Difference between revisions of "CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions"
(→Questions and Answers: most frequent misconceptions first) |
|||
| Line 21: | Line 21: | ||
; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy? | ; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy? | ||
We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]] [[Parody|thief]], [[Chris and | We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a [[Niggos|racist]], [[Chris and sex|sexist]], [[Homos|homophobic]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]] and [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]] [[Parody|thief]], [[Chris and Wikipedia|narcissist]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonizer]] and all-around [[fail]]ure who wastes your [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. | ||
; Can he be helped? Should I try? | ; Can he be helped? Should I try? | ||
[[Vivitheg|Better]] [[Clyde Cash|people]] [[Sarah May|than]] you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the [[white knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless. | [[Vivitheg|Better]] [[Clyde Cash|people]] [[Sarah May|than]] you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the [[white knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless. | ||
; Is he seeing a psychiatrist? | |||
Chris is seeing a church counselor. He refuses to get professional help because of money and because he thinks God, Jesus and his church will pull through [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|much better]]. | |||
; Is he really autistic? | ; Is he really autistic? | ||
| Line 46: | Line 50: | ||
He has always liked kids games, and he won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario. | He has always liked kids games, and he won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario. | ||
; What's the deal with the shirts he always wears? | |||
Chris buys his [[shirt]]s from the Salvation Army and Goodwill. | |||
; Does Chris drink or do drugs? | ; Does Chris drink or do drugs? | ||
| Line 53: | Line 61: | ||
; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris? | ; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris? | ||
There is a small group of trolls who are closest to Chris and don't want their plans ruined. But you are free to give suggestions and consult with other trolls. | There is a small group of trolls who are closest to Chris and don't want their plans ruined. But you are free to give suggestions and consult with other [[trolls]]. | ||
; Where does Chris currently publish new content? | ; Where does Chris currently publish new content? | ||
Revision as of 08:03, 8 May 2009
Introduction
In the world of Chris-chan, new people are being initiated to the horrors every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran Miscreant might be answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same question time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the common questions encountered.
All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.
Questions and Answers
- Is Chris a troll?
No, the documentation on his entire life and testimony by real life people are way too complete.
- Is Ivy imaginary?
No.
- Why doesn't he just get a fucking prostitute?
He wants true and honest love. Prostitutes are expensive, and he wants a mothering companion. When prostitutes were sent to his house, Chris cried.
- How can you get off taunting an autistic guy?
We don't do it because he's autistic, but rather because he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, unsympathetic, ungrateful, jealous, kid-scaring and troll-feeding thief, narcissist, antagonizer and all-around failure who wastes your tax money while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities.
- Can he be helped? Should I try?
Better people than you have tried and accomplished nothing. See the white knight article for reasons for and against trying to save Chris. You won't be able to do it regardless.
- Is he seeing a psychiatrist?
Chris is seeing a church counselor. He refuses to get professional help because of money and because he thinks God, Jesus and his church will pull through much better.
- Is he really autistic?
This is debated. He was, at the very least, clinically diagnosed with high-functioning autism. His behavior contains signs that support it.
- Is he retarded?
Possibly, but definitely not completely retarded. He managed to graduate from community college and obtain a driver's license.
- Is he gay?
This is debated. He's certainly into women and masturbating while thinking about women though.
- Is he a furry?
Definite maybe. He states that he does not consider himself one, however he admits to being turned on by Rosechu (not as much as a human female, natch), and has depicted himself as Chris-Chan Sonichu having sex with a furry version of his current sweetheart Ivy.
- What's the deal with Sonic, anyway?
He has always liked kids games, and he won a Sega contest that allowed him to stock up on Sonic titles. Sonic has certain qualities that attract autistic people more than other titles such as Mario.
- What's the deal with the shirts he always wears?
Chris buys his shirts from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.
- Does Chris drink or do drugs?
No, he is firmly against smoking, drinking, and drug use.
- Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
There is a small group of trolls who are closest to Chris and don't want their plans ruined. But you are free to give suggestions and consult with other trolls.
- Where does Chris currently publish new content?
- cwcville.com, Sonichu site
- youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu, YouTube account
- Where can I learn more about this guy?
Well, right here at this fine wiki of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the Megan Saga and the release of email correspondence between the two. Other resources include: