CWC - Hand Drawn Original

On 4 August 2009, Chris uploaded CWC - Hand Drawn Original in another attempt to prove that he is the TRUE and HONEST CWC and not the fake, this time by showing the trolls how he draws Sonichu. Interestingly, in the video's description, Chris says that he wanted to upload the video to Jeff's account, but that he decided otherwise.

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Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand artery.

Anyway the first portion is live so let me just... see if we can... get that... set up here...

Huh, well, will you look at that. Anyway, see my hand, see my hand, ok. So let's just see how we draw Sonichu here. As we have been doing the whole time, ever since 2000.

[Mumbles while putting hair between Sonichu's mouthpiece] Well if it's just that...

[Draws ears] Here, there...

[Lowers pen down] So as I just draw things there, [draws and oval] give him a masculine chest. Immesed up on that one, oh well, I work with it.

[Draws Sonichu's right hand] Build up some there...

[Draws Sonichu's left hand] Put up that there, y'all brown stripes. [Begins to draw the tail] and get that there, your tail.

[Draws the legs and his left shoe] Put up his blue shoes on.

[Draws his right shoe] Give him a little, tip up a foot there.

Put a little C-In-A-Circle and my John Hancock. And let's just give him a little drop shadow underneath.

[Drops pen] Now we get out the markers. Mmmm, color the old mouth with the flesh color. [Drops the marker and shows a Crayola Super Washable Markers bag] Crayola rocks! [Sigh] Color his arms... And his belly. Belly and chest. Were we would wanna go. What we sould wanna call it. Yeah. Stick it up, put that back later.

Okay, uh, regular yellow, oh I forgot the eyebrows. There you go, look at that. makes him look smarter, he's sick, sick character, yes.

Uh, just hurry up to the coloring. Oh I think close his hand, there you go. Put a little burb on his but no quest with time but it basically, definitively looks like, the, yeah. It's my style, my hand drawing, it's uncopyable.

Mmm, give him his little cheeks. Lime green sulphur eyes. Good shade of brown in the old stripes and the edge of the bottom portion of the tail. His shoes there. Berry blue, berry shade Soncihu sneakers [uninteligible mumbles].

And we will, huh, the essentially black on the tips of his ears, his nose and where that's gray? Ah here it is. Make its-make its sneaker soles shades of gray. Oh and while I make this up and about, lemme, huh, make a switcheroo around here. Actually now let's do a one more thing... [Begins to write next to Sonichu] Arts and care for [in a high pitch] Kacey!. And now for the old switcheroo let's, huh, close this up here. [Closes the Skecthpad]

And put in the handdrawn pages of-look, number zero! Just lemme rehandle this a bit. The old history of the handdrawn, print this out you get blank pages, unedited as it really was before I scanned them and type the text into them. Oh that's a a good page, very good page. Huh yea the saga. Mmmm, [looking at Sonichu and Rosechu kiss from issue 0]kissey! kissey! yum! You know you can pause any time, I'm just going a little quickly because I don't want to kill over 10 minutes in this. [Chris then takes away the book, then turn off the lights to look like his previous video] Oops! There goes the creation, oh well.

Anyway mmm. Anyway I would like to shootout to Kacey, I care about you very much, your feelings mean a lot to me. You mean a lot- [Camera cuts to a well lit room with Christian's horrible features in front of it.] I'm sorry Kacey but I'm afraid that uhh [removes his glasses] I tried to ease you into the subject but unfortunately I could not do that. I just had to give it to you straight, as my friend mrr, made me realise when I talked to her, earlier tonight, in addition to you. I'm sorry Kacey, but yknow, you fell in love with Sonichu and Rosechu and the world of CWCville, it's mine. [picks up a scrapbook from behind him] Originally mine. I'm the guy. March 7, 2000, in front of Miss Naelie Chalifoux's classroom at Manchester High. [opens the book and pulls out his recently drawn art] Freshly drawn. You saw it from [puts down the drawing, then shows his ring my own hand. [Puts down the book again.] DaaI'm, I'm the artist.

But anyway, as to further elaborate, the imposter's real name is Jeff. I know this because-[cut]-I learned his name was Jeff from a D-a-n-t-o-p-u-l-t-i-s@yahoo.com[cut] and also if you take a good look, and also if you'take a good look, also if you ever see him in person, look at his ident-look at his ID you know that it's fake. Ask him to hand it to you personally, it's fake. I can hand you mine, anytime, it's real, as well as my as well as my diplomas and my degrees, they're right here, in my room, right here. [makes some hand guestures] In these four walls, that have, that Sonichu, Rosechu and the world of CWCville have evolved from. I'm sorry Kacey, I didn't mean- If I hurt you, if I hurt you, I'm sorry. But I had-I wanted to make sure you knew the truth. You had to know. You have been dating and havbing relations with the imposter. His name is Jeff. I'm sorry. But I care about you. I do. Just like you've been talking to me for the past two nights. Regato-[cut]

But yeah I recommend that you confront Geoffrey. [sigh] I'll leave it up to you, Kacey. Be safe. Stay strong. Take your time. I care about you. As I cared about all my other gal pals in my life. from Megan Schroeder, to Tiffany, Miranda, Sarah, Kelly, even all the ones I met on the internet: My AUstralian gal pal Sarah Sandra Mackenzie/PandaHalo, died in that bushfire, and Sarah Jackson, died in the automobile accident, and Ivy only recently. I had to go listen to my father's meathead theories. I leave it up to you. I care.