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[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]]
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"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's]] "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]]''. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view.
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==The Song==
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==Lyrics==
[[Image:Coolio13.jpg|thumb|Coolio's reaction to hearing this song.]]
[''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"'']


As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br>
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br>
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br>
Even my [[Barbara Chandler|mama]] thinks that my [[Chris and Psychology|mind is gone]]




But I ain't never left my [[computer]], dog gone it<br>
Me be [[Kick the Autistic|treated like a punk]], I take it out on that guy<br>
[[Chris and hypocrisy|I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it]]<br>
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz




A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br>
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br>
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br>
On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br>
Saying prayers in the LCD light




We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise




Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br>
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br>
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash<br>
Too much internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams




<div style="font-size: 16em; color: black;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind<br>
Got my mouse in my hand and a [[Semen|soda]]-stained keyboard<br>
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger<br>
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br>


...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br>
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say<br>
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!<br>
The way things are going I don't know




...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me ''(sings 2 times faster)''<br>
The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me?




We... we...


W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a [[fail|gang--|trollsta's paradise]]<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a grollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise




Power and no money, money and no power<br>
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br>
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br>
...It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'




They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me<br>
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me<br>
I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br>
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.




We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in the trollsta's paradise<br>
We been spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise<br>
We keep spending most of our lives<br>
Living in a trollsta's paradise




<div style="font-size: 16em; color: black;">'''''NIGGER'''''</div>
Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br>
Are you and me? ''(pause)'' Tell me why! We are we!<br>
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br>
''(catches up)'' ...ones we hurt are you and me?




 
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Revision as of 00:52, 28 September 2011

C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" is Chris's version of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise", featured in his second album, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK. The song deals with Chris's struggle against Clyde Cash from Clyde's point of view.

The Song

Lyrics

File:Coolio13.jpg
Coolio's reaction to hearing this song.

[sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]

As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz


A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care
On my knees in the night (sped up)
Saying prayers in the LCD light


We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise


Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash
Too much internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams


I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G

...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!
The way things are going I don't know


...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me (sings 2 times faster)
The... things... we... see... (catches up) ...hurt are you and me?


We... we...

W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives
Living in a gang--|trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a grollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise


Power and no money, money and no power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'
...It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'


They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.


We been spending most of our lives
Living in the trollsta's paradise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise


Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt
Are you and me? (pause) Tell me why! We are we!
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! (pause)
(catches up) ...ones we hurt are you and me?