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Huh! Look at Mr. Clyde Cash now! Heh! His muscles are so weak they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh and look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a [[Sports bra photo series|muscle bra]]. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh. | Huh! Look at Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] now! Heh! His muscles are so weak they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh and look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a [[Sports bra photo series|muscle bra]]. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out! | ||
But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [''The image changes to several photos of Chris [[fail|flexing]], the final one of him holding an office chair on his head. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" throughout.''] | But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [''The image changes to several photos of Chris [[fail|flexing]], the final one of him holding an office chair on his head. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "[[Wikipedia:The_Final_Countdown_(song)|The Final Countdown]]" throughout.''] | ||
Revision as of 03:01, 30 October 2009
On 30 October 2009, Chris uploads a third video threatening Clyde Cash in which he shows that he can lift a chair (the same feat of strength and the same chair appeared in a previous video). The proper use of still in the current video helps the intimidation factor since we don't see Chris straining with effort on this one.
Chris also reveals that he is "repulsed" by "shirtless dudes" with "ugly pecs" and advises them to wear a "muscle bra." Whether this is because Chris is a self-hating male or overly muscled guys remind him of his latent homosexual urges remains to be seen.
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Huh! Look at Mr. Clyde Cash now! Heh! His muscles are so weak they fall right down. Look at that, he's so weak and feeble. Heh and look at him. And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a muscle bra. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out!
But anyway, you wanna see real muscles, check these out. [The image changes to several photos of Chris flexing, the final one of him holding an office chair on his head. Chris does a very poor a capella rendition of "The Final Countdown" throughout.]
But anyway, enough said about me. This guy is really weak. Stay tuned for another piece.