Dungeons and Dragons

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“	I am making good progress on my D&D Sheet. Also, on average, a Sonichu or Rosechu can run about 765 mph, and I did the math to figure out how that translates into feet per Breath. We and Sonic can dash over 3,700 feet in a single breath. I did this on my own merit and skill.😊	”
Chris

Chris Chan Sonicleric as a TSSSF card.

Dungeons and Dragons is a popular fantasy role-playing game, considered as the father of modern RPGs. Chris picked up interest in the game during winter 2019 after ProjectSNT cited it as inspiration for her redesign of Wild Sonichu.

He tried to convince local card game shop The End Games to unban him in order for him to learn to play (while insisting that their meetup group at a local restaurant was not good enough); however the End Games stood their ground.

Chris eventually learned to play from a local group of what he believes to be are friends.

Dimensional beliefs

“	We, personally, are in of need of better help in this restrictive Dimension that has been now getting in-flowing Magics and Powers now, and better so, Presently. I need the help that ONLY the staff and past/present patrons of @TheEndGames can provide.	”
Chris claims learning how to play D&D will assist with the Dimensional Merge.

In order to rationalize his triggering over ProjectSNT's redesigns, Chris dreamed up the CS-89 dimension in a meditation session on 11 December 2019. Dimension CS-89 is supposedly the Dungeons & Dragons-esque version of C-197 that is home to Plutia and Peashy from Hyperdimension Neptunia, the redesigns and Chris's D&D character, Chris Chan Sonicleric.

In his tweets, Chris believed that his triggering was caused by a disturbance in the CS-89 dimension. What kind of "disturbance" hasn't been disclosed by Chris, but migrations of peoples and items from CS-89, alongside entire dungeons via heavy magic, came into C-197. Chris also came into the dimension as a Cleric to prevent "something really bad" from happening. Neither that nor how the migrations to C-197 worked have been disclosed.

Chris also claims that Dungeons and Dragons is one of the events that will lead to the Dimensional Merge.

Character sheet

Chris posted an in-progress character sheet to Twitter on 30 January 2020. As with his art, the sheet is written in pen. A few entries are corrected with Wite-Out tape.

He considers work on the sheet to be meditation.

CLASS & LEVEL

Cleric Ranger 23

BACKGROUND

Mix

RACE

Sonichu/Human

ALIGNMENT

Neutral Good

INITIATIVE

+3

SPEED

3,736 Feet

HIT DICE

1d8 + 1d10

ATTACKS AND SPELLCASTING

NAME	ATK BONUS	DAMAGE/TYPE
Longsword		1d8 Slashing
Crossbow, Hand		1d6 Piercing
Dual Shortsword		2d6 Piercing

FEATURES AND TRAITS

Shelter of the Faithful, By Popular Demand, Rustic Hospitality, Guild Membership, Discovery, Position of Privilege, Researcher Transform Bonuses; Mega Evolving with C.C. Sonichite adds +5 to ALL Bonuses (super). 7 Chaos Emerald transform to Hyper Chris Chan Sonichu adds +10 to ALL Bonuses. Going HDD To CPU Blue Heart adds +5 to ALL Bonuses. I can't be Mega Evolved and Hyper Form at the same time I can be Mega Evolved OR Hyper Form while in either Normal Sonichu Form or CPU Form. Bonuses get combined in this instance (of CPU and Mega or Hyper). Single Transformation lasts for one action. Giant Killer, Steel Will, Land's Stride, Dual Wielder. Athlete, Elemental Adept, Observant, War Caster, Spellcasting (Cleric + Ranger), Divine Domain (Knowledge, Life, Light), Channel Divinity, Turn/Destroy Undead (3) Divine Intervention, Favored Enemy, Natural Mountain Explorer, Two-Weapon Fighting

EQUIPMENT

Longsword, Shield, Chain Shirt, Two Short-swords, Hand Crossbow, 20 Crossbow Bolts, Travelers Clothes, Sonichu Medallion, C.C. Sonichite, Celestial key, Magic Wand, Magic Amp, Elixer Bottle, Pen, Magic Stones; Backpack: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 50' Rope, 2 Spellbooks, 10 Potions, Painter Supplies, Blanket, DayRations (5), Mess Kit, Waterskin, Note Case, Signet Ring, Small Knife, Dice & Cards, Guild Letter

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Flaws

Fans noted several flaws with Chris's character sheet.

• Broken character.
• Abilities which don't exist in D&D, such as Mega-evolving from Pokémon.
• Nonsensical speed. A single round of D&D lasts six seconds in-game. An average player moves 30 feet (9 metres) in that time, while Chris's character moves 3,700 feet (1.1 km) in that time.
• Starting at level 23, a level higher than god characters, quite fitting for his delusions.
• Only has 2 hit dice. A level 23 character would be expected to have a cumulative total of 23 hit dice.
• Overpowered transformation ability, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus, enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls unless rolling a one.
• Insufficient equipment. Chris has two swords and a crossbow, despite his character (Cleric/Ranger hybrid) not being optimized to wield either.
• Prioritizing fluff about the character over skills, stats or feats.
• Attempt to homebrew a race (Sonichu).
• Clerics are only permitted one Divine Domain. Chris has chosen three (Knowledge, Life and Light).
• He has the "Shelter of the Faithful", "By Popular Demand", "Rustic Hospitality", "Guild Membership", "Discovery", "Position of Privilege" and "Sage" features, which implies he took SEVEN backgrounds (Acolyte, Entertainer, Folk Hero, Guild Artisan, Hermit, Noble and Sage) instead of the permitted ONE.
• Has taken the Favored Enemy feat, but hasn't actually chosen a favored enemy.