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| “ | "Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, Sweet Prince. And may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest." | ” |
| Horatio | ||
| “ | Yer butt's gonna be in trouble | ” |
| Barbara Chandler on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | I'LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! | ” |
| Chris on Clyde Cash | ||
| “ | Then the dragon stood on the sand of the seashore. I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns, seven heads, and ten royal crowns on its horns. On its heads were blasphemous names. | ” |
| The Bible on Clyde Cash | ||
Clyde Cash (alias Gregg Mays - that's Gregg with three g's) (04 July 1976 - 22 May 2009) was the older brother of Ryan Cash who decided to take vengeance against Chris after his brother killed himself. He was the former leader of The Miscreants.
On 23 May 2009, Clyde was found lying in a pool of blood, dead from (possibly) committing suicide with a shotgun (though foul play has not yet been ruled out, due to Chris's recent death threats). He is survived by his cousin, Vivian Gee.
Some folks say they see Clyde's and Ryan's spirit haunting the world together. The Miscreants are totally not keeping up appearances if you see Clyde anywhere...
Origins
His first act was to rape Panda but it did absolutely nothing to Chris as he simply moved onto the next gal-pal.
Clyde stalked Julie and began throwing demands to Chris such as cleaning his room. In the end, it was revealed that Julie was a 13 year old boy and that Clyde had staged the whole thing.
Clyde and Chris' website
He posed as Gregg Mays (a web designer working for Nintendo) to gain access to Sonichu.net.
As ransom, he told Chris to make a video proclaiming he was gay only to be refuted. He then told him to make a video declaring his straightness. Eventually, Chris regained access to the site.
Striking again, Clyde worked with a troll and got rid of the domain.
Chris, being resilient, bought Sonichu.info. With the help of Panda, he managed to gain access again.
Chris, still being resilient, bought SonichuandRosechu.com. With the help of Julie, Clyde managed to gain access yet again.
As Miyamoto
- Main article: Shigeru Miyamoto
In the comic
In the comic Cly(de) is a villain working for Mary Lee Walsh, apart from capturing Ivy and getting into a fight with Chris because the comic he has only appeared on Chris's Music video it is unknown how Clyde has been portrayed apart from living in his mansion and having a slander ray.
Tribute
Selected videos
- 12 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009 Boobies, vaginas...gorgeous.
- 15 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009 I DENOUNCE
- 17 January: CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san Ohio Miyamoto-san.
- 19 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009 A dead dog is a dead brother.
- 21 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009 I hate the homos.
- 26 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009 It was a good trip to Red Mond.
- 31 January: Captain's Log, Stardate January 31st, 2009 Come to me, Miyamoto.
- 10 February: Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009 I knew it!
- 27 March: Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009 BACK THE FUCK OFF.
- 30 March: Take_that_Page_DOWN_NOW! You'll be DEAD.
- 30 March: YouTube Finale Even in a police station.
- 23 April: Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009 Come out of your Trollsta's Paradise.
Gallery
Clyde's Final Scene.
- Socash.jpg
Links
Clyde's YouTube account- Post-date conversations (part with Clyde begins at about 4:35)