALL ARE.
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<br>21:58 <%Sarah_May> Why is she purple and pink, then? Those are GIRL colours.
<br>21:58 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> SHE DOES HAVE BREASTS.
<br>21:58 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> THEY ARE ALSO GAY COLORS
<br>21:58 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Megan Schroeder DREW THAT WAY.
<br>21:59 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WELL, DUH, SHE WAS A LESBIAN
<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well it's still your comic, sweetie.
<br>21:59 <+falsion> Chris, you once told me that you would be the "househusband" when I asked you about you
getting a job to support yourself. What kind of straight man says they want to stay at home and do things
that their wife is supposed to do?
<br>21:59 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> SHE was the original creator of Megagi La Skunk.
<br>21:59 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OBVIOSULY SHE WOULD DRAW GAY GUYS
<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Falsion has a point.
<br>21:59 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> and she gave me permission to use her.
<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you are truly sexually liberated.
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<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> You are proud to break our gender barriers.
<br>21:59 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> YOU ALL ARE IMATURE.
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<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We know you are simply a victim of hetero persecution.
<br>21:59 <%Sarah_May> Stop it QueerSonichuLuvr!! This is ridiculous!
<br>21:59 <+falsion> Immature? I'm not the one typing in caps.
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<br>21:59 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> falsion has a point.
<br>21:59 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO DRAWS SEX COMICS IN A SUPPOSED CHILDREN'S COMIC
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<br>22:00 <@cogsdev> we're immature because we're secure about our sexuality?
<br>22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, and how sexually mature Chris is.
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<br>22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Pointing out the facts of life to small children.
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<br>22:00 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> 8 YEAR OLDS DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT
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<br>22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> True, it was hetero sex and I got sick from Rosechu's axewound but still, very
liberating.
<br>22:00 <%Sarah_May> CHRIS HAS TOLD YOU OVER 9000 TIMES THAT HE IS STRAIGHT AND STILL YOU DO NOT LISTEN!
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<br>22:00 <%Sarah_May> WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT IT?
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<br>22:00 <%Sarah_May> ARE YOU SO IN LOVE WITH HIM THAT YOU WANT HIM TO BE GAY?
<br>22:00 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> YES, Why can't you accept THE TRUTH, that I AM STRAIGHT.
<br>22:00 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Besides Chris, how do you explain your personal ad?:
http://charlottesville.selectalternatives.com/gyrobase/Personals/Profile?person=oid%3A239898
<br>22:00 <+falsion> Because everything you've shown says otherwise.
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<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh honey, I was like you. I use to have just female friends, think I was straight,
acting all tough and macho and such.
<br>22:01 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I did not create that page.
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read your comics.
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And I could relate to your struggle.
<br>22:01 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU'RE LYING AGAIN, CHRIS.
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> With your homoerotic urges.
<br>22:01 <+falsion> You can say a pen writes in blue but if it's a red pen, it's still a red pen no matter how
many times you say it's a blue one.
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I felt like I could be gay and proud.
<br>22:01 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> How about the NAKED PICTURES I have drawn; HAVE YOU SEEN ANY UNCENSORED DICKS?
<br>22:01 <@Spankety> did I walk in on something? lol
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> NO!
<br>22:01 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YEAH, SONICHU'S DICK
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Those were had by TROLLS
<br>22:01 <+falsion> eer
<br>22:01 <+falsion> red
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<br>22:01 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I DREW MORE NAKED VAGINAS!
<br>22:01 <+falsion> RED ONE
<br>22:01 <+falsion> my bad
<br>22:01 <+falsion> anyway you get the point
<br>22:01 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> HE WAS CENSORED WITH A CONDOM.
<br>22:01 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, us gay Sonichu fans have been fighting the trolls ourselves.
<br>22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> In our own way.
<br>22:02 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And we can only be "aquiantinces" with you?
<br>22:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHATEVER I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH THESE FAGGOTS
<br>22:02 <+falsion> You can say the sky is green. BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THAT THE SKY IS BLUE DOES IT? I CAN
SAY THE SKY IS GREEN 100 TIMES. DOES IT MAKE IT TRUE?
<br>22:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> AND LOOK YOUR SUPPOSED CREATOR
<br>22:02 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> ISN'T DEFENDING YOU
<br>22:02 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Yes, acquaintances.
<br>22:02 <+falsion> Does it?
<br>22:02 <%Sarah_May> QueerSonichuLuvr, you are making him uncomfortable
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<br>22:03 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> But that does NOT MEAN that I would not walk or work around such people.
<br>22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Well that is my intention. Chris is my hero and he's the reason I'm going to get
my PhD in Gay and Lesbian studies.
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<br>22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I heard you wanted to imprison all of us :(
<br>22:03 <+falsion> You don't need to. They're already all around you.
<br>22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And put us all in prison until we're straight.
<br>22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> By forcing women to have sex with us.
<br>22:03 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just because I like men doesn't mean I'm forcing it on anyone.
<br>22:03 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I have never had any intentions of portraying ANY homosexuality in my comics.
<br>22:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NAITSIRHC
<br>22:03 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> MY FAVORITE CHARACTER
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<br>22:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OBVIOUSLY YOUR FIGHT AGAINST YOUR HOMOSEXUAL URGES
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Yes, Naitsirhc.
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> That was a big part of my thesis paper.
