Rainbow

The Rainbow is the informal name of the phenomenon which transformed Sonichu and Rosechu into their present forms. It was later revealed that the Rainbow also spawned eggs, which eventually matured to become the Chaotic Combo and Silvana.

Introduction

The rainbow effect was the result of an accidental collision of a male Pikachu with Sonic in Sonichu #0 As Sonichu was using the power of the Chaos Emeralds at the time, their energies somehow caused the Pikachu to mutate into a being similar in appearance to Sonic. This energy also arced across the sky, striking a female Raichu some fifteen miles away, and transforming her into a similar hedgehog-like creature.

Independently, Sonichu and Rosechu realized that they had become the genesis of a new Pokemon species. Eventually, Black Sonichu was cloned from a sample of Sonichu's DNA, and the Anchuent Prophecy would bestow three humans the ability to transform into Sonichus and Rosechus at will, but these were only copies of the originals.

However, Sonichu would soon discover other Sonichus and Rosechu's created by the Rainbow.

The Chaotic Combo

In Sonichu #3, Chris revealed that the Rainbow had also spit out five eggs, which landed in various locations around the world. From within these eggs emerged larval forms of Sonichu and Rosechu, called "Sonee" and "Rosey". These five eventually evolved into variants of Sonichu and Rosechu, each possessing unique abilities and characteristics in addition to the powers of Sonic and Pikachu.

In addition to the eggs, Chris established that "mysterious beams of light also shone from the rainbow", but declined to elaborate.

Inconsistencies

In Sonichu #0, Chris established that Sonichu was 16 years old, and Rosechu was 15. Presumably, this refers to their age upon the day of their transformation, and so they spent the bulk of their lives as a Pikachu and Raichu. Sonichu #8 has since established that the couple turned 19 and 20 as of early 2008.

However, the Chaotic Combo were spawned from the Rainbow as eggs, meaning that they would have been born while Sonichu was 16. And yet, Sonichu #8 depicts them celebrating their 19th birthday a few months after Rosechu's 19th birthday. Compounding this, Black Sonichu celebrated his 20th birthday shortly afterward, making him the same age as Sonich, despite being cloned when he was 16 years old.

Strangely, when Black Sonichu questions the notion of celebrating a birthday for a clone, he points out that he was "not properly born of a Rosechu". The fact is, none of the electric hedgehog Pokemon were born naturally, as they were all shat out of a big dumb rainbow.

Additional Retcons

Chris revised the story of the rainbow yet again to reveal that a sixth egg had been launched from the Rainbow, only to somehow wind up on the Earth's moon. There, the newborn Rosey was taken under the wing of Count Graduon, who named her "[Silvana]" and trained her in the ways of evil. To better equip her for the cause of sexual villainy, Graduon gave Silvana the power to shape-shift, as well as male genetalia, to better fool horny enemy Rosechus. Like the other egg-born Sonichus and Rosechus, Silvana's age is established to be 19, even though Count Graduon wasn't unleashed until Sonichu was 16 and discovered the Ancuent Prophecy.

To make matters even more confusing, Chris has introduced several other Sonichus and Rosechus throughout the series, including Darkbind Sonichu, DJ Jamsta Sonichu, Lolisa Rosechu, Zapina Rosechu, and Simonla Rosechu. No explanation has ever been provided for when or how these other Sonichus and Rosechu's were created.

Other Uses of Rainbows

It should be noted that the various Sonichus and Rosechu's represent every color of the rainbow, although this may be a coincidence, as there's so damn many of them that Chris has no choice but to use every possible color to tell them apart.

Following fan backlash against the hardcore sex scene depicted in Sonichu #8, Chris removed or censored the pages containing genitalia from the site, and posted a ridiculous apology:

“	**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8, And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of Comic #8, as well as ALL Future Comics, that depict explicit sexuality.	”
Chris, correctly comparing his pornographic artwork to the horrors of global disaster [[1]]

The message was accompanied by a large painting of Noah's Ark, depicting the rainbow described in the book of Genesis.

Despite Chris's assurances, he drew a love scene between Black Sonichu and Silvana Rosechu in the second half of the same issue, and recently restored all of the deleted artwork in the new Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack, along with promises of even more hideous furry porn to come.

Chris also offered a "rainbow of promise" in an e-mail to Megan:

“	I understand the possible irriation from being touched, but I now realize what may have set off the burst of anger. It was because of my immature behavior (with jealousy) over the winner of that contest, wasn't it? I wanted you to know that I have honestly given up on that erronious behavior. I do apologize for having expressed that anger, and I offer a peaceful rainbow as my promise to not get jealous and express such anger again.	”
Chris, blowing out his ass

Possible Interpretation of Chris's Use of Rainbows

He's gay.

Links

• Gay4Sonichu

• Pride Sonichu Mission