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'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]
'''Ongoing''': [[August 2019]] ([[August 2019 social media posts|social media]]<!--- • [[2019 Sales Listings#July|sales listings]] -->) • [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] ([[Sonichu 14|14]] • [[Sonichu 15|15]]) • [[Dimensional Merge]] • [[Financhu Crisis]]


*'''29 August''' - [[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]] the kitten '''[https://twitter.com/MagiChan111448/status/1167158017776898048 dies]''' after two weeks in the Chandler house.
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
*'''19 August''' - '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb is not dead|Barb]]''' is confirmed by Chris to be alive on [[Twitter]], contrary to a forged [[Chris and death|death]] certificate floating about online.
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
*'''18 August''' - [[Magi-Chan]] supposedly possesses Chris's [[Chris and health|body]] to '''[[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|ramble more about the Merge]]''' on [[YouTube]].
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*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.  
*'''14 August''' - Chris announces through his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet that Magi-chan has fully crossed over into our world. He later changes his name on Discord, adding a Magi- prefix to the usual ChrisChanSonichu.  
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''11 August''' - '''[[Chandler Cats#Possie|Possie]]''', a feral kitten, wanders into [[14 Branchland Court]] and makes a new home with Chris and [[Barb]].
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.
*'''9 August''' - [[Sarah and Steve]] return to [[Twitter]], [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1149#post-5140617 '''tweeting'''] about a [[Jacob Sockness|set of rituals]] supposedly required for the [[Dimensional Merge]] to continue.  
*'''5 August''' - While [[autism|deep in thought]], '''[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Chris hits into a parked vehicle]]''', possibly irreparably damaging [[Son-chu]] in the process. He is soon confronted by the [[jerkops|police]], and [[Chris and anger|vents]] by [[Chris and the law|attacking a law enforcement vehicle]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-5-chriss-stressful-day-is-blacklisted-from-papa-johns-kicked-a-cop-car-after-causing-a-fender-bender.59323/page-7#post-5126608 '''No penalty was given.'''] He also complains about [[trolls]] who used Chris-chan's [[Dox|freely given information]] to prank-call the local [[wikipedia:Papa John's|Papa John's pizzeria]] and get him blacklisted.  


<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>
<center>''Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum].''</center>

Revision as of 22:40, 29 August 2019

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Ongoing: August 2019 (social media) • Sonichu (1415) • Dimensional MergeFinanchu Crisis

Due to time and space constraints, only major updates are listed. For all current updates, visit the Chris section of the Kiwi Farms forum.
Barb is not dead; we last heard from her 1,926 days ago.

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is a list of recent Chris-related activity, namely new content. To prevent the list becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in the list at any time. To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. The 'Barb watch' works similarly to the begging counter: update whenever Chris mentions Barb doing something that would be impossible as a corpse, or he confirms that Barb has indeed passed.