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> How it represents your fight against your homoerotic urges.
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But it's okay Chris.
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<br>22:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man, and
I BEAT HIM UP.
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> We all had those urges.
<br>22:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> OH, HE'S THE STRAIGHT ONE?
<br>22:04 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> even though he had the best over me in that battle.
<br>22:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
<br>22:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> SO YOU'RE GAY
<br>22:04 <@canine> so, you're suppressing your homosexual urges?
<br>22:04 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> JUST AS I THOUGHT
<br>22:04 <@cogsdev> so you advocate beating up gays?
<br>22:04 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Dr. Kinsey said most men have homosexual urges.
<br>22:04 <%Sarah_May> Clyde stop being such a child!
<br>22:04 <@cogsdev> that's just barbaric
<br>22:05 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I, Christian Weston Chandler am STRAIGHT; Reldnahc Notsew Naitirhc is the homo.
<br>22:05 <+falsion> I don't know about you, but I don't have a gay counterpart.
<br>22:05 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Reldhach Notsew Naitsirhc is the COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF ME, the straight man
<br>22:05 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> HA!
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<br>22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you were really straight, how come you have to defend it so hard?
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<br>22:05 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> All the people I knew who defended their sexuality so much were the most
sexually insecure ones.
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<br>22:06 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Because I HAVE IMMATURE JERKS LIKE YOU BUNCH TO TELL THE TRUE INFORMATION TO
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN
<br>22:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU'RE STRAIGHT
<br>22:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT THAT'S NOT PROOF
<br>22:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> YOU CAN SAY I'M GAY
<br>22:06 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT WHERE"S YOUR PROOF
<br>22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, if you're so certain about your sexuality, why defend it?
<br>22:06 <@cogsdev> clyde, we're not jerks, we just want the truth
<br>22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> It was you who said in your advice video not to listen to the peanuts.
<br>22:06 <+falsion> What did I say? You can repeat yourself 100 times. I can tell you 100 times that the
sky is green. IS IT?
<br>22:06 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Your words have inspired so many gays.
<br>22:06 <+falsion> No, it's blue.
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Sonichu is the latest thing in Castro Street.
<br>22:07 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 57 nicks [4 ops, 2 halfops, 2 voices, 49 normal]
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<br>22:07 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS AS YOU FUCKING POSSIBLY CAN, I AM FUCKING
STRAIGHT FOR WOMEN, THEIR VAGINAS, THEIR BREASTS, and most importantly, I AM STRAIGHT FOR THEIR
INDIVIDUAL SWEETNESS.
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> NOT ALL WOMEN ARE SWEET
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> MY EX WAS A FIESTY BITCH
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Indeed.
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> WOW, YOU'RE SWEARING
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> BUT DAMN I LOVED HER
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL
<br>22:07 <@canine> chris, you're very sexist
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> TOO BAD SHE'S DEAD
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Several broke my hearts :(
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> But then I read Sonichu comics and saw how great it is to be gay.
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> GOD, YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE SEXIST
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And then I came out of the closet.
<br>22:07 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I DESPISE MEN for their IMMATURITY and CRUELTY.
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Now I live with my boyfriend.
<br>22:07 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> WHAT
<br>22:07 <%Sarah_May> LISTEN TO HIM! YOU'RE ALL SO DISGUSTING!
<br>22:07 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> And it's so great.
<br>22:08 <@cogsdev> yeah chris, you're right
<br>22:08 <@cogsdev> you call everyone a jerk like a child
<br>22:08 <@cogsdev> and cruelly dismiss your gay fans
<br>22:08 <@cogsdev> and advocate their brutal beating
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<br>22:08 <%Sarah_May> YOU SAY THAT HE IS REPEATING HIMSELF BECAUSE HE'S PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT. THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
<br>22:08 <@<font color="#4DBD33">'''clydeC'''</font>> I KNEW HE WAS PRETENDING!
<br>22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Also Chris, lots of your male characters in your comics are totally passive.
<br>22:08 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Just like so many gay guys I know.
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<br>22:09 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> I ONLY CALL THE Majority of Men Jerks, because they ARE mostly Jerks, due
to their Impulsive Rage and Immaturity.
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<br>22:09 <@canine> <font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>: you're really sexist
<br>22:09 <@canine> i am offended
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<br>22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Oh, I can be immature at times but I don't have any rage.
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<br>22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Coming out of the closet helped me with that.
<br>22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I was able to be happy with myself and with the world.
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<br>22:09 <@<font color="#58ACFA">'''BILLY_MAYS'''</font>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID "FUCKING".
<br>22:09 <@cogsdev> i'm so fucking angry right now, i need a drink, back in a minute or two
<br>22:09 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I've been the target of a hate crime once where I was brutally beaten for
being gay, but I remembered Joseph's lesson of forgiveness.
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<br>22:10 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> Chris, you will be so happy when you come out. All your gay fans will support
you and welcome you with open arms into the community.
<br>22:11 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> Listen, as hard as you fucking can, I CAME OUT OF MY AUTISTIC CLOSET AS A
STRAIGHT MAN, and NOTHING ELSE. SO YOU IMMATURE JERKS CAN JUST FUCK OFF.
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<br>22:11 <%<font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu'''</font>> PEACE OUT!
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<br>22:11 <+QueerSonichuLuvr> I'm sorry D:.

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ModNation Racers is a customizable kart racing game for the PS3 and PSP that Chris has taken a liking to. It isn't quite 2010's answer to LittleBigPlanet, but it's close.

In addition to providing autistics with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, gaily-colored characters found in children's games, ModNation Racers is heavily based around user-generated content, much like LittleBigPlanet. Chris can now foist his questionable design skills upon the world through a kart racing game.

Chris's ModNation career

When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted exactly 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, Sonichu-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the CWCipedia. These were filed under "Original CWC Art". Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.

It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large fanbase, barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his Twitter account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for special game content and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews.

He also posted multiple threads on the forums at GameFAQs and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.

Despite having all the free time in the world, Chris is mediocre at ModNation Racers. This should come as little of a surprise. After racing in 500-plus contests, Chris has only "won" 100 of these (with a noticeable "Disconnected" and "Did Not Finish" tally indicating some tard-rage present).

Beta screen caps

  • Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.

  • Sonichu license plate

  • Modnation: the game that lets you make Sonichu medallions

  • Chris plows his car into an orange pylon

Post-Beta creations

It's now generally accepted that if you give Chris a character creation tool, he'll make himself and then Sonichu. ModNation Racers is no exception. The cars Chris has created actually contain a few relatively faithful replicas of real cars. Inside sources report that this isn't Chris taking an interest in cars, but Chris taking regaining his once-thought-lost interest in Hot Wheels toys. How very mature.

Chris's ModNation Creations

See also

External links

